8:07 PM 10/3/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Spongebob: But working at the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy, and what could be better than serving up smiles?
(big goofy grin)
Squidward: (flatly) Where have you been?
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to another fic by me. Last time in the Corner we had our Piccolo mini-fic; before that we had
our special "Veggie Wins?!" fic where we let Veggie win for change. And now we're starting the first fic from my new "future
fics" list.
Goku: (grins) We also have nothing left to talk about!
Chuquita: [falls over] WE DO TO!! (tries to think of something) I--you-- (sighs) Oh who am I kidding. We have run out of
things to talk about. We've been doing so many 'special guests' and then we had the polls and the "Ask Goku/Ask Veggie"
thing.
Goku: We could just ad-lib it like we used to do back before all that stuff.
Chuquita: I guess. (smiles) Hey at least nothing truely bizarre has happened yet!
[overdramtic spanish music suddenly booms through the air]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Spoke too soon.
Goku: [taps her on the shoulder and points past the desk]
Chuquita: [glances past Goku to see a grinning Veggie 2 feet from the Corner desk wearing a large sombaro and holding a
fancy guitar with a rose in his mouth] Oh good grief... (groans and shakes her head) Vedge, what are you doing?
Goku: (giggles) Veggie looks like Zorro.
Chuquita: Minus the mask, cape, sword, and height.
Vegeta: [strums his guitar] (sing-song) I didn't get to sing my song to Kakarrotto in the last story, so I'd like to sing it
now. [strums the guitar again]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Veggie, I really don't think--- [Veggie whacks her over the head with his fancy guitar] --YEOW!
Goku: Heeheeheehee, silly Veggie! AHH! [Veggie whacks him over the head with the guitar]
Vegeta: (snorts) My song is NOT silly. It's powerful, full of emotion, and all in my native tongue of Saiya-go (big grin)
(glances over at Son and shrieks to see his head is now gone) AAHH!!
Chuquita: (pales) [looks around for a disembodied Goku head] Eew! (to Veggie) LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Goku: (pokes his head out of his neck) What? What'd Veggie do? I wanna see!
[Chu and Veggie stare at Son all bug-eyed]
Vegeta: How did you--but it disap--and the--
Goku: (blinks, confused) [sucks his head into his neck, then pokes it out again] (blinks)
Vegeta: (creeped out) Wow.....Kakarrotto, so, new technique?
Goku: (cocks his head) Huh?
Vegeta: (flatly) Nevermind. [walks over to his seat, grabs it, and wheels it around next to Son's]
Chuquita: Umm, Veggie, you're not allowed to sit there.
Vegeta: (pleasantly plops the rose from his mouth in Son's hair) There you go, my future servant-maid.
Goku: (happily) Aww, little Veggie it's so pretty!
Vegeta: (mildly glows bright red) Heh-heh, why thank you Kakay.
Chuquita: Vedge?
Vegeta: (angrily) WHAT! There's no SET LAW saying that I'm not allowed to sit next to Kakarrotto!
Chuquita: (holds up a very very long list) Actually, there is. [points to a spot on the list]
Vegeta: GIVE ME THAT! [scans down the list] Blah blah blah....blah blah pinapples...blah blah--HA! Rule 247. Vegeta Oujisama
is barred from sitting anywhere within 2 feet of Son Goku. WHEN DID YOU MAKE _THIS_ ONE UP!!
Chuquita: I didn't. (shivers) Chi-Chi threatened me over the phone last time you were sitting next to Son-san. I'd rather not
face the wrath of the frying pan. Or the bazooka. Or the 5ft high chainsaw.
Vegeta: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE AUTHOR! CAN'T YOU JUST ZAP HER AND CHANGE HER INTO A RAT OR SOMETHING!
Chuquita: Well, I can't really use the Big Book of Author Spells on her unless she actually DOES something bad.
Vegeta: She's keeping me away from Kakay. That's bad.
Goku: (grins) CHANGE CHI-CHAN INTO A BIRDY CHU-SAMA!
Chuquita: Uh--
Vegeta: NO! CHANGE HER INTO A FISH! THEN KAKARROTTO CAN EAT HER AND CRAP HER OUT INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSH IT AND THEN ONNA
WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF BROWN MUSH IN A SEWER!! (excitable grin)
[Chu and Goku schooch away from Veggie]
Vegeta: ...I went a little overboard on that, didn't I Chu?
Chuquita: You might say that.
Vegeta: Hmm. (thinks) If I manage to woo Kakarrotto into being my servant-maid by playing my fancy guitar fancifully will you
allow me to have the middle seat?
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (big cheesy grin)
Goku: (to Chu) (nods eagerly)
Chuquita: (shrugs) Eh, why not. It's not like you'll be able to do it anyway.
Vegeta: WHOO-HOO! [strums the guitar, testing out each string] I learned how to play something like this back home on
Bejito-sei. [strums all the strings across together]
Goku: Heeheehee. Silly Veggie.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Anyway, today's fic has to do with the whole servant-maid thing AND another "evil" plot of Veggie's
blowing up in his face.
Vegeta: (glares) HEY! Who said my plots were evil? And why did you put quotes around it! You act as if my plots are
patheticly evil. And why does it blow back in my face?!
Goku: Veggie asks too many questions. (smiles at Veggie) Relax and be happy.
Vegeta: I CAN'T! (grumbles) Not until I have en-servantized you anyway...
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Vedge, all your evil plots undoubtedly fail. It's part of your character! You never got your wish for
immortality! You never got to be the first super saiyajin! Heck, even the whole "majin" thing blew up in your face. You can't
win! But that's what makes you so funny.
Goku: (happily) Yeah Veggie! You're perspirant!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You mean persistant, don't you Kakarrotto?
Goku: No, I mean perspirant. You're really starting to smell from over here. [pinches his nose]
Vegeta: (even larger sweatdrop) Just start the show.
Chuquita: (grins) You got it Veggie!
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, what DOES happen when Chi-Chi finds out?
Chuquita: Oh hush Veggie! (smirks) This isn't going to be fun for you like the fic you won in.
Vegeta: You mean instead of winning something terrible and horrible happens to me because of this wish?
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: (pouts) Ohh...
Goku: Don't worry Veggie, _I_ still love you.
Vegeta: (glowing) (musing) Reeeallllyyy, Kaka-chan? (looks upward) (mockingly) HERE THAT ONNA! KAKAY _LOVES_ ME!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Me-n-my big mouth.
Chuquita: On with the fic!
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" Oh VEH-GEE! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he poked his head in the doorway leading to Capsule Corp's living
room, " Little Veggie the ice-cream man was here and I had a dollar so I bought an ice-cream cone for us to share! " the
larger saiyajin grinned happily, then paused, realizing no one was in the room, " Ohh. " he pouted, then took a lick of the
ice-cream cone, " Little Veggie where are you? " Goku called out, then cocked his head to see the door to the ouji's bedroom
was open, " VEGGIE! " he cheered, racing up the stairs and into the open doorway to find Vegeta on his knees beside his bed
ironing something.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded, then continued his work.
Goku pouted, " Little Veggie you're still not worried about what Chi-Chi told us future you did in the future are
you? "
" Yes, to put it mildly. " the little ouji shivered, " Princess Kakarrotto....what was he THINKING? " he grumbled to
himself, " 100 years must've really wrecked my brain pretty bad for me to..ECH. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled teleporting from the doorway over to a hovering position above Vegeta's bed. The saiyajin
was now sitting indian-style, " I have brought you something for your troubles! " he grinned, shoving the ice cream cone
infront of Vegeta's face.
" Chocolate, and STRAWBERRY? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " Kakarrotto that's the most oddball combination I've ever
seen!! "
" So is Vejitto but I still love him anyways! " Goku pointed out.
" I don't want to hear about anything having to do with combinations of our genetic makeup right now, Kakarrotto. "
Vegeta replied, " I'm too busy trying to get the present horrific images out of my mind. "
" But Veggie, I would've gotten you your own ice cream cone but I only had enough for one so I had the ice cream man
give me a twist, see? " he pointed to the ice cream, " My favorite's chocolate and I know yours is strawberry so I figured
I could get a twist so we can both have some. "
" Kakarrotto, have you placed your peasant tongue on that thing already? " Vegeta asked, then looked up at Goku and
fell over to see the larger saiyajin's face was covered in large blotches of chocolate and strawberry ice cream.
" Well, I did lick it a little bit. " Goku said innocently. He smiled, " It's really really yummy! Go ahead!
Try it! " he eagerly urged the ouji.
" IT'S COVERED IN YOUR DROOL!! " Vegeta exclaimed, pointing at it.
" Chi-chan says I don't drool, I slobber. " Goku grinned.
" YOU DO BOTH!! " the ouji recoiled, " Besides! I can't put my tongue on that ice cream cone after you've healthily
slathered it in Kaka-drool. That's like, like, indirectly KISSING! "
" No it's not. " Goku frowned, " Sometimes when me-n-Chi-chan watch movies together we eat ice cream out of the same
bucket. " he fondly reminisced, " It's fun! "
" Yes, I bet Onna gets a kick out of doing THAT. " Vegeta growled bitterly.
" And then sometimes we get ice cream on our cheeks and we lick each other's ice cream off! " he giggled.
" Stupid...*grumble*grumble*...evil witch Onna...*grumble*... " Vegeta muttered angrily as he continued to iron.
" Would little Veggie like to lick some ice cream off MY cheeks? I have some strawberry right over here I think. "
Goku said cheerfully, then licked it off himself, " Yup! That's strawberry!...oh, wait, I just ate that. Oh well, I think I
have some on the left one too if you wanna, Veggie. Veggie? "
" ... " Vegeta nervously gulped as he ironed, his face glowing bright red.
" Veggie you're breathing kinda fast, you oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried, causing Vegeta's face to glow even brighter.
He began to iron even faster. Goku looked down and paled, " Veggie? "
" ... "
" VEGGIE YOU'RE IRONING YOUR OWN HAND!!! " Goku shrieked, grabbing the iron and yanking it out of Vegeta's grasp. He
then swallowed the ice cream cone whole and took the ouji's hand, nervously inspecting it, " Oh Veggie Veggie Veggie! You
could've burnt yourself what were you thinking! You gotta be more careful! Oh man! " he pulled off Vegeta's glove and sighed
with relief to reveal the prince's hand intact, " Thank goodness. "
" Heh-heh, heh-heh, hehhhhhhhh... " Vegeta trailed off, still in a daze. A small trail of drool waddling down out of
the side of his mouth, " Kakay... "
" Hmm. " Goku frowned, trying to shake him out of it. He perked up, took some fresh ice cream off his cheek and stuck
his finger in Vegeta's mouth, " Hee, good in't it? "
Vegeta's eyes instantly snapped out of his daydream, " ...AHH! " he lept to his feet and started to gag. His face now
back to it's normal peachish tone, " BLEH BLEH BLEH!! " Vegeta grabbed his own tongue and pulled it partly out of his mouth
so he could look down at it, " Grea, duhs grea! Now Ib gonna haf duu wath dith in at andi-bacdeerial thoap! " he glared at
Goku, " Thax a ot, Gagaroddo!! "
" Heeheeheeheehee! " Goku laughed at the ouji's temporary speech impediment. Vegeta let go of his tongue, which
quickly rolled back into his mouth.
" What did you have to go an do THAT for! Who KNOWS what could have triggered the notion of that whole future me
dubbing you a oujo thing! You could've caused it to happen right now!! " Vegeta said, then spat a gob of spit on the floor
and rubbed his mouth.
" Aww Veggie I think I'm gonna make a great Oujo! " Goku grinned, then stuck his own sticky-with-ice-cream fingers
in his own mouth to 'clean' them off. Vegeta watched him in disgust. Goku pulled his now spit-covered hand out of his mouth,
" I used my psychic powers to read Chi-Chi's memories like I read Kuririn's back on Namek and future me has the prettiest
golden crown... " he mused, " It's got all sorts of jewels encrusted in it and all these fancy engravings and you wouldn't
happen to have it NOW would you cuz I wanna try it on. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " NO Kakarrotto I do NOT have your fancy gold crown because YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE MY
FUTURE OUJO YOU ARE _GOING_ TO BE MY FUTURE _SERVANT-MAID_! YOU'RE A PEASANT! BY DEFINITION A PEASANT IS _NOT_ ONE OF ROYAL
BIRTH WHICH IS WHAT A PRINCESS IS AND YOU CANNOT BE A PRINCESS EVEN IF YOU _WERE_ ROYALTY BECAUSE A PRINCESS IS A GIRL!!! "
" But Chi-chan told me future you told her that you found a loop-hole or something. " Goku pointed out.
" Yes there IS a loop-hole but I am NOT going to loop you throught that hole!!! " Vegeta shouted, becoming
increasingly annoyed and paranoid.
" You don't need to royaltize me or anything I just wanna try on my crown-- "
" --YOU HAVE NOT CROWN!!! IF I HAD PLANNED TO CROWN YOU I WOULD HAVE MADE ONE! BUT I _DON'T_!! " Vegeta screamed,
" Thick-headed bakayaro... "
Goku heaved a sigh, then smiled, " So? " he said, changing the subject, " Whatcha ironing? "
" You're servant-maid uniform. " Vegeta smirked.
Goku turned a pale white, " You still...have that? "
Vegeta grinned and held it up. The uniform now looked neatly pressed, " I always loved this one. It's going to look
so wonderful on you once you become my personal servant-maid. "
" I really think I'd rather be a princess, if it's oh-kay with you Veggie. " Goku cringed.
