My first Zelda fic. Woo. Let's see how it unrolls, ja?
And now for something completely different!
"Ugh, what… where?" came the not so coherent words from the young boy's mouth.
"You people take way to long to wake up. But at least you've stopped snoring, Vince."
"Shadd up, Kiara. Where are we, anyway?" asked the disgruntled boy again.
"Prison, apparently."
"What!? Prison, but we haven't done anything wrong!"
"Duh. I've been waiting around for you guys to wake up for what has to be thirty minutes or so. You and Audrey."
"Who? Oh yeah, she's here, too? Why can't I get dumped in a dark prison cell with someone hot like Pamela Anderson or Jessica Simpson? " Kiara stared blankly at the patch of dark where Vince's shadow was.
"Thanks for the vote of confidence, man."
"Oh, err, sorry, Kiara, I didn't mean you were- well, I'm not- uhm… can I just not be hit?" Vince sighed tiredly. "You hit HARD, anyway."
Kiara bit her lip harshly, attempting not to laugh. "Fine, fine, ruin my fun." she joked. "Actually, we may have done something wrong…" she said, correcting her previous statement.
"What could we have done, stolen someone's Holy Cheese?" sarcasm. Wonderful.
"Think about it, we don't know where we are, we could have trespassed on sacred land, or private property, hell they could have found us with guns and a bomb. For all we know, we could be in some foreign country."
"…Kiara?"
"What makes you say that?" Vince asked, not caring or possibly noticing that Audrey had just woken up.
"Does this look like an American jail to you?"
"Yeah, hey Kiara, where are we?" Came Audrey's tired voice again.
"No…"
"Exactly, and I don't know where we are, but I've looked outside the window and I can't see any sort of buildings, just sand, I think. Which means we're in some abandoned desert jail, in the middle of
nowhere. Or, we're on the edge of a quiet desert town. In the middle of nowhere." Kiara finished her theory.
"What don't you know?"
"I don't know what I don't know, because if you know what you don't know then you know it, in a sense." She managed to reply evenly.
"…What?" he two confused teens replied.
"Just go with it."
"Whatever." Vince replied while Audrey sat, still attempting to figure the meaning out.
"Oh, I get it. Huh. Weird, I guess it's kinda true." Audrey replied a few seconds later.
"Who cares about that, we gotta get out of here." Vince said, searching for cracks in the large, iron bars.
"Don't bother, I bet Kiara has already searched the place top to bottom." Audrey waved airily in the room, earning a glare from Vince.
"Actually, Audes, I haven't. I figure we'll probably stand less of a chance of surviving out there than in here. " she corrected, examining her unusually long finger nails. "But, searching for weak spots isn't exactly a bad idea, either."
"Oh…"
"Ha! Told you!" came Vince's undeserving and loud victory line.
"Vince, be quiet, we don't need to attract attention to ourselves." no point in taking sides for this fight.
"Whatever." came his disgruntled reply as he continued to search, unaware of Audrey's silent giggles.
Kiara made a 'shhing' gesture to the petite blonde.
bones in my fish pond
Incredibly short, I know. But, review; tell me how bad it is, weather or not I should continue, stuff like that. Just… okay, I know it's waaaay too early, but if you really want to, feel free to suggest pairings, I'm completely brain dead about this kinda stuff. And really bad at it, too.