Re-read this story. Pleasantly surprised at some of it, but it needed a lot of cleaning up.
"I'M NOT VEGETA DAMN IT!" the booming voice broke through the air like thunder. A purple haired woman sat crying with tears rolling down her cheeks, a young lavender haired boy consoling her with a hand on the shoulder while he himself refused to look up at the man.
"B-b-but" Bulma stuttered between sobs as her puffy eyes looked at the saiya-jin in front of her.
"The Supreme Kai told you this would happen! You knew I was going to be my own person." spoke the frustrated man in a more mediated tone. He didn't like yelling at the woman who had meant so much to his former selves, but nothing else had gotten through to her.
"What about last Friday then? Did it mean nothing to you?" accused the purple haired beauty.
Vegetto sighed; he was getting tired of repeating himself. "My mind was still getting meshed together, I was basically two people in one body and things got a little bit crazy. I've already told you this"
"So that's it then? It's all over? All those years of my life I gave to an ungrateful jerk and I'm going to die alone?" She shrieked while dabbing her tear stricken face with a napkin.
"Now don't say that Bulma" Vegetto assured. "You've got Trunks, plus I'm sure Yamcha would be inter…"
"LEAVE!" she bellowed out