" Well you're not going to be so quit talking about it. " Vegeta cut him short, then held the uniform up to Goku,
who flushed light red, " Just think, my own little Kaka-servant. " the ouji mused.
" I dunno Veggie, it seems kinda creepy. " Goku looked the servant-maid uniform over, which looked like a french
maid's costume tailored specifically to fit the larger saiyajin. There was also a little black and white hat that went with
it sitting on the bed next to a pair of Goku-sized white gloves, " It looks creepy everytime I see it. " he shook his head.
" It's not creepy! " Vegeta protested.
" IT IS TOO! " Goku retorted, " Veggie, did the servant-maids on Bejito-sei wear clothes like that? "
" No. "
" SEE! IT'S CREEPY! "
" That doesn't make it creepy. " Vegeta shrugged, then smiled up at him, " Say, Kakarrotto could you do me a favor? "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, floating down to the floor and standing up, " Favors for Veggie! What do you want me to do
little Veggie? "
" Try this on and see if it still fits. I want to know if I need to get it taliored or not. " Vegeta held the uniform
up to him.
" ... "
" WELL? "
" ... " Goku just silently shook his head no. His eyes bugging out of it.
" Come on Kakarrot!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " You don't have to wear it around all day! Just try it on! I don't know if
you grew any bigger! You haven't worn it since January!! "
Goku shivered slightly at the memory. He had accidentally broken the little ouji's leg during a sparring session and
was forced to play servant-maid until it had healed, " ...are you SURE I can't be the princess instead? "
" NO! "
" Aww.. " Goku pouted.
" Hmm. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the larger saiyajin, then smirked as an idea it him, " PLEASE, Kakay? "
" Veggie said please? " Goku stared down at him, wide-eyed.
Vegeta nodded, a mock-sad look on his face.
" Well, I, uhh, " Goku looked back and forth between the servant-maid uniform and Vegeta, " You DID say please... "
he bit his lip, then sighed, " Alright Veggie, but only to check the 'size' for you. " he said, then reached out to grab the
uniform only to have Vegeta pull it away.
" I'M NOT LETTING YOU TRY IT ON WITH YOUR HANDS COVERED IN ICE CREAM GOO!! YOU'LL GET IT ALL OVER! " Vegeta shrieked,
then calmed down, " Go clean up first and THEN try it on. " he smirked.
Goku sweatdropped and wobbled towards the bathroom, " I'm starting to think I shouldn't have visited Veggie today. "
" I'm REALLY starting to think I shouldn't have visited Veggie today. " the large saiyajin had an even larger
sweatdrop rolling down the side of his head as he stared at himself in the mirror, now wearing the servant-maid costume,
gloves, little hat and all. Standing behind him was a very content little ouji who was measuring everything to make sure the
uniform fit perfectly, " Are you done yet Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Almost. " the smaller saiyajin's tail wagged in the breeze like a little dog's, " There. " Vegeta put the measuring
tape away and smirked victoriously, " Done! "
" *whew*! " Goku reached to take the hat off his head.
" One more favor! " Vegeta interupted.
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku asked.
" I want you to say, "Hai, V-sama". " he folded his arms.
" ... " Goku shrugged, " Hai, V-sama. " the larger saiyajin mumbled embarassingly. He looked up and face-faulted to
see the ouji staring at him w/big sparkily eyes, " VEH-GEE! "
" *sigh*. " the dazed ouji walked over to Goku and hugged him, " Kaka-chan... "
Goku grinned, " Thank you for the hug little Veggie but now I must go. "
" Hmm? Wha hug? "
" The one you're giving me right now. " Goku whispered.
" Mmm, yeah.....*ACK*! " Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head and the now glowing-bright-red-faced ouji instantly
lept out of his position, frighteningly waving his arms around in the air like he had caught some sort of disease. Goku
giggled at him.
Vegeta regained his composure, " That will be all for today Kakarrotto. " he said, his voice still somewhat shaky.
" Aww, no more Veggie-hugs? " Goku pouted.
The ouji just glared at him.
" No more Veggie-hugs. " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Ahh, I feel like me again! " Goku said happily as he emerged from the bathroom, back in his gi. The servant-maid
uniform under his arm. He plopped it on the bed next to Vegeta, who looked like he was deep in thought, " Here you go little
Veggie. It smells a bit like me now, but that's alright! "
" Hmm. " Vegeta rubbed his chin. Goku cocked his head at the ouji.
" Veggie oh-kay? " he asked, worried.
" Kakarrotto if I were to PAY you to work as my servant-maid, would you do it? "
" Wha--WHA?! " the larger saiyajin was taken aback, " Veggie, that's really, urm, nice of you but I don't think I'd,
well I don't get PAID for helping people. I've never gotten paid anything for saving the world before. "
" This isn't about the world this is about ME!.....would you do it for free? "
" No! "
Vegeta huffed, " What if you didn't have to wear the costume? Would you be my servant-maid if I get rid of the
outfit? "
" VEGGIE!! " Goku's face flushed a light red, " THE COSTUME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! "
" Really? " Vegeta perked up.
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie, it's not that I wouldn't MIND taking care of you, but I have a whole lot of other people
to tend to and be there for. That's why I CAN'T be your servant-maid even if I wanted to! I can't just leave Chi-chan, Gohan,
Goten, Kuririn, Piccolo, Yamcha, Puar, Bulma, Mirai, Bura, Trunks, Dende, Mr. Popo, anyone else I forgot to mention, to stay
here and pamper you all day and night. If I wanted to and did everyone would think I lost my marbles!! "
" Or found them. " Vegeta mumbled.
" What was that? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Nothing. " the ouji dismissed it, " But DO you want to? "
" Umm, I, I dunno Veggie. " he replied uneasily.
" That's alright, Kakarrot. You want all of your friends and family to be loved equally. I understand. You can go
now. " Vegeta nodded solumnly.
" AWW VEGGIE YOU'RE THE GREATEST! " Goku grinned, grabbing the ouji and hugging him, " Awwww, Veggie so sweet. "
" Heheheheheheheheheheh-hehhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red as he slipped out of Goku's tight grasp and
melted into a red gooey puddle on the floor.
" I gotta go now Veggie, Chi-chan's making dinner and I don't wanna be late! " Goku walked towards the door to
Vegeta's room, then placed his fingers on his forehead, " We're havin PIE for dessert! " he licked his lips, " I love pie. "
Goku nodded, then teleported away.
Meanwhile Vegeta's body had solidified again and he was back on his feet, " It's not fair. " he narrowed his eyes,
" I wish Kakarrotto didn't have to play lackey to that baka Onna. I wish there was some way to get him to change his mind
about this! I wish-- " Vegeta froze in place, " I wish... " he repeated to himself again, " HA! Why didn't I think of it
BEFORE! Here I am, thinking up countless plots to ensnare Kakarrotto into my servitude and all this time I could've just used
the dragonballs to WISH him to be my servant-maid. What a fool I am! " he laughed, then smirked, " Well I won't be a fool
much longer. " he pulled the dragon radar out from under his bed, " Heh-heh, by this time tommorow Kakarrotto's going to be
bringing me my meals on a silver platter! " Vegeta grinned widely at the radar, " And even if that evil witch Onna finds out
about it she'll have to wait a whole nother YEAR before she can even TRY to find the dragonballs again to wish Kakarrotto
back to normal! AND if I wish for Kakarrotto to be my servant-maid there's no POSSIBLE way he'll end up my oujo in the
future! HAHA! A FOOLPROOF PLAN! " Vegeta hopped out the window to his room and flew off, " There's no way I can lose! BWAHAHA
HAHAHAHA! "
" Kakay I hope you get a goodnight's sleep tonight because tommorow begins your first day of servant-hood. " Vegeta
smirked as he stood over the seven dragonballs grouped together infront of him; the radar in his pocket, " Odd how no one's
caught me yet, you'd think by now someone would've tried to stop me. That's a good sign. " he grinned widely, then looked
upward and shouted out, " SHENLONG! ARISE AND GRANT MY WISH!! " Vegeta stepped back as a huge golden light exploded out from
the balls. The skies grew pitch black, " I can't believe it! I'm actually going to get a wish granted! " the ouji said
excitedly, " I'M SO HAPPY! "
" WHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY SLUMBER!! " Shenlong's booming voice echoed from hundreds of stories in the air. He
paused suddenly and looked around to find he was in the middle of an empty field.
" Heehee...heehee...heehee... " an excitable little giggle came from beneath him. Shenlong looked down and instantly
turned a pale white to find Vegeta standing infront of him.
" Oh no... " he muttered, then nervously looked around, " Uh, Vegeta? "
" Yes? " the ouji happily squeaked out.
" Vegeta where are all the others? "
" What others? " Vegeta grinned wider.
" ...they didn't all suddenly get killed, did they? " the dragon groaned.
" Nope! Everyone's alive and well. "
Shenlong's eyes widened with horror, " Oh good God, that means you're here ALONE to get your wishes granted?! "
" Uh-huh. " he eagerly nodded his head.
Shenlong turned in the direction of Capsule Corp, " WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE WATCHING HIM!!! "
" I don't know. " Vegeta shrugged, " SO! Can I have my deepest, wildest desires fulfilled now? "
" Not like I have a choice. " Shenlong grimaced, then went back into his legendary-creature mode, " WHAT IS YOUR
FIRST WISH! "
" My first wish? " Vegeta blinked, then smiled, " THAT'S RIGHT! You grant TWO of them now! "
" Ohhhh... " Shenlong placed his hand over his face and shook his head, " Yes Vegeta, I will grant any two of your
wishes that are within my power to grant. "
" WOO-HOO! " the ouji cheered, " SHENLONG! FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH FOR KAKARROTTO TO WANT TO BE MY SERVANT-MAID! "
" You mean, Son Goku? " Shenlong paled again.
" YES! SON GOKU, KAKARROTTO, SAME SAIYAJIN! "
" Right. " Shenlong nodded, then paused for a moment, " YOUR FIRST WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! STATE YOUR SECOND WISH! "
" Heh-heh-heh, oh I've been waiting for this one for a LONG time. " Vegeta snickered, " I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY FOR
MYSELF AND KAKARROTTO!! "
Shenlong shuddered, then reached out and zapped Vegeta. The ouji screamed in pain for 5 seconds, then stopped as the
dragon finished zapping him. He strenched his other hand into the distance, then squinted his eyes shut and sent another
blast of voltage off in the direction of the Son home. Five more seconds later he pulled his arm back, " YOUR SECOND WISH HAS
BEEN GRANTED! I BID THEE WELL!! " he nodded, instantly regretting the two wishes he had just granted. Shenlong flew off back
to his home as the dragonballs split up, turned to stone, and flew in all different directions across the Earth.
" Hmm-hmm. " Vegeta let out a small chuckle, his tail wiggling happily, " HAHA! I DID IT! I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT!
" the ouji spun around, " I'M IMMORTAL! AND KAKAY'S IMMORTAL! AND HE'S MY SERVANT-MAID! " Vegeta grinned, " I can't wait to
wake up tommorow. I can't wait till Kakay wakes up tommorow! Better yet, I can't wait till ONNA wakes up tommorow. Boy will
she be surprised! " he spun around and headed towards his home, " I get to wake up to Kakay in his servant-maid uniform with
a silver plate full of breakfast goodies cooked especially for ME. Heh-heh, life IS good. "
" Ohhhhh... " Goku moaned as he tossed and turned in bed. Chi-Chi sleepily looked over at him.
" Go-chan? "
" Everything feels really really hot. " he panted.
" Get a drink of water, you'll feel better. " she smiled.
" Alright. " Goku sat up and wobbled out of bed, only to trip and fall to the floor, slicing his arm across the
lampshade on the way down.
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi scrambled out of bed and ran over to him, " Oh God! Goku your arm! " she lifted it up, then froze,
" Is perfectly oh-kay... " Chi-Chi trailed off, " Wow. " she murmured, holding him up.
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned at her. Chi-Chi helped him up and straightened his pajama top, " I didn't feel a thing. "
" Goku that's weird. " she looked at the lampshade, which was made out of crystal. There wasn't a speck of blood
anywhere, " That's really weird. "
" Oh well, I gotta get some water and back to bed I go. " Goku smiled and waddled out of the room. He took a gulp of
water from the sink, then re-entered the bedroom and got back in bed, " Chi-chan I feel much better now. "
" Good. " she nodded, then yawned. Chi-Chi closed her eyes, " Goodnight Goku. "
" Goodnight Veggie-sama. "
Chi-Chi's eyes popped out of her head. She let out a low, creeped out whistle, " It's Chi-Chi. "
" Hmm? " Goku said, half asleep.
" Goku, you said "goodnight, Veggie-sama". I'm not "Veggie-sama.". " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" Oh, goodnight to you too Chi-chan. " Goku let out a sleepy giggle.
" But, you don't call him "Veggie-sama". You've NEVER called him "Veggie-sama" before, Goku. " she turned to face his
back.
" Sure I did I just said it a minute ago. "
" But-- "
" There's a first time for *yawn* everything. "
Chi-Chi laughed nervously as she layed her head back on her pillow. She narrowed her eyes at the ceiling, " Yeah, it
better be the last time too. Evil little Ouji... "
" GOOD-MORNING EVERY-BODY! " Goku shouted happily in a sing-song voice as he pranced into the kitchen. Chi-Chi, Gohan
, and Goten were sitting at the kitchen table, staring at him bug-eyed. Well, Chi-Chi and Gohan were. Goten was busy stuffing
his face with every item of food left on his plate.
" You're up late. " Chi-Chi said, breaking the silence.
