My first few fanfics sucked 'cause my computer made them come out all wrong.Hopefully this one will be okay.I was bored and feeling random when I wrote this so beware!

Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS!If I did I would be writing books about cats right now.

(A/N:Just about all the characters are still alive except Tigerstar cause I said so.)

Fireheart trodded along a thunderpath for no actual reason when all of a sudden a squirrel attacked him!

"AHHH!"cried Fireheart as he pulled out a big machine gun and killed it,"that'll teach ya!"

He put his gun away and continued walking.

And walking...

And walking some more...

"Hey Fireheart!Why are you walking on that Thunder Path so much?"Graystripe asked,running up to him from the direction of RiverClan territory.

"Cause I feel like it.Why were you in RiverClan territory?"

"I was visiting Mistyfoot."

"WHY?You hardly know her!"

"We have an entire relationship,Fireheart!Remember when she talked to us at that bush?"

"No..."

"Well,she did.And we developed a relationship that you'll never understand!"

"Well,ok then,good for you.Let's go back to ThunderClan now."Fireheart said and cut off into ThunderClan territory,however,Graystripe stopped at the border.

"Come on!Let's go!"Fireheart urged.

"I-I can't."Graystripe stammered.

"Why not?"

"Because-because...No reason let's go!"Graystripe walked into ThunderClan territory with a goofy grin on his face.

Fireheart stopped and stared as Graystripe trotted by,Fireheart shook his head and followed his very weird friend into the forest they loved so much.

When they got to camp they were surprised to find Spottedleaf making out passionately with Runningwind in the middle of camp.

"What the-?"Fireheart gasped."Medicine-cats can't make out!It's in the warrior code!"

"Fireheart?!Graystripe?!What are you doing back so soon?I thought you were going to destroy the North Pole!"Spottedleaf said,obviously shocked.

"What?!What's a north pole?"Graystripe asked.

"Nothing forget I said anything."Spottedleaf continued making out with Runningwind.

"I wanna make out with someone!"Swiftpaw said.

"Ill make out with you,Swiftpaw."Brightpaw said shyly.

"Thanks Brightpaw!"And so they made out behind a tree at the edge of camp.

"Me and Sandstorm have some buisness to take care of in the abandoned territory a little ways off so,uh,BYE!"So Fireheart ran off to take care of his buisness with Sandstorm.

"So it's only me ow,huh?OH WELL!"Graystripe took out a magic wand and said the magic words,"BUBBLY SHRIMP PUFF!"And then cupcakes and milk rained down from the clouds and all the cats got drunk and tore down a TwoLeg Crest toothpaste company building with the machine guns a guy wearing a black coat sold Graystripe in a dark alley behind Wal-Mart.

Meanwhile off in StarClan where not many cats where due to everyone being alive were having a party to celebrate the destruction of the toothpaste building...

"YAHOOO!"Cried Blossomstar,the old leader of WindClan cried whom the author made up,"We're free of the toothpaste!"

"Ya know that was just one building,right?There are thousands more..."said the underenthusiastic Honeyclaw.

"WHAT?!"cried all of the cats!Everything was silent now except for the occasional 'JIMMY!GEET BACK HEER!'from some TwoLeg mother in the city below them.

"That's right.There is still more toothpaste out there..."said Honeyclaw,"But luckily you don't have to worry because...SUPER HONEYCLAW IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!!"Honeyclaw tore off her pelt to reveil another tan pelt with a red super suit above it with a blue cape on her back.With her hands on her little kitty hips she flew into the air and vanished in a puff of smoke to destroy the toothpaste.

"Well,"said Blossomstar,"LET'S PARTY!"

So they continued partying without Super Honeyclaw.

To Be Continued...

Well,I hope you liked the first chapter!

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