Peeping Peev
April brought beautiful weather and flowers, though it did rain a lot. Ginny practiced Quidditch every day, rain or shine or sleet and snow. Hermione's detention finally ended, and she had started visiting Hagrid every day now. Though she wouldn't tell him she was in detention 8 hours a day. She said she was just helping around the castle. Her detention was an hour before classes, both 90 minute free periods she had, and 4 hours after classes. This lasted ever day for seven weeks, except Sundays. "I heard you've been havin' detention every day for more 'an a month now, Hermione. What happened?" Hagrid asked. "Oh, um… just the usual with the boys, too much exploring I guess." "Gee, even without them here all the time, you lot always find something to do!" he replied "Oh, yes we do" she said. Ron was allowed to visit again the next day, so he and Hermione promised each other and McGonagall to behave that day. And they did. For an hour. Somehow they both managed to get to the girls dorm and have sex…. Later they had some fun in the tunnel that leads from the school to the Hogs Head in Hogsmead village, which Ron dubbed, "The Tunnel of Love" Lastly, they found themselves half naked in a bathroom. Peeves ALSO found the two half naked in the bathroom. Oh, no. "AAAGGHHHH YOU FILTHY, FILTHY STUDENTS! BAD! BAD STUDENTS!" he went on as they scrambled to get their clothes back on and Rons' paints zipped back up, which he made a painful mistake with at first "Oh honestly!" Hermione said "You can even zip your pants at your age? Hurry UP!" she unzipped them "OW!" Ron yelled and zipped them back up correctly. "FILTHY, FILTHY STUDENTS IN THE LOO! HAVIN' S-E-X, THEY ARE! THEY ARE! I HAVNT SEEN SUMTHIN LIKE THIS IN TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENDY FIVE YEARS! " McGonagall came rushing in. "That's it, Im expelling you BOTH!" "But im not even a student here!" Ron replied angrily and confused. "Oh, right, well, just Hermione then!" Hermione started pleading to not be expelled and eventually Peeves had started shouting again "BUT SHE PROMISES SHE WONT DO IT AGAIN! LET THE FILTHY, FILTHY STUDENT STAY! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET HER STAAAAYYYY! SHES NICE TO ME! 'CEPT FOR BLINDIN" ME LIKE THAT TODAY!" "ALL RIGHT, JUST SHUT UP!" McGonagall said. She took 150 points from Gryffindor and left with Ron. When Hermione tried to leave the bathroom there was a crowd of students waiting to see what had happened. Hermione turned red and ran back into the bathroom to shouts of "YEAH!" and "Oh my gosh!" along with gasps and people saying "SHE had sex at Hogwarts?" Back at the Head Office, McGonagall was lecturing Ron. "Don't come back until the Hogwarts reunion!" "But there ISNT a Hogwarts reunion!" he protested "Oh" McGonagall said "That was supposed to be a surprise. " Ron grinned "I'll just have to tell everyone" "Nice try. But you still are NOT visiting, unless there is an emergency or a reunion" he left by floo powder.
To get the full story, read my story "Back to Hogwarts"