" Yeah I know, strange isn't it? But wow I feel so full of energy it's like I'll never need to sleep again so what
time is it can I have some waffles too I really really feel like eating some waffles cuz they're so GOOD! " he grinned,
jogging in place.
Goten smiled, his cheeks full of food. He held up a large plate with a huge tower of waffles piled ontop of it.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then rushed over to the plate, grabbed it, and sat down to begin eating.
" Is it just me, or is Toussan eating faster than usual? " Gohan asked Chi-Chi while cocking an eyebrow.
" Maybe the extra sleep just gave him a bigger appetite. " Chi-Chi responded, looking conserned.
" Bigger appetite? Forget a hundred waffles I feel like I could a MILLION of 'um! " Goku pepped up.
" We don't HAVE a million waffles. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Ohh... " he looked down, disappointed, " Oh well, pass the muffins! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then did so.
" MMM! Muffin muffin muffin muffin muffin--- " Goku suddenly froze while chanting the name of the pastry he was
devouring. His pupils grew wide until they were three times their normal size.
" Toussan? Toussan you oh-kay? " Gohan poked him in the shoulder, then gasped to see a big gash in Goku's pajama
sleeve. He instinctively pulled up the sleeve, then sighed with relief to find not a single scratch on Goku's arm, " *whew*!
That was close. "
" Too close if you ask me. " Chi-Chi turned to Gohan, " He fell down getting out of bed last night and sliced his
arm on the lampshade! But there's not even a MARK! And I KNOW that's not normal because Goten cut his leg on the same thing
two months ago when he was helping me clean off the cabinet. "
" I'm a good helper, aren't I Mommy? " Goten grinned cheesily.
" Yes you are sweetie. " Chi-Chi patted him on the head, " Just be more careful. "
" K! " Goten chirped, then went back to eating.
" Well Toussan's much older than Goten, maybe his skin's stronger, or something. " Gohan offered, then paused as Goku
suddenly stood up and wobbled out of the room and towards the front door, " Ta--TOUSSAN! Where are you going? "
" ERR, " Chi-Chi lept out of her chair and dashed towards Goku, then placed herself between him and the front door,
" AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? This wouldn't have anything to do with that evil little Ouji would it? " she snarled.
The dazed saiyajin smiled musingly as if staring into thin air. He placed two fingers on his forehead.
" AHH! No no no no no! Whatever you're thinking DON'T DO IT! " Chi-Chi panicked.
" Heh-heh. " Goku let out a hypnotized chuckle and teleported off.
" ... " Chi-Chi stood there, her bottom left eyelid flinching, " GOHAN! GOTEN! TO THE CAR!! "
" What? Why! " Gohan poked his head in the living room.
" Your Toussan just teleported somewhere with that creepy dazed look on his face and I just KNOW this is all the
Ouji's fault! NOW GET IN THE CAR, I need you for backup! " she demanded.
" Kaasan you don't KNOW Toussan teleported himself to Capsule Corp. He could have gone ANYWHERE! " Gohan explained.
" Oh my God you're absolutely right! That Ouji could've sent some subliminal message into Go-chan's mind to teleport
practically ANYWHERE on the planet! There're THOUSANDS of hotels in West City! " she held the sides of her head with her
hands and groaned.
" West City? Kaasan he could've teleported anywhere in the whole COUNTRY! Or the WORLD even! " Gohan said.
" Or the solar system, or the galaxy, or the UNIVERSE-- " Goten cheerfully rattled off. Gohan quickly covered his
little brother's mouth with his hand.
" AAUGH!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs. Goten instantly zipped behind Gohan, both brothers shaking
nervously, " SILENCE!! " Chi-Chi said, then took a deep breath, " I'm calming down, remembering what the doctor said, stress
causes high blood pressure and high blood pressure causes heart attacks and heart attacks cause me to end up in a near-death
state allowing the Ouji to win. I don't want the Ouji to win so I shall remain CALM. " she narrowed her eyes at Gohan and
Goten, " RIGHT, boys? "
Both nodded quickly and nervously.
" Good. " Chi-Chi smiled serenely, " NOW GET IN THE CAR! WE'RE GOING TO CAPSULE CORP! If Goku's not there THEN we
start to panic. " she glared at them.
" Yes Kaasan! " Gohan and Goten said at once, then rushed outside to the car, Chi-Chi followed them outside, then got
in the driver's seat.
" Everyone buckled up? " she asked, smiling.
Gohan and Goten nodded yes.
" Good. " Chi-Chi turned her eyes to the road, then started up the car, " YOU'RE GOIN DOWN OUJI!! " she roared.
Gohan gulped as Chi-Chi slammed her foot on the gas, sending it ripping off onto the road at 120mph.
" KAASAN! KAASAN REMEMBER! "REMAIN CALM"!!! " Gohan shrieked.
" I _AM_ CALM! " Chi-Chi shouted back, then tossed her bazooka to him, " THE SECOND YOU SEE THAT OUJI I WANT YOU TO
FIRE REPEATEDLY!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Yes Kaasan... "
" Ahh, and so it begins. " Vegeta yawned opening his eyes. A big smile on his face. The content little ouji grabbed a
small silver bell off the counter near his bed and rang it twice, " Oh Kakay! Your prince requests his breakfast! " Vegeta
said in a sing-song voice.
" ... "
" Kakay? "
" ... "
" KAKARROTTO WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU! " he sat up, then froze, realizing Goku's ki wasn't anywhere near Capsule Corp,
" What the--?? " Vegeta blinked, then lept out of bed, growling, " HE GYPPED ME!! THAT STUPID DRAGON GYPPED ME!! HE MADE
ME IMMORTAL BUT DIDN'T GIVE ME MY KAKA-SERVANT!!!! " the ouji ranted as he stomped down the stairs, still in his pajamas,
" I can't BELIEVE this! I go through all that trouble--collecting those balls--and he GYPS me! " Vegeta sat down on the
large couch infront of the TV and wall-window in the living room. Vegeta looked upward, " Am I SUCH a horrible person that
not even SHENLONG will grant me a wish! " he exclaimed, then groaned and turned the TV on, " So much for THAT idea. Guess I
better get back to plotting the old fashioned way. " he grumbled, then paused to hear a loud panting sound coming from
outside. Vegeta cocked his head slightly so he could see past the TV and turned a pale white to see Goku standing outside
the window, his face smushed up against the glass and his tongue hanging out.
" Well, there's a lovely sight to see first thing in the morning. " Vegeta said sarcastically. Goku pressed one hand
against the window and slowly pulled it down like a claw, " He looks dummer than usual this morning. Guess I should let
the baka in before he hurts himself. " Vegeta got up, walked over to the door and opened it only to nearly fall back in
shock to see Goku had now suddenly appeared in the doorway, an excitable look on his face, " Hello Kakarrotto. " Vegeta
sighed dully.
" VEGGIE-SAMA! " Goku squealed, throwing his arms around the ouji and hugging him, " OH VEGGIE-SAMA I MISSED YOU
SO! " he sobbed happily.
" Veh--Veggie-SAMA? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, bewildered, " And when did you start hugging me this way. This
position feels weird. " the larger saiyajins arms were now around Vegeta's waist as opposed to slightly underneath the arms.
Goku quickly let go, " I'm sorry Veggie-sama, I didn't mean for you to be uncomfortable. " he pleaded guiltily,
bowing his head as he did so.
A smirk appeared on Vegeta's face, " No Kakarrotto, that's alright. "
" Oh THANK YOU Veggie-sama! " Goku stood up, smiling down at him. He reached from behind, " I brought you a fish! "
he pulled the object out and dropped a gigantic fish into the ouji's hands. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Nuh--now if you'll excuse
me I'd like to get changed. " he said, jogging past the ouji and up the stairs. Vegeta stared down at the fish and dropped
it to the floor.
" Great, all that happened was Kakarrotto got a little nicer towards me, if he could even GET any nicer. " Vegeta
grumbled, " Not even "V-sama"! "VEGGIE-sama"!! It doesn't even SOUND respectful! It sounds, CUTE. "
" Oh Veggie-sama! " a high-pitched, sing-song voice came from the top of the stairs. Vegeta turned around only to
have his jaw hang open. Goku was standing at the top step in a humble position while wearing his servant-maid uniform,
" I have to apologize for being so late. Would you still like me to make you breakfast or would you rather have a brunch? "
he asked pleadingly.
" ... " a sole blob of drool fell out of the side of Vegeta's mouth and hit the floor, " Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. " the
glowing red ouji let out a small giggle, then promptly fainted.
Goku instantly ran down the stairs and towards the unconscious ouji, " VEGGIE-SAMA!! "
" Veggie-sama! Oh Veggie-sama PLEASE wake up! "
Vegeta groaned and opened his eyes to find he was back in bed. A large, concerned saiyajin looming over him,
" Wha, what happened? "
" You fainted, so I brought you back up to your room to cool off. " Goku smiled warmly at him, " I turned the fan on
for you. " he pointed upward at the ceiling fan, " What would you like me to bring you for breakfast, Veggie-sama? "
Vegeta stared at him, baffled, " Uh, well I-- "
" OH! Silly me! " the larger saiyajin grinned, " Here's a menu for you little buddy. I almost forgot all about it! "
he handed Vegeta a fancy-looking menu.
" I guess I'll have....no, maybe I'd be better off getting, umm, err-- "
" --bad idea! " Goku quickly grabbed the menu and tore it into shreds, " I should be ashamed of myself for making
you choose from a selection like that, Veggie-sama. You name ANY food you like and I'll get it for you. "
" ...really? " Vegeta grinned. Goku nodded in response, " Well, in that case I'd like you to make up for that sloppy
mess of a treat you brought me yesterday and bring me a tub of strawberry ice-cream. " he closed his eyes contently.
" Here you are Veggie-sama. " Goku responded instantly.
Vegeta's eyes flew open and he gawked to see the larger saiyajin holding the desired tub in his hands, " Wow..that
was fast. "
" I don't like to make my prince wait. " Goku grinned.
" Amazing Kakarrotto, if I didn't know any better I'd say that wish made you SMARTER too. " Vegeta boasted, reaching
out to grab the ice-cream.
" What wish? "
" Uhh, nothing. " Vegeta said innocently.
Goku shrugged it off, then gasped as the ouji attempted to take the ice cream tub from him, " VEGGIE-SAMA NO! "
" WHAT! I WANNA EAT! " Vegeta glared at him, " YOU get me food. _I_ eat the food! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! "
" But Veggie-sama! It's too cold for you to grab like that! Your poor little Veggie-fingers'll get frostbite! "
Goku pouted, holding the ice cream tub tightly.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " That's why they call it ICE cream you bakayaro! HOW am I supposed to eat it if you
won't let me hold it!! "
Goku blinked at him, then pulled out a fancy spoon, dug it into the ice cream, and held it up infront of the ouji's
face.
" You're going to SPOON-FEED me? " Vegeta looked up at him incrediously, a small blush line over his nose.
" That's the plan, Veggie-sama. " Goku cheerfully responded, then carefully yet quickly shoved the spoonful of
ice-cream into Vegeta's mouth, " Good, huh? "
" Uh, mmphamaha? " Vegeta held a finger up.
Goku pulled the spoon out, " Hai, Veggie-sama? "
" Kakarrotto I'm not sure I really want you spoon-feeding me. " the ouji said, embarassed, " It makes me seem a
little, well, helpless. "
" ... "
" Bringing me the ice cream was nice, Kakarrotto, but I don't feel right with you doing everything but pre-chew it
for me. " Vegeta cringed at the thought.
" Would you LIKE me to pre-chew it for you Veggie-sama? " Goku asked innocently.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " NO, I would NOT like you to *cringe* "pre-chew" my food for me
Kakarrotto. "
" Maybe I should, I wouldn't want you to accidentally choke on one of the lil strawberry pieces in here and die all
because of my carelessness. " the larger saiyajin sniffled.
" I _DO_ have teeth you know. " Vegeta grumbled, " There's a BIG DIFFERENCE between me having a servant-maid and YOU
having a PET. "
" More 'cream for Veggie-sama? " Goku said sweetly, placing another spoonful in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji ate it and
smiled. Goku patted him on the head, " Good boy. "
" ?! " Vegeta froze and quickly schooched back a couple feet away from Goku, severely creeped out.
" Veggie-sama! How am I supposed to reach you from all the way back here? " Goku asked, pouting.
" You can manage. " the ouji said quickly, still having that creeped out feeling in his gut.
" Hmm. I guess you're right. " Goku nodded, then grinned widely, " But just in case-- " he teleported closer to the
ouji, pulled something out from behind him, and tied it around Vegeta's neck. Vegeta looked down at the small pink bib that
read "Veggie-sama" on it in bubble-letters, " There! That'll keep you nice-n-clean in case you start to dribble again! "
" I DON'T DRIBBLE!! " Vegeta yelled, glowing bright red with embarassment.
" Mmm-mmm! Veggie-sama was dribbling before he fainted, and he was dribbling yesterday, and a bunch of other times
but I better not mention them now or the ice cream'll melt before I get a chance to finish feeding you. " Goku gave the ouji
a quick hug, " Now open the hanger here come the airplane! " he said in a baby-voice. Vegeta folded his arms and hmmphed at
him.
" VEH-GEE! " Goku pouted, then pulled the ouji closer to him and shoved the spoon in his mouth.
" Goku!? "
The two saiyajins turned to see Bulma in the doorway with a confused look on her face. Goku was clutching the tub of
ice cream under one arm and the ouji with the other. Vegeta still had the spoon in his mouth and was nearly sitting on the
larger saiyajin's lap.
" Hi Bulma. " Goku said innocently while tightening his clutch around the ouji. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Either of you care to explain. " she groaned, putting a hand on each hip.
" Veggie-sama fainted so I took him up to his room and fed him some ice cream because he wanted some and was
hungry. " Goku said, " It's all my fault I didn't get here earlier. I'm trying to make up for all the lost time! "
" Ugh, Goku, just because you got here a little later than usual doesn't mean Vegeta has the right to boss you around
for it. " Bulma chuckled.
" KAKARROTTO KEEPS TRYING TO SPOON-FEED ME!!! " Vegeta shouted, frustrated and embarassed.
" Goku don't spoon-feed him, he's spoiled enough as it is. " Bulma rolled her eyes, " That's the last thing I need is
to serve him dinner and demand someone place each bite in his mouth FOR him. Next thing you know Vegeta would want me to hook
him up to one of those machines that pumps liquids into your mouth! "
" Realllly? " Goku's eyes widened with excitement. Vegeta quickly shook his head 'no' in Bulma's direction.
" Goku are you feeling alright? " Bulma asked him.
" Oh, " Goku looked downward, embarassed, " I'm in Veggie-sama's debt for something HORRIBLE I did to him yesterday
so I've decided to become his servant-maid in order to beg his forgiveness. "
" ... " Bulma stared at him, then smiled, " Aww, Son-kun, that's so sweet of you. But you really don't have to go
through all this trouble. It's Vegeta who should be begging YOUR forgiveness. He can be such a jerk sometimes. " she smirked
at Vegeta, who smirked back and stuck his tongue out at her.
" Veggie-sama's not a jerk, Bulma, he's just misunderstood and a lil hungry. " Goku said, then shoved another
spoonful of ice cream into Vegeta's mouth. Bulma burst into laughter at the look on Vegeta's face.
" Hahahaha! You better be careful with your 'baby' Goku-san. Anymore ice cream and he's going to be throwing up all
over the bed. " Bulma laughed.
" Oh! Bulma you are right. Maybe I should put some kind of rubbery protective floor covering around the floor of the
bed so Veggie-sama doesn't blow chunks all over his nice carpet. " Goku said, taking her seriously.
" Son-kun, I didn't mean it. I was joking. " Bulma said, walking into Vegeta's room, " And how did he get you to wear
this thing anyway? I thought you hated this french maid outfit Vegeta concocted for you. " she said, tugging at the sleeve.
Goku yanked it away from her, " It's a servant-maid uniform to be correct and Veggie-sama worked VERY hard on making
it especially for me and I happen to think it's very lovely. " he boasted.
Bulma turned to Vegeta for an answer. The ouji just smirked at her in response. Bulma groaned, " Ugh, I don't have to
listen to this. " she said, leaving the room, " Goku be sure to call me when you get your sanity back so I can get a ride
home for you. "
" No need Bulma-san! I'm living here with my prince from now on! " Goku replied cheerfully. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Live HERE?! As in MY ROOM!? " Vegeta gawked in shock.
" That's right Veggie-sama! " Goku held up his pointer finger, " THIS way I'll be able to tend to your every beckon
call without being LATE like I was today. "
" But--uh-- " Vegeta looked around his room, which wasn't the biggest room in Capsule Corp to say the least, " My
bedroom's really only designed for ONE person, Kakarrotto. "
" That's alright, I won't take up much space, infact I'll sleep on the floor! "
" The FLOOR!! " Vegeta stared at him in horror, " LIKE SOME KIND OF ANIMAL!? "
" Yup! " Goku chirped, getting off the bed he began to search for a reasonble spot on the ouji's floor, " Ahh, here's
a good spot. " he sat down next to the wall with the window in it, " And with the window right over there I'll be sure to get
plenty of fresh air and sunshine! "
" Kakarrotto I'm not letting you sleep on the floor. " Vegeta said, dead-serious.
Goku grinned and zipped over to the ouji, hugging him, " OH VEGGIE-SAMA SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BED-BUDDY! "
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked, pushing him off and onto the ground, " YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED EITHER!!! " he shook
his fist at Goku, " I'll get you a futon or a sleeping bag and you can sleep on the floor in THAT! "
" Oh Veggie-sama you are the GREATEST! " Goku cheered him on as Vegeta walked over to his closet and pulled out a
Goku-sized sleeping bag and handed it to the bigger saiyajin.
" HERE. "
" YAY! Free sleeping bag for me! " Goku chanted happily as he dashed across the room and began to lay the sleeping
bag out flat.
" Free?? " Vegeta said, then paused, " Oh dear Lord....Kakarrotto just TRICKED me! " he looked over at Goku, now
frightened, " I'm starting to get a little scared. TRICKING PEOPLE IS _MY_ JOB!!! "
" Did you say something Veggie-sama? " Goku blinked, his sleeping bag now fully in place on the floor.
" Uhh, I, said..you're doing a great job. Heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" Thank you Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed before him, blushing lightly. The ouji smirked, reveling in the moment.
" Kakarrotto-chan, " he began.
" Time for Veggie-sama to get dressed! " Goku stood back up happily, " You don't wanna walk around in your pajamas
all day do you? "
" ... " Vegeta froze and instantly tucked his pajama shirt into his pants, " I'm NOT letting you dress me
Kakarrotto. The spoon-feeding was a little weird but dressing me is where I draw the line! You're going to have to leave so
I can get my clothes on! I am not going to change my clothes while you're within seeing distance of me, now GET OUT! "
" *RIP*! "
Vegeta sweatdropped to see Goku was now holding the ouji's pajama shirt and doing a little victory dance.
" Heeheeheehee heeheeheehee! " he giggled excitedly, then ran out of the room and down the stairs, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! "
" KAKARROTTO YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY SHIRT THIS MINUTE!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, running down after him, " THIS
IS YOUR PRINCE ORDERING YOU NOW YOU GET OVER HERE AND OBEY ME THIS INSTANT!!! "
" Heeheehee! " Goku teleported and appeared behind the ouji and hugged him, " Aww, Veggie-sama is so silly! "
" Errr... " Vegeta growled, a nerve bulging on his forehead, " Kakarrotto I oughta-- "
" --Veggie-sama I promise I will pick out something beautiful for you to wear today. " Goku hugged tighter, ignoring
the ouji's temper.
" YOU LISTEN HERE! I'M THE OUJI SO I CHOOSE MY OWN WARDROBE FOR THE DAY!!! " Vegeta yelled, then froze as the front
door to Capsule Corp was kicked open to reveal a very angry Chi-Chi holding a bazooka over her right shoulder. Behind her
stood a very nervous Gohan and a slightly oblivious Goten who was busy chewing a piece of bubblegum.
" OUJI. " she snarled. Vegeta smirked evilly at her and opened his mouth to speak.
" Onna. " the ouji froze to hear the word he was about to utter come from a foot and a half above him. Vegeta looked
upward and paled to see Goku wearing the same expression he had on 5 seconds ago. Vegeta gulped.
" Oh boy... "
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9:52 PM 10/7/2002
END OF PART ONE!
Vegeta: (murmuring) Kakarrotto's trying to take over all my jobs...
Chuquita: Looks that way, doesn't it.
Goku: (playing Veggie's fancy guitar) (singing) La cucaracha! La cucaracha! I don't know the rest of the words; La cucaracha,
La cucaracha, and some nachos on the side!
Vegeta: (snaps) GIVE ME THAT! [grabs the guitar from out of Goku's hands] HONESTLY! (snorts and attempts to 'comfort' his
guitar)
[Chu & Goku sweatdrop]
Chuquita: (to audiance) So? Anyone else been watching the new episodes on Toonami? (to Son) (grinning) You know there hasn't
been a new dbz ep this season where I haven't burst into laughter at least once per show. It's great, this has never happened
before in previous seasons.
Goku: (pouts) 'Course Veggie's not in it.
Chuquita: Yeah, that's weird, in't it? I've kind of gotten used to not seeing him until he makes his dramatic re-entry into
the show in late October/early November. (perks up) I'm also looking forward to seeing Vejitto!
Goku: YAY! Fusion babies a'bound.
Vegeta: (groans) DON'T get him started on the whole 'fusion baby' thing again!
Goku: (musing) My little Ji-chan has made me SO proud! *sniffle* And Goggie too! He fights just like me!
Chuquita: With his mind!
Vegeta: Considering how much he had to begin with that's not half-bad.
Goku: (insulted) HEY! Don't you say bad things about our Goggie!
Vegeta: I'm NOT! He's a great warrior!...until he actually gets into battle anyway. That's when the Kaka-germs take over his
mind and he starts acting goofier than YOU!
Goku: (pouty) I LIKE the 'confetti kamehameha'. (to Chu) (happily) Goggie makes confetti out of KI!
Chuquita: I've seen it.
Goku: Yeah, in't Goggie smart. (whispers) He's the more creative of the fusion babies. I wonder if he can make pinatas...
Vegeta: Speaking of pinatas, [strums his guitar] shall I weave you a whimsical tale on my instrument, Kakay?
Goku: (claps) YAY, VEGGIE SINGING TIME!
Chuquita: (tries not to burst out laughing)
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) I'm TRYING to be emotional, got a problem with that.
Chuquita: (snicker) You just never sound sincere when you're trying to be 'emotional'. I keep thinking it's a gag and all of
a sudden you're going to whack us both over the head with the guitar again.
Vegeta: I am not! (smirks) But I WILL if you don't let me get started. [strums again] (smiling) Kakarrotto?
Goku: Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (while strumming his guitar) Kakay, would you care to give your little Veggie a countdown from the number 3?
Goku: (nods) Oh-kay Veggie! 3, 2, 1,--
Vegeta: (opens his mouth to sing)
Goku: --0, -1, -2, -3, -4,---
Vegeta: (glares at Son)
Goku: (nervous laughter) Heh-heh, negative 4.
Vegeta: (goes back to his guitar) I would like to dedicate this next song to my sweet yet mildly annoying peasant. Kaka-chan.
(playing his guitar) (singing in deep 'saucy' voice) (saiyago) Ya lo qandando e pere na mahna ha neh, o reha sososa la
poncheeta reteh, wah dake laletwa mo haho peruu, sesa somaa, kawa i qunda doo, onay tata, mi ochi pa he Kakay, lo beh
fanna qua dar-meh, pandadanda ki su.
[various portions of the audiance staring at Veggie in a dreamy daze]
Chuquita: (jaw hanging open in shock)
Goku: (laughing happily) [claps] Hahaha! Oh Veggie that was BEAUTIFUL! And I didn't even know a single word of your song
except when you mentioned my name!
Chuquita: (gawking) (to Veggie) WHERE DID _YOU_ LEARN TO SING LIKE THAT!!!
Vegeta: (smirks) Like what?
Chuquita: LIKE SOMEONE WHO CROONS LIKE THAT FOR A LIVING! PROFESSIONALLY!!!
Vegeta: (snickers) Just because I don't like to sing often doesn't mean I'm not any good at it you know.
Chuquita: I understand but...WOW Veggie.
Goku: (happily) "Wow" is right! Veggie sang that pretty song for me so beautifully! [teleports over to Veggie and gives him
a hug] Aww, my little Veggie is such a sweetie at heart!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh...heh...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know today I found proof that characters in your show CAN turn bright red like Veggie is now. (sadly)
'Course it wasn't Veggie who went bright red.
Goku: (sad) Aww, really? (giggles) I bet that would've been a cute episode. Veggie glowing and all. [hugs Veggie tighter]
Vegeta: AH-HA!! (faints in a dazed, glowing stupor)
Goku: (grins) I love it when Veggie faints in a dazed, glowing stupor.
Chuquita: It was actually Gohan who's face turned bright red. He was embarassed cuz you asked him if he would get Videl to
kiss Dai Kaioshin in return for his training.
Goku: Ahh, but it IS possible for a saiyajin's face to glow bright red.
Chuquita: If Gohan was any indication, then yes. OH! (to audiance) One more thing before we go! (grins) I've written a poem!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're kidding me?
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Heh-heh, nope! A while ago I read this one fanfic by T-sama which was a series of poems that took
place in the Freeza saga the day Veggie got killed. It was a bunch of POV's from different characters and called "He cried".
Goku: "He" being Veggie! [hugs Veggie tighter]
Chuquita: T-sama sent e-mails to a bunch of us who reviewed the story/poems and announced that there was going to be a
fan-chapter where we could send our thoughts on the topic or even a poem of our own. I happen to be one of the people who
wrote a poem for it. It's from Son-kun's POV but I think it's pretty deep.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto--"deep"? HA!
Goku: (insulted) HEY! VEGGIE!
Chuquita: T-sama said the fan-chapter is going to come out around the 20th. My poem's called "Five Minutes". What's unique
about it is (a) It's the first dbz "poem" I've ever wrote. (b) It's completely from a character's POV as opposed to the
third-person stuff all my stories are in, and (c) It's a drama and not at all like these comedic little fics I normally
write. Because as easy as it would be for me to stick some humor in the poem, that particular moment in the show calls for
anything BUT humor. It was also that (in my story timeline) slightly before Veggie died the first time that Son-san dubs
him his "little buddy" so it's a pretty intense moment. Anyway, look for that whenever the 20th comes around and also for
part 2 of "Anything You Say". Part 2 should be out sometime next week. (waves) Until then everybody!
Goku: (grins) May all your hugs be happy ones! [gives Veggie another big squeeze]
Vegeta: (still glowing) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Spongebob: But working at the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy, and what could be better than serving up smiles?
(big goofy grin)
Squidward: (flatly) Where have you been?
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to another fic by me. Last time in the Corner we had our Piccolo mini-fic; before that we had
our special "Veggie Wins?!" fic where we let Veggie win for change. And now we're starting the first fic from my new "future
fics" list.
Goku: (grins) We also have nothing left to talk about!
Chuquita: [falls over] WE DO TO!! (tries to think of something) I--you-- (sighs) Oh who am I kidding. We have run out of
things to talk about. We've been doing so many 'special guests' and then we had the polls and the "Ask Goku/Ask Veggie"
thing.
Goku: We could just ad-lib it like we used to do back before all that stuff.
Chuquita: I guess. (smiles) Hey at least nothing truely bizarre has happened yet!
[overdramtic spanish music suddenly booms through the air]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Spoke too soon.
Goku: [taps her on the shoulder and points past the desk]
Chuquita: [glances past Goku to see a grinning Veggie 2 feet from the Corner desk wearing a large sombaro and holding a
fancy guitar with a rose in his mouth] Oh good grief... (groans and shakes her head) Vedge, what are you doing?
Goku: (giggles) Veggie looks like Zorro.
Chuquita: Minus the mask, cape, sword, and height.
Vegeta: [strums his guitar] (sing-song) I didn't get to sing my song to Kakarrotto in the last story, so I'd like to sing it
now. [strums the guitar again]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Veggie, I really don't think--- [Veggie whacks her over the head with his fancy guitar] --YEOW!
Goku: Heeheeheehee, silly Veggie! AHH! [Veggie whacks him over the head with the guitar]
Vegeta: (snorts) My song is NOT silly. It's powerful, full of emotion, and all in my native tongue of Saiya-go (big grin)
(glances over at Son and shrieks to see his head is now gone) AAHH!!
Chuquita: (pales) [looks around for a disembodied Goku head] Eew! (to Veggie) LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Goku: (pokes his head out of his neck) What? What'd Veggie do? I wanna see!
[Chu and Veggie stare at Son all bug-eyed]
Vegeta: How did you--but it disap--and the--
Goku: (blinks, confused) [sucks his head into his neck, then pokes it out again] (blinks)
Vegeta: (creeped out) Wow.....Kakarrotto, so, new technique?
Goku: (cocks his head) Huh?
Vegeta: (flatly) Nevermind. [walks over to his seat, grabs it, and wheels it around next to Son's]
Chuquita: Umm, Veggie, you're not allowed to sit there.
Vegeta: (pleasantly plops the rose from his mouth in Son's hair) There you go, my future servant-maid.
Goku: (happily) Aww, little Veggie it's so pretty!
Vegeta: (mildly glows bright red) Heh-heh, why thank you Kakay.
Chuquita: Vedge?
Vegeta: (angrily) WHAT! There's no SET LAW saying that I'm not allowed to sit next to Kakarrotto!
Chuquita: (holds up a very very long list) Actually, there is. [points to a spot on the list]
Vegeta: GIVE ME THAT! [scans down the list] Blah blah blah....blah blah pinapples...blah blah--HA! Rule 247. Vegeta Oujisama
is barred from sitting anywhere within 2 feet of Son Goku. WHEN DID YOU MAKE _THIS_ ONE UP!!
Chuquita: I didn't. (shivers) Chi-Chi threatened me over the phone last time you were sitting next to Son-san. I'd rather not
face the wrath of the frying pan. Or the bazooka. Or the 5ft high chainsaw.
Vegeta: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE AUTHOR! CAN'T YOU JUST ZAP HER AND CHANGE HER INTO A RAT OR SOMETHING!
Chuquita: Well, I can't really use the Big Book of Author Spells on her unless she actually DOES something bad.
Vegeta: She's keeping me away from Kakay. That's bad.
Goku: (grins) CHANGE CHI-CHAN INTO A BIRDY CHU-SAMA!
Chuquita: Uh--
Vegeta: NO! CHANGE HER INTO A FISH! THEN KAKARROTTO CAN EAT HER AND CRAP HER OUT INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSH IT AND THEN ONNA
WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF BROWN MUSH IN A SEWER!! (excitable grin)
[Chu and Goku schooch away from Veggie]
Vegeta: ...I went a little overboard on that, didn't I Chu?
Chuquita: You might say that.
Vegeta: Hmm. (thinks) If I manage to woo Kakarrotto into being my servant-maid by playing my fancy guitar fancifully will you
allow me to have the middle seat?
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (big cheesy grin)
Goku: (to Chu) (nods eagerly)
Chuquita: (shrugs) Eh, why not. It's not like you'll be able to do it anyway.
Vegeta: WHOO-HOO! [strums the guitar, testing out each string] I learned how to play something like this back home on
Bejito-sei. [strums all the strings across together]
Goku: Heeheehee. Silly Veggie.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Anyway, today's fic has to do with the whole servant-maid thing AND another "evil" plot of Veggie's
blowing up in his face.
Vegeta: (glares) HEY! Who said my plots were evil? And why did you put quotes around it! You act as if my plots are
patheticly evil. And why does it blow back in my face?!
Goku: Veggie asks too many questions. (smiles at Veggie) Relax and be happy.
Vegeta: I CAN'T! (grumbles) Not until I have en-servantized you anyway...
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Vedge, all your evil plots undoubtedly fail. It's part of your character! You never got your wish for
immortality! You never got to be the first super saiyajin! Heck, even the whole "majin" thing blew up in your face. You can't
win! But that's what makes you so funny.
Goku: (happily) Yeah Veggie! You're perspirant!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You mean persistant, don't you Kakarrotto?
Goku: No, I mean perspirant. You're really starting to smell from over here. [pinches his nose]
Vegeta: (even larger sweatdrop) Just start the show.
Chuquita: (grins) You got it Veggie!
Summary: Veggie makes a wish to Shenlong for Goku to become his servant-maid; saving him the trouble of having to create
any more evil plots. But what happens when the wish backfires and Veggie finds himself on the opposite end of his and Goku's
buddyship? Can the ouji deal with his new possessive and slightly manipulative servant-maid? Will he be able to somehow wish
Goku back to normal? And what happens when Chi-Chi finds out?!
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, what DOES happen when Chi-Chi finds out?
Chuquita: Oh hush Veggie! (smirks) This isn't going to be fun for you like the fic you won in.
Vegeta: You mean instead of winning something terrible and horrible happens to me because of this wish?
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: (pouts) Ohh...
Goku: Don't worry Veggie, _I_ still love you.
Vegeta: (glowing) (musing) Reeeallllyyy, Kaka-chan? (looks upward) (mockingly) HERE THAT ONNA! KAKAY _LOVES_ ME!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Me-n-my big mouth.
Chuquita: On with the fic!
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" Oh VEH-GEE! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he poked his head in the doorway leading to Capsule Corp's living
room, " Little Veggie the ice-cream man was here and I had a dollar so I bought an ice-cream cone for us to share! " the
larger saiyajin grinned happily, then paused, realizing no one was in the room, " Ohh. " he pouted, then took a lick of the
ice-cream cone, " Little Veggie where are you? " Goku called out, then cocked his head to see the door to the ouji's bedroom
was open, " VEGGIE! " he cheered, racing up the stairs and into the open doorway to find Vegeta on his knees beside his bed
ironing something.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded, then continued his work.
Goku pouted, " Little Veggie you're still not worried about what Chi-Chi told us future you did in the future are
you? "
" Yes, to put it mildly. " the little ouji shivered, " Princess Kakarrotto....what was he THINKING? " he grumbled to
himself, " 100 years must've really wrecked my brain pretty bad for me to..ECH. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled teleporting from the doorway over to a hovering position above Vegeta's bed. The saiyajin
was now sitting indian-style, " I have brought you something for your troubles! " he grinned, shoving the ice cream cone
infront of Vegeta's face.
" Chocolate, and STRAWBERRY? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " Kakarrotto that's the most oddball combination I've ever
seen!! "
" So is Vejitto but I still love him anyways! " Goku pointed out.
" I don't want to hear about anything having to do with combinations of our genetic makeup right now, Kakarrotto. "
Vegeta replied, " I'm too busy trying to get the present horrific images out of my mind. "
" But Veggie, I would've gotten you your own ice cream cone but I only had enough for one so I had the ice cream man
give me a twist, see? " he pointed to the ice cream, " My favorite's chocolate and I know yours is strawberry so I figured
I could get a twist so we can both have some. "
" Kakarrotto, have you placed your peasant tongue on that thing already? " Vegeta asked, then looked up at Goku and
fell over to see the larger saiyajin's face was covered in large blotches of chocolate and strawberry ice cream.
" Well, I did lick it a little bit. " Goku said innocently. He smiled, " It's really really yummy! Go ahead!
Try it! " he eagerly urged the ouji.
" IT'S COVERED IN YOUR DROOL!! " Vegeta exclaimed, pointing at it.
" Chi-chan says I don't drool, I slobber. " Goku grinned.
" YOU DO BOTH!! " the ouji recoiled, " Besides! I can't put my tongue on that ice cream cone after you've healthily
slathered it in Kaka-drool. That's like, like, indirectly KISSING! "
" No it's not. " Goku frowned, " Sometimes when me-n-Chi-chan watch movies together we eat ice cream out of the same
bucket. " he fondly reminisced, " It's fun! "
" Yes, I bet Onna gets a kick out of doing THAT. " Vegeta growled bitterly.
" And then sometimes we get ice cream on our cheeks and we lick each other's ice cream off! " he giggled.
" Stupid...*grumble*grumble*...evil witch Onna...*grumble*... " Vegeta muttered angrily as he continued to iron.
" Would little Veggie like to lick some ice cream off MY cheeks? I have some strawberry right over here I think. "
Goku said cheerfully, then licked it off himself, " Yup! That's strawberry!...oh, wait, I just ate that. Oh well, I think I
have some on the left one too if you wanna, Veggie. Veggie? "
" ... " Vegeta nervously gulped as he ironed, his face glowing bright red.
" Veggie you're breathing kinda fast, you oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried, causing Vegeta's face to glow even brighter.
He began to iron even faster. Goku looked down and paled, " Veggie? "
" ... "
" VEGGIE YOU'RE IRONING YOUR OWN HAND!!! " Goku shrieked, grabbing the iron and yanking it out of Vegeta's grasp. He
then swallowed the ice cream cone whole and took the ouji's hand, nervously inspecting it, " Oh Veggie Veggie Veggie! You
could've burnt yourself what were you thinking! You gotta be more careful! Oh man! " he pulled off Vegeta's glove and sighed
with relief to reveal the prince's hand intact, " Thank goodness. "
" Heh-heh, heh-heh, hehhhhhhhh... " Vegeta trailed off, still in a daze. A small trail of drool waddling down out of
the side of his mouth, " Kakay... "
" Hmm. " Goku frowned, trying to shake him out of it. He perked up, took some fresh ice cream off his cheek and stuck
his finger in Vegeta's mouth, " Hee, good in't it? "
Vegeta's eyes instantly snapped out of his daydream, " ...AHH! " he lept to his feet and started to gag. His face now
back to it's normal peachish tone, " BLEH BLEH BLEH!! " Vegeta grabbed his own tongue and pulled it partly out of his mouth
so he could look down at it, " Grea, duhs grea! Now Ib gonna haf duu wath dith in at andi-bacdeerial thoap! " he glared at
Goku, " Thax a ot, Gagaroddo!! "
" Heeheeheeheehee! " Goku laughed at the ouji's temporary speech impediment. Vegeta let go of his tongue, which
quickly rolled back into his mouth.
" What did you have to go an do THAT for! Who KNOWS what could have triggered the notion of that whole future me
dubbing you a oujo thing! You could've caused it to happen right now!! " Vegeta said, then spat a gob of spit on the floor
and rubbed his mouth.
" Aww Veggie I think I'm gonna make a great Oujo! " Goku grinned, then stuck his own sticky-with-ice-cream fingers
in his own mouth to 'clean' them off. Vegeta watched him in disgust. Goku pulled his now spit-covered hand out of his mouth,
" I used my psychic powers to read Chi-Chi's memories like I read Kuririn's back on Namek and future me has the prettiest
golden crown... " he mused, " It's got all sorts of jewels encrusted in it and all these fancy engravings and you wouldn't
happen to have it NOW would you cuz I wanna try it on. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " NO Kakarrotto I do NOT have your fancy gold crown because YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE MY
FUTURE OUJO YOU ARE _GOING_ TO BE MY FUTURE _SERVANT-MAID_! YOU'RE A PEASANT! BY DEFINITION A PEASANT IS _NOT_ ONE OF ROYAL
BIRTH WHICH IS WHAT A PRINCESS IS AND YOU CANNOT BE A PRINCESS EVEN IF YOU _WERE_ ROYALTY BECAUSE A PRINCESS IS A GIRL!!! "
" But Chi-chan told me future you told her that you found a loop-hole or something. " Goku pointed out.
" Yes there IS a loop-hole but I am NOT going to loop you throught that hole!!! " Vegeta shouted, becoming
increasingly annoyed and paranoid.
" You don't need to royaltize me or anything I just wanna try on my crown-- "
" --YOU HAVE NOT CROWN!!! IF I HAD PLANNED TO CROWN YOU I WOULD HAVE MADE ONE! BUT I _DON'T_!! " Vegeta screamed,
" Thick-headed bakayaro... "
Goku heaved a sigh, then smiled, " So? " he said, changing the subject, " Whatcha ironing? "
" You're servant-maid uniform. " Vegeta smirked.
Goku turned a pale white, " You still...have that? "
Vegeta grinned and held it up. The uniform now looked neatly pressed, " I always loved this one. It's going to look
so wonderful on you once you become my personal servant-maid. "
" I really think I'd rather be a princess, if it's oh-kay with you Veggie. " Goku cringed.
" Well you're not going to be so quit talking about it. " Vegeta cut him short, then held the uniform up to Goku,
who flushed light red, " Just think, my own little Kaka-servant. " the ouji mused.
" I dunno Veggie, it seems kinda creepy. " Goku looked the servant-maid uniform over, which looked like a french
maid's costume tailored specifically to fit the larger saiyajin. There was also a little black and white hat that went with
it sitting on the bed next to a pair of Goku-sized white gloves, " It looks creepy everytime I see it. " he shook his head.
" It's not creepy! " Vegeta protested.
" IT IS TOO! " Goku retorted, " Veggie, did the servant-maids on Bejito-sei wear clothes like that? "
" No. "
" SEE! IT'S CREEPY! "
" That doesn't make it creepy. " Vegeta shrugged, then smiled up at him, " Say, Kakarrotto could you do me a favor? "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, floating down to the floor and standing up, " Favors for Veggie! What do you want me to do
little Veggie? "
" Try this on and see if it still fits. I want to know if I need to get it taliored or not. " Vegeta held the uniform
up to him.
" ... "
" WELL? "
" ... " Goku just silently shook his head no. His eyes bugging out of it.
" Come on Kakarrot!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " You don't have to wear it around all day! Just try it on! I don't know if
you grew any bigger! You haven't worn it since January!! "
Goku shivered slightly at the memory. He had accidentally broken the little ouji's leg during a sparring session and
was forced to play servant-maid until it had healed, " ...are you SURE I can't be the princess instead? "
" NO! "
" Aww.. " Goku pouted.
" Hmm. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the larger saiyajin, then smirked as an idea it him, " PLEASE, Kakay? "
" Veggie said please? " Goku stared down at him, wide-eyed.
Vegeta nodded, a mock-sad look on his face.
" Well, I, uhh, " Goku looked back and forth between the servant-maid uniform and Vegeta, " You DID say please... "
he bit his lip, then sighed, " Alright Veggie, but only to check the 'size' for you. " he said, then reached out to grab the
uniform only to have Vegeta pull it away.
" I'M NOT LETTING YOU TRY IT ON WITH YOUR HANDS COVERED IN ICE CREAM GOO!! YOU'LL GET IT ALL OVER! " Vegeta shrieked,
then calmed down, " Go clean up first and THEN try it on. " he smirked.
Goku sweatdropped and wobbled towards the bathroom, " I'm starting to think I shouldn't have visited Veggie today. "
" I'm REALLY starting to think I shouldn't have visited Veggie today. " the large saiyajin had an even larger
sweatdrop rolling down the side of his head as he stared at himself in the mirror, now wearing the servant-maid costume,
gloves, little hat and all. Standing behind him was a very content little ouji who was measuring everything to make sure the
uniform fit perfectly, " Are you done yet Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Almost. " the smaller saiyajin's tail wagged in the breeze like a little dog's, " There. " Vegeta put the measuring
tape away and smirked victoriously, " Done! "
" *whew*! " Goku reached to take the hat off his head.
" One more favor! " Vegeta interupted.
" Yeah Veggie? " Goku asked.
" I want you to say, "Hai, V-sama". " he folded his arms.
" ... " Goku shrugged, " Hai, V-sama. " the larger saiyajin mumbled embarassingly. He looked up and face-faulted to
see the ouji staring at him w/big sparkily eyes, " VEH-GEE! "
" *sigh*. " the dazed ouji walked over to Goku and hugged him, " Kaka-chan... "
Goku grinned, " Thank you for the hug little Veggie but now I must go. "
" Hmm? Wha hug? "
" The one you're giving me right now. " Goku whispered.
" Mmm, yeah.....*ACK*! " Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head and the now glowing-bright-red-faced ouji instantly
lept out of his position, frighteningly waving his arms around in the air like he had caught some sort of disease. Goku
giggled at him.
Vegeta regained his composure, " That will be all for today Kakarrotto. " he said, his voice still somewhat shaky.
" Aww, no more Veggie-hugs? " Goku pouted.
The ouji just glared at him.
" No more Veggie-hugs. " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Ahh, I feel like me again! " Goku said happily as he emerged from the bathroom, back in his gi. The servant-maid
uniform under his arm. He plopped it on the bed next to Vegeta, who looked like he was deep in thought, " Here you go little
Veggie. It smells a bit like me now, but that's alright! "
" Hmm. " Vegeta rubbed his chin. Goku cocked his head at the ouji.
" Veggie oh-kay? " he asked, worried.
" Kakarrotto if I were to PAY you to work as my servant-maid, would you do it? "
" Wha--WHA?! " the larger saiyajin was taken aback, " Veggie, that's really, urm, nice of you but I don't think I'd,
well I don't get PAID for helping people. I've never gotten paid anything for saving the world before. "
" This isn't about the world this is about ME!.....would you do it for free? "
" No! "
Vegeta huffed, " What if you didn't have to wear the costume? Would you be my servant-maid if I get rid of the
outfit? "
" VEGGIE!! " Goku's face flushed a light red, " THE COSTUME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! "
" Really? " Vegeta perked up.
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie, it's not that I wouldn't MIND taking care of you, but I have a whole lot of other people
to tend to and be there for. That's why I CAN'T be your servant-maid even if I wanted to! I can't just leave Chi-chan, Gohan,
Goten, Kuririn, Piccolo, Yamcha, Puar, Bulma, Mirai, Bura, Trunks, Dende, Mr. Popo, anyone else I forgot to mention, to stay
here and pamper you all day and night. If I wanted to and did everyone would think I lost my marbles!! "
" Or found them. " Vegeta mumbled.
" What was that? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Nothing. " the ouji dismissed it, " But DO you want to? "
" Umm, I, I dunno Veggie. " he replied uneasily.
" That's alright, Kakarrot. You want all of your friends and family to be loved equally. I understand. You can go
now. " Vegeta nodded solumnly.
" AWW VEGGIE YOU'RE THE GREATEST! " Goku grinned, grabbing the ouji and hugging him, " Awwww, Veggie so sweet. "
" Heheheheheheheheheheh-hehhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red as he slipped out of Goku's tight grasp and
melted into a red gooey puddle on the floor.
" I gotta go now Veggie, Chi-chan's making dinner and I don't wanna be late! " Goku walked towards the door to
Vegeta's room, then placed his fingers on his forehead, " We're havin PIE for dessert! " he licked his lips, " I love pie. "
Goku nodded, then teleported away.
Meanwhile Vegeta's body had solidified again and he was back on his feet, " It's not fair. " he narrowed his eyes,
" I wish Kakarrotto didn't have to play lackey to that baka Onna. I wish there was some way to get him to change his mind
about this! I wish-- " Vegeta froze in place, " I wish... " he repeated to himself again, " HA! Why didn't I think of it
BEFORE! Here I am, thinking up countless plots to ensnare Kakarrotto into my servitude and all this time I could've just used
the dragonballs to WISH him to be my servant-maid. What a fool I am! " he laughed, then smirked, " Well I won't be a fool
much longer. " he pulled the dragon radar out from under his bed, " Heh-heh, by this time tommorow Kakarrotto's going to be
bringing me my meals on a silver platter! " Vegeta grinned widely at the radar, " And even if that evil witch Onna finds out
about it she'll have to wait a whole nother YEAR before she can even TRY to find the dragonballs again to wish Kakarrotto
back to normal! AND if I wish for Kakarrotto to be my servant-maid there's no POSSIBLE way he'll end up my oujo in the
future! HAHA! A FOOLPROOF PLAN! " Vegeta hopped out the window to his room and flew off, " There's no way I can lose! BWAHAHA
HAHAHAHA! "
" Kakay I hope you get a goodnight's sleep tonight because tommorow begins your first day of servant-hood. " Vegeta
smirked as he stood over the seven dragonballs grouped together infront of him; the radar in his pocket, " Odd how no one's
caught me yet, you'd think by now someone would've tried to stop me. That's a good sign. " he grinned widely, then looked
upward and shouted out, " SHENLONG! ARISE AND GRANT MY WISH!! " Vegeta stepped back as a huge golden light exploded out from
the balls. The skies grew pitch black, " I can't believe it! I'm actually going to get a wish granted! " the ouji said
excitedly, " I'M SO HAPPY! "
" WHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY SLUMBER!! " Shenlong's booming voice echoed from hundreds of stories in the air. He
paused suddenly and looked around to find he was in the middle of an empty field.
" Heehee...heehee...heehee... " an excitable little giggle came from beneath him. Shenlong looked down and instantly
turned a pale white to find Vegeta standing infront of him.
" Oh no... " he muttered, then nervously looked around, " Uh, Vegeta? "
" Yes? " the ouji happily squeaked out.
" Vegeta where are all the others? "
" What others? " Vegeta grinned wider.
" ...they didn't all suddenly get killed, did they? " the dragon groaned.
" Nope! Everyone's alive and well. "
Shenlong's eyes widened with horror, " Oh good God, that means you're here ALONE to get your wishes granted?! "
" Uh-huh. " he eagerly nodded his head.
Shenlong turned in the direction of Capsule Corp, " WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE WATCHING HIM!!! "
" I don't know. " Vegeta shrugged, " SO! Can I have my deepest, wildest desires fulfilled now? "
" Not like I have a choice. " Shenlong grimaced, then went back into his legendary-creature mode, " WHAT IS YOUR
FIRST WISH! "
" My first wish? " Vegeta blinked, then smiled, " THAT'S RIGHT! You grant TWO of them now! "
" Ohhhh... " Shenlong placed his hand over his face and shook his head, " Yes Vegeta, I will grant any two of your
wishes that are within my power to grant. "
" WOO-HOO! " the ouji cheered, " SHENLONG! FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH FOR KAKARROTTO TO WANT TO BE MY SERVANT-MAID! "
" You mean, Son Goku? " Shenlong paled again.
" YES! SON GOKU, KAKARROTTO, SAME SAIYAJIN! "
" Right. " Shenlong nodded, then paused for a moment, " YOUR FIRST WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! STATE YOUR SECOND WISH! "
" Heh-heh-heh, oh I've been waiting for this one for a LONG time. " Vegeta snickered, " I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY FOR
MYSELF AND KAKARROTTO!! "
Shenlong shuddered, then reached out and zapped Vegeta. The ouji screamed in pain for 5 seconds, then stopped as the
dragon finished zapping him. He strenched his other hand into the distance, then squinted his eyes shut and sent another
blast of voltage off in the direction of the Son home. Five more seconds later he pulled his arm back, " YOUR SECOND WISH HAS
BEEN GRANTED! I BID THEE WELL!! " he nodded, instantly regretting the two wishes he had just granted. Shenlong flew off back
to his home as the dragonballs split up, turned to stone, and flew in all different directions across the Earth.
" Hmm-hmm. " Vegeta let out a small chuckle, his tail wiggling happily, " HAHA! I DID IT! I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT!
" the ouji spun around, " I'M IMMORTAL! AND KAKAY'S IMMORTAL! AND HE'S MY SERVANT-MAID! " Vegeta grinned, " I can't wait to
wake up tommorow. I can't wait till Kakay wakes up tommorow! Better yet, I can't wait till ONNA wakes up tommorow. Boy will
she be surprised! " he spun around and headed towards his home, " I get to wake up to Kakay in his servant-maid uniform with
a silver plate full of breakfast goodies cooked especially for ME. Heh-heh, life IS good. "
" Ohhhhh... " Goku moaned as he tossed and turned in bed. Chi-Chi sleepily looked over at him.
" Go-chan? "
" Everything feels really really hot. " he panted.
" Get a drink of water, you'll feel better. " she smiled.
" Alright. " Goku sat up and wobbled out of bed, only to trip and fall to the floor, slicing his arm across the
lampshade on the way down.
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi scrambled out of bed and ran over to him, " Oh God! Goku your arm! " she lifted it up, then froze,
" Is perfectly oh-kay... " Chi-Chi trailed off, " Wow. " she murmured, holding him up.
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned at her. Chi-Chi helped him up and straightened his pajama top, " I didn't feel a thing. "
" Goku that's weird. " she looked at the lampshade, which was made out of crystal. There wasn't a speck of blood
anywhere, " That's really weird. "
" Oh well, I gotta get some water and back to bed I go. " Goku smiled and waddled out of the room. He took a gulp of
water from the sink, then re-entered the bedroom and got back in bed, " Chi-chan I feel much better now. "
" Good. " she nodded, then yawned. Chi-Chi closed her eyes, " Goodnight Goku. "
" Goodnight Veggie-sama. "
Chi-Chi's eyes popped out of her head. She let out a low, creeped out whistle, " It's Chi-Chi. "
" Hmm? " Goku said, half asleep.
" Goku, you said "goodnight, Veggie-sama". I'm not "Veggie-sama.". " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" Oh, goodnight to you too Chi-chan. " Goku let out a sleepy giggle.
" But, you don't call him "Veggie-sama". You've NEVER called him "Veggie-sama" before, Goku. " she turned to face his
back.
" Sure I did I just said it a minute ago. "
" But-- "
" There's a first time for *yawn* everything. "
Chi-Chi laughed nervously as she layed her head back on her pillow. She narrowed her eyes at the ceiling, " Yeah, it
better be the last time too. Evil little Ouji... "
" GOOD-MORNING EVERY-BODY! " Goku shouted happily in a sing-song voice as he pranced into the kitchen. Chi-Chi, Gohan
, and Goten were sitting at the kitchen table, staring at him bug-eyed. Well, Chi-Chi and Gohan were. Goten was busy stuffing
his face with every item of food left on his plate.
" You're up late. " Chi-Chi said, breaking the silence.
" Yeah I know, strange isn't it? But wow I feel so full of energy it's like I'll never need to sleep again so what
time is it can I have some waffles too I really really feel like eating some waffles cuz they're so GOOD! " he grinned,
jogging in place.
Goten smiled, his cheeks full of food. He held up a large plate with a huge tower of waffles piled ontop of it.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then rushed over to the plate, grabbed it, and sat down to begin eating.
" Is it just me, or is Toussan eating faster than usual? " Gohan asked Chi-Chi while cocking an eyebrow.
" Maybe the extra sleep just gave him a bigger appetite. " Chi-Chi responded, looking conserned.
" Bigger appetite? Forget a hundred waffles I feel like I could a MILLION of 'um! " Goku pepped up.
" We don't HAVE a million waffles. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Ohh... " he looked down, disappointed, " Oh well, pass the muffins! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then did so.
" MMM! Muffin muffin muffin muffin muffin--- " Goku suddenly froze while chanting the name of the pastry he was
devouring. His pupils grew wide until they were three times their normal size.
" Toussan? Toussan you oh-kay? " Gohan poked him in the shoulder, then gasped to see a big gash in Goku's pajama
sleeve. He instinctively pulled up the sleeve, then sighed with relief to find not a single scratch on Goku's arm, " *whew*!
That was close. "
" Too close if you ask me. " Chi-Chi turned to Gohan, " He fell down getting out of bed last night and sliced his
arm on the lampshade! But there's not even a MARK! And I KNOW that's not normal because Goten cut his leg on the same thing
two months ago when he was helping me clean off the cabinet. "
" I'm a good helper, aren't I Mommy? " Goten grinned cheesily.
" Yes you are sweetie. " Chi-Chi patted him on the head, " Just be more careful. "
" K! " Goten chirped, then went back to eating.
" Well Toussan's much older than Goten, maybe his skin's stronger, or something. " Gohan offered, then paused as Goku
suddenly stood up and wobbled out of the room and towards the front door, " Ta--TOUSSAN! Where are you going? "
" ERR, " Chi-Chi lept out of her chair and dashed towards Goku, then placed herself between him and the front door,
" AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? This wouldn't have anything to do with that evil little Ouji would it? " she snarled.
The dazed saiyajin smiled musingly as if staring into thin air. He placed two fingers on his forehead.
" AHH! No no no no no! Whatever you're thinking DON'T DO IT! " Chi-Chi panicked.
" Heh-heh. " Goku let out a hypnotized chuckle and teleported off.
" ... " Chi-Chi stood there, her bottom left eyelid flinching, " GOHAN! GOTEN! TO THE CAR!! "
" What? Why! " Gohan poked his head in the living room.
" Your Toussan just teleported somewhere with that creepy dazed look on his face and I just KNOW this is all the
Ouji's fault! NOW GET IN THE CAR, I need you for backup! " she demanded.
" Kaasan you don't KNOW Toussan teleported himself to Capsule Corp. He could have gone ANYWHERE! " Gohan explained.
" Oh my God you're absolutely right! That Ouji could've sent some subliminal message into Go-chan's mind to teleport
practically ANYWHERE on the planet! There're THOUSANDS of hotels in West City! " she held the sides of her head with her
hands and groaned.
" West City? Kaasan he could've teleported anywhere in the whole COUNTRY! Or the WORLD even! " Gohan said.
" Or the solar system, or the galaxy, or the UNIVERSE-- " Goten cheerfully rattled off. Gohan quickly covered his
little brother's mouth with his hand.
" AAUGH!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs. Goten instantly zipped behind Gohan, both brothers shaking
nervously, " SILENCE!! " Chi-Chi said, then took a deep breath, " I'm calming down, remembering what the doctor said, stress
causes high blood pressure and high blood pressure causes heart attacks and heart attacks cause me to end up in a near-death
state allowing the Ouji to win. I don't want the Ouji to win so I shall remain CALM. " she narrowed her eyes at Gohan and
Goten, " RIGHT, boys? "
Both nodded quickly and nervously.
" Good. " Chi-Chi smiled serenely, " NOW GET IN THE CAR! WE'RE GOING TO CAPSULE CORP! If Goku's not there THEN we
start to panic. " she glared at them.
" Yes Kaasan! " Gohan and Goten said at once, then rushed outside to the car, Chi-Chi followed them outside, then got
in the driver's seat.
" Everyone buckled up? " she asked, smiling.
Gohan and Goten nodded yes.
" Good. " Chi-Chi turned her eyes to the road, then started up the car, " YOU'RE GOIN DOWN OUJI!! " she roared.
Gohan gulped as Chi-Chi slammed her foot on the gas, sending it ripping off onto the road at 120mph.
" KAASAN! KAASAN REMEMBER! "REMAIN CALM"!!! " Gohan shrieked.
" I _AM_ CALM! " Chi-Chi shouted back, then tossed her bazooka to him, " THE SECOND YOU SEE THAT OUJI I WANT YOU TO
FIRE REPEATEDLY!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Yes Kaasan... "
" Ahh, and so it begins. " Vegeta yawned opening his eyes. A big smile on his face. The content little ouji grabbed a
small silver bell off the counter near his bed and rang it twice, " Oh Kakay! Your prince requests his breakfast! " Vegeta
said in a sing-song voice.
" ... "
" Kakay? "
" ... "
" KAKARROTTO WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU! " he sat up, then froze, realizing Goku's ki wasn't anywhere near Capsule Corp,
" What the--?? " Vegeta blinked, then lept out of bed, growling, " HE GYPPED ME!! THAT STUPID DRAGON GYPPED ME!! HE MADE
ME IMMORTAL BUT DIDN'T GIVE ME MY KAKA-SERVANT!!!! " the ouji ranted as he stomped down the stairs, still in his pajamas,
" I can't BELIEVE this! I go through all that trouble--collecting those balls--and he GYPS me! " Vegeta sat down on the
large couch infront of the TV and wall-window in the living room. Vegeta looked upward, " Am I SUCH a horrible person that
not even SHENLONG will grant me a wish! " he exclaimed, then groaned and turned the TV on, " So much for THAT idea. Guess I
better get back to plotting the old fashioned way. " he grumbled, then paused to hear a loud panting sound coming from
outside. Vegeta cocked his head slightly so he could see past the TV and turned a pale white to see Goku standing outside
the window, his face smushed up against the glass and his tongue hanging out.
" Well, there's a lovely sight to see first thing in the morning. " Vegeta said sarcastically. Goku pressed one hand
against the window and slowly pulled it down like a claw, " He looks dummer than usual this morning. Guess I should let
the baka in before he hurts himself. " Vegeta got up, walked over to the door and opened it only to nearly fall back in
shock to see Goku had now suddenly appeared in the doorway, an excitable look on his face, " Hello Kakarrotto. " Vegeta
sighed dully.
" VEGGIE-SAMA! " Goku squealed, throwing his arms around the ouji and hugging him, " OH VEGGIE-SAMA I MISSED YOU
SO! " he sobbed happily.
" Veh--Veggie-SAMA? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, bewildered, " And when did you start hugging me this way. This
position feels weird. " the larger saiyajins arms were now around Vegeta's waist as opposed to slightly underneath the arms.
Goku quickly let go, " I'm sorry Veggie-sama, I didn't mean for you to be uncomfortable. " he pleaded guiltily,
bowing his head as he did so.
A smirk appeared on Vegeta's face, " No Kakarrotto, that's alright. "
" Oh THANK YOU Veggie-sama! " Goku stood up, smiling down at him. He reached from behind, " I brought you a fish! "
he pulled the object out and dropped a gigantic fish into the ouji's hands. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Nuh--now if you'll excuse
me I'd like to get changed. " he said, jogging past the ouji and up the stairs. Vegeta stared down at the fish and dropped
it to the floor.
" Great, all that happened was Kakarrotto got a little nicer towards me, if he could even GET any nicer. " Vegeta
grumbled, " Not even "V-sama"! "VEGGIE-sama"!! It doesn't even SOUND respectful! It sounds, CUTE. "
" Oh Veggie-sama! " a high-pitched, sing-song voice came from the top of the stairs. Vegeta turned around only to
have his jaw hang open. Goku was standing at the top step in a humble position while wearing his servant-maid uniform,
" I have to apologize for being so late. Would you still like me to make you breakfast or would you rather have a brunch? "
he asked pleadingly.
" ... " a sole blob of drool fell out of the side of Vegeta's mouth and hit the floor, " Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. " the
glowing red ouji let out a small giggle, then promptly fainted.
Goku instantly ran down the stairs and towards the unconscious ouji, " VEGGIE-SAMA!! "
" Veggie-sama! Oh Veggie-sama PLEASE wake up! "
Vegeta groaned and opened his eyes to find he was back in bed. A large, concerned saiyajin looming over him,
" Wha, what happened? "
" You fainted, so I brought you back up to your room to cool off. " Goku smiled warmly at him, " I turned the fan on
for you. " he pointed upward at the ceiling fan, " What would you like me to bring you for breakfast, Veggie-sama? "
Vegeta stared at him, baffled, " Uh, well I-- "
" OH! Silly me! " the larger saiyajin grinned, " Here's a menu for you little buddy. I almost forgot all about it! "
he handed Vegeta a fancy-looking menu.
" I guess I'll have....no, maybe I'd be better off getting, umm, err-- "
" --bad idea! " Goku quickly grabbed the menu and tore it into shreds, " I should be ashamed of myself for making
you choose from a selection like that, Veggie-sama. You name ANY food you like and I'll get it for you. "
" ...really? " Vegeta grinned. Goku nodded in response, " Well, in that case I'd like you to make up for that sloppy
mess of a treat you brought me yesterday and bring me a tub of strawberry ice-cream. " he closed his eyes contently.
" Here you are Veggie-sama. " Goku responded instantly.
Vegeta's eyes flew open and he gawked to see the larger saiyajin holding the desired tub in his hands, " Wow..that
was fast. "
" I don't like to make my prince wait. " Goku grinned.
" Amazing Kakarrotto, if I didn't know any better I'd say that wish made you SMARTER too. " Vegeta boasted, reaching
out to grab the ice-cream.
" What wish? "
" Uhh, nothing. " Vegeta said innocently.
Goku shrugged it off, then gasped as the ouji attempted to take the ice cream tub from him, " VEGGIE-SAMA NO! "
" WHAT! I WANNA EAT! " Vegeta glared at him, " YOU get me food. _I_ eat the food! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! "
" But Veggie-sama! It's too cold for you to grab like that! Your poor little Veggie-fingers'll get frostbite! "
Goku pouted, holding the ice cream tub tightly.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " That's why they call it ICE cream you bakayaro! HOW am I supposed to eat it if you
won't let me hold it!! "
Goku blinked at him, then pulled out a fancy spoon, dug it into the ice cream, and held it up infront of the ouji's
face.
" You're going to SPOON-FEED me? " Vegeta looked up at him incrediously, a small blush line over his nose.
" That's the plan, Veggie-sama. " Goku cheerfully responded, then carefully yet quickly shoved the spoonful of
ice-cream into Vegeta's mouth, " Good, huh? "
" Uh, mmphamaha? " Vegeta held a finger up.
Goku pulled the spoon out, " Hai, Veggie-sama? "
" Kakarrotto I'm not sure I really want you spoon-feeding me. " the ouji said, embarassed, " It makes me seem a
little, well, helpless. "
" ... "
" Bringing me the ice cream was nice, Kakarrotto, but I don't feel right with you doing everything but pre-chew it
for me. " Vegeta cringed at the thought.
" Would you LIKE me to pre-chew it for you Veggie-sama? " Goku asked innocently.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " NO, I would NOT like you to *cringe* "pre-chew" my food for me
Kakarrotto. "
" Maybe I should, I wouldn't want you to accidentally choke on one of the lil strawberry pieces in here and die all
because of my carelessness. " the larger saiyajin sniffled.
" I _DO_ have teeth you know. " Vegeta grumbled, " There's a BIG DIFFERENCE between me having a servant-maid and YOU
having a PET. "
" More 'cream for Veggie-sama? " Goku said sweetly, placing another spoonful in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji ate it and
smiled. Goku patted him on the head, " Good boy. "
" ?! " Vegeta froze and quickly schooched back a couple feet away from Goku, severely creeped out.
" Veggie-sama! How am I supposed to reach you from all the way back here? " Goku asked, pouting.
" You can manage. " the ouji said quickly, still having that creeped out feeling in his gut.
" Hmm. I guess you're right. " Goku nodded, then grinned widely, " But just in case-- " he teleported closer to the
ouji, pulled something out from behind him, and tied it around Vegeta's neck. Vegeta looked down at the small pink bib that
read "Veggie-sama" on it in bubble-letters, " There! That'll keep you nice-n-clean in case you start to dribble again! "
" I DON'T DRIBBLE!! " Vegeta yelled, glowing bright red with embarassment.
" Mmm-mmm! Veggie-sama was dribbling before he fainted, and he was dribbling yesterday, and a bunch of other times
but I better not mention them now or the ice cream'll melt before I get a chance to finish feeding you. " Goku gave the ouji
a quick hug, " Now open the hanger here come the airplane! " he said in a baby-voice. Vegeta folded his arms and hmmphed at
him.
" VEH-GEE! " Goku pouted, then pulled the ouji closer to him and shoved the spoon in his mouth.
" Goku!? "
The two saiyajins turned to see Bulma in the doorway with a confused look on her face. Goku was clutching the tub of
ice cream under one arm and the ouji with the other. Vegeta still had the spoon in his mouth and was nearly sitting on the
larger saiyajin's lap.
" Hi Bulma. " Goku said innocently while tightening his clutch around the ouji. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Either of you care to explain. " she groaned, putting a hand on each hip.
" Veggie-sama fainted so I took him up to his room and fed him some ice cream because he wanted some and was
hungry. " Goku said, " It's all my fault I didn't get here earlier. I'm trying to make up for all the lost time! "
" Ugh, Goku, just because you got here a little later than usual doesn't mean Vegeta has the right to boss you around
for it. " Bulma chuckled.
" KAKARROTTO KEEPS TRYING TO SPOON-FEED ME!!! " Vegeta shouted, frustrated and embarassed.
" Goku don't spoon-feed him, he's spoiled enough as it is. " Bulma rolled her eyes, " That's the last thing I need is
to serve him dinner and demand someone place each bite in his mouth FOR him. Next thing you know Vegeta would want me to hook
him up to one of those machines that pumps liquids into your mouth! "
" Realllly? " Goku's eyes widened with excitement. Vegeta quickly shook his head 'no' in Bulma's direction.
" Goku are you feeling alright? " Bulma asked him.
" Oh, " Goku looked downward, embarassed, " I'm in Veggie-sama's debt for something HORRIBLE I did to him yesterday
so I've decided to become his servant-maid in order to beg his forgiveness. "
" ... " Bulma stared at him, then smiled, " Aww, Son-kun, that's so sweet of you. But you really don't have to go
through all this trouble. It's Vegeta who should be begging YOUR forgiveness. He can be such a jerk sometimes. " she smirked
at Vegeta, who smirked back and stuck his tongue out at her.
" Veggie-sama's not a jerk, Bulma, he's just misunderstood and a lil hungry. " Goku said, then shoved another
spoonful of ice cream into Vegeta's mouth. Bulma burst into laughter at the look on Vegeta's face.
" Hahahaha! You better be careful with your 'baby' Goku-san. Anymore ice cream and he's going to be throwing up all
over the bed. " Bulma laughed.
" Oh! Bulma you are right. Maybe I should put some kind of rubbery protective floor covering around the floor of the
bed so Veggie-sama doesn't blow chunks all over his nice carpet. " Goku said, taking her seriously.
" Son-kun, I didn't mean it. I was joking. " Bulma said, walking into Vegeta's room, " And how did he get you to wear
this thing anyway? I thought you hated this french maid outfit Vegeta concocted for you. " she said, tugging at the sleeve.
Goku yanked it away from her, " It's a servant-maid uniform to be correct and Veggie-sama worked VERY hard on making
it especially for me and I happen to think it's very lovely. " he boasted.
Bulma turned to Vegeta for an answer. The ouji just smirked at her in response. Bulma groaned, " Ugh, I don't have to
listen to this. " she said, leaving the room, " Goku be sure to call me when you get your sanity back so I can get a ride
home for you. "
" No need Bulma-san! I'm living here with my prince from now on! " Goku replied cheerfully. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Live HERE?! As in MY ROOM!? " Vegeta gawked in shock.
" That's right Veggie-sama! " Goku held up his pointer finger, " THIS way I'll be able to tend to your every beckon
call without being LATE like I was today. "
" But--uh-- " Vegeta looked around his room, which wasn't the biggest room in Capsule Corp to say the least, " My
bedroom's really only designed for ONE person, Kakarrotto. "
" That's alright, I won't take up much space, infact I'll sleep on the floor! "
" The FLOOR!! " Vegeta stared at him in horror, " LIKE SOME KIND OF ANIMAL!? "
" Yup! " Goku chirped, getting off the bed he began to search for a reasonble spot on the ouji's floor, " Ahh, here's
a good spot. " he sat down next to the wall with the window in it, " And with the window right over there I'll be sure to get
plenty of fresh air and sunshine! "
" Kakarrotto I'm not letting you sleep on the floor. " Vegeta said, dead-serious.
Goku grinned and zipped over to the ouji, hugging him, " OH VEGGIE-SAMA SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BED-BUDDY! "
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked, pushing him off and onto the ground, " YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED EITHER!!! " he shook
his fist at Goku, " I'll get you a futon or a sleeping bag and you can sleep on the floor in THAT! "
" Oh Veggie-sama you are the GREATEST! " Goku cheered him on as Vegeta walked over to his closet and pulled out a
Goku-sized sleeping bag and handed it to the bigger saiyajin.
" HERE. "
" YAY! Free sleeping bag for me! " Goku chanted happily as he dashed across the room and began to lay the sleeping
bag out flat.
" Free?? " Vegeta said, then paused, " Oh dear Lord....Kakarrotto just TRICKED me! " he looked over at Goku, now
frightened, " I'm starting to get a little scared. TRICKING PEOPLE IS _MY_ JOB!!! "
" Did you say something Veggie-sama? " Goku blinked, his sleeping bag now fully in place on the floor.
" Uhh, I, said..you're doing a great job. Heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" Thank you Veggie-sama. " Goku bowed before him, blushing lightly. The ouji smirked, reveling in the moment.
" Kakarrotto-chan, " he began.
" Time for Veggie-sama to get dressed! " Goku stood back up happily, " You don't wanna walk around in your pajamas
all day do you? "
" ... " Vegeta froze and instantly tucked his pajama shirt into his pants, " I'm NOT letting you dress me
Kakarrotto. The spoon-feeding was a little weird but dressing me is where I draw the line! You're going to have to leave so
I can get my clothes on! I am not going to change my clothes while you're within seeing distance of me, now GET OUT! "
" *RIP*! "
Vegeta sweatdropped to see Goku was now holding the ouji's pajama shirt and doing a little victory dance.
" Heeheeheehee heeheeheehee! " he giggled excitedly, then ran out of the room and down the stairs, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! "
" KAKARROTTO YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY SHIRT THIS MINUTE!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, running down after him, " THIS
IS YOUR PRINCE ORDERING YOU NOW YOU GET OVER HERE AND OBEY ME THIS INSTANT!!! "
" Heeheehee! " Goku teleported and appeared behind the ouji and hugged him, " Aww, Veggie-sama is so silly! "
" Errr... " Vegeta growled, a nerve bulging on his forehead, " Kakarrotto I oughta-- "
" --Veggie-sama I promise I will pick out something beautiful for you to wear today. " Goku hugged tighter, ignoring
the ouji's temper.
" YOU LISTEN HERE! I'M THE OUJI SO I CHOOSE MY OWN WARDROBE FOR THE DAY!!! " Vegeta yelled, then froze as the front
door to Capsule Corp was kicked open to reveal a very angry Chi-Chi holding a bazooka over her right shoulder. Behind her
stood a very nervous Gohan and a slightly oblivious Goten who was busy chewing a piece of bubblegum.
" OUJI. " she snarled. Vegeta smirked evilly at her and opened his mouth to speak.
" Onna. " the ouji froze to hear the word he was about to utter come from a foot and a half above him. Vegeta looked
upward and paled to see Goku wearing the same expression he had on 5 seconds ago. Vegeta gulped.
" Oh boy... "
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9:52 PM 10/7/2002
END OF PART ONE!
Vegeta: (murmuring) Kakarrotto's trying to take over all my jobs...
Chuquita: Looks that way, doesn't it.
Goku: (playing Veggie's fancy guitar) (singing) La cucaracha! La cucaracha! I don't know the rest of the words; La cucaracha,
La cucaracha, and some nachos on the side!
Vegeta: (snaps) GIVE ME THAT! [grabs the guitar from out of Goku's hands] HONESTLY! (snorts and attempts to 'comfort' his
guitar)
[Chu & Goku sweatdrop]
Chuquita: (to audiance) So? Anyone else been watching the new episodes on Toonami? (to Son) (grinning) You know there hasn't
been a new dbz ep this season where I haven't burst into laughter at least once per show. It's great, this has never happened
before in previous seasons.
Goku: (pouts) 'Course Veggie's not in it.
Chuquita: Yeah, that's weird, in't it? I've kind of gotten used to not seeing him until he makes his dramatic re-entry into
the show in late October/early November. (perks up) I'm also looking forward to seeing Vejitto!
Goku: YAY! Fusion babies a'bound.
Vegeta: (groans) DON'T get him started on the whole 'fusion baby' thing again!
Goku: (musing) My little Ji-chan has made me SO proud! *sniffle* And Goggie too! He fights just like me!
Chuquita: With his mind!
Vegeta: Considering how much he had to begin with that's not half-bad.
Goku: (insulted) HEY! Don't you say bad things about our Goggie!
Vegeta: I'm NOT! He's a great warrior!...until he actually gets into battle anyway. That's when the Kaka-germs take over his
mind and he starts acting goofier than YOU!
Goku: (pouty) I LIKE the 'confetti kamehameha'. (to Chu) (happily) Goggie makes confetti out of KI!
Chuquita: I've seen it.
Goku: Yeah, in't Goggie smart. (whispers) He's the more creative of the fusion babies. I wonder if he can make pinatas...
Vegeta: Speaking of pinatas, [strums his guitar] shall I weave you a whimsical tale on my instrument, Kakay?
Goku: (claps) YAY, VEGGIE SINGING TIME!
Chuquita: (tries not to burst out laughing)
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) I'm TRYING to be emotional, got a problem with that.
Chuquita: (snicker) You just never sound sincere when you're trying to be 'emotional'. I keep thinking it's a gag and all of
a sudden you're going to whack us both over the head with the guitar again.
Vegeta: I am not! (smirks) But I WILL if you don't let me get started. [strums again] (smiling) Kakarrotto?
Goku: Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (while strumming his guitar) Kakay, would you care to give your little Veggie a countdown from the number 3?
Goku: (nods) Oh-kay Veggie! 3, 2, 1,--
Vegeta: (opens his mouth to sing)
Goku: --0, -1, -2, -3, -4,---
Vegeta: (glares at Son)
Goku: (nervous laughter) Heh-heh, negative 4.
Vegeta: (goes back to his guitar) I would like to dedicate this next song to my sweet yet mildly annoying peasant. Kaka-chan.
(playing his guitar) (singing in deep 'saucy' voice) (saiyago) Ya lo qandando e pere na mahna ha neh, o reha sososa la
poncheeta reteh, wah dake laletwa mo haho peruu, sesa somaa, kawa i qunda doo, onay tata, mi ochi pa he Kakay, lo beh
fanna qua dar-meh, pandadanda ki su.
[various portions of the audiance staring at Veggie in a dreamy daze]
Chuquita: (jaw hanging open in shock)
Goku: (laughing happily) [claps] Hahaha! Oh Veggie that was BEAUTIFUL! And I didn't even know a single word of your song
except when you mentioned my name!
Chuquita: (gawking) (to Veggie) WHERE DID _YOU_ LEARN TO SING LIKE THAT!!!
Vegeta: (smirks) Like what?
Chuquita: LIKE SOMEONE WHO CROONS LIKE THAT FOR A LIVING! PROFESSIONALLY!!!
Vegeta: (snickers) Just because I don't like to sing often doesn't mean I'm not any good at it you know.
Chuquita: I understand but...WOW Veggie.
Goku: (happily) "Wow" is right! Veggie sang that pretty song for me so beautifully! [teleports over to Veggie and gives him
a hug] Aww, my little Veggie is such a sweetie at heart!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh...heh...
Chuquita: (to Son) You know today I found proof that characters in your show CAN turn bright red like Veggie is now. (sadly)
'Course it wasn't Veggie who went bright red.
Goku: (sad) Aww, really? (giggles) I bet that would've been a cute episode. Veggie glowing and all. [hugs Veggie tighter]
Vegeta: AH-HA!! (faints in a dazed, glowing stupor)
Goku: (grins) I love it when Veggie faints in a dazed, glowing stupor.
Chuquita: It was actually Gohan who's face turned bright red. He was embarassed cuz you asked him if he would get Videl to
kiss Dai Kaioshin in return for his training.
Goku: Ahh, but it IS possible for a saiyajin's face to glow bright red.
Chuquita: If Gohan was any indication, then yes. OH! (to audiance) One more thing before we go! (grins) I've written a poem!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're kidding me?
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Heh-heh, nope! A while ago I read this one fanfic by T-sama which was a series of poems that took
place in the Freeza saga the day Veggie got killed. It was a bunch of POV's from different characters and called "He cried".
Goku: "He" being Veggie! [hugs Veggie tighter]
Chuquita: T-sama sent e-mails to a bunch of us who reviewed the story/poems and announced that there was going to be a
fan-chapter where we could send our thoughts on the topic or even a poem of our own. I happen to be one of the people who
wrote a poem for it. It's from Son-kun's POV but I think it's pretty deep.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto--"deep"? HA!
Goku: (insulted) HEY! VEGGIE!
Chuquita: T-sama said the fan-chapter is going to come out around the 20th. My poem's called "Five Minutes". What's unique
about it is (a) It's the first dbz "poem" I've ever wrote. (b) It's completely from a character's POV as opposed to the
third-person stuff all my stories are in, and (c) It's a drama and not at all like these comedic little fics I normally
write. Because as easy as it would be for me to stick some humor in the poem, that particular moment in the show calls for
anything BUT humor. It was also that (in my story timeline) slightly before Veggie died the first time that Son-san dubs
him his "little buddy" so it's a pretty intense moment. Anyway, look for that whenever the 20th comes around and also for
part 2 of "Anything You Say". Part 2 should be out sometime next week. (waves) Until then everybody!
Goku: (grins) May all your hugs be happy ones! [gives Veggie another big squeeze]
Vegeta: (still glowing) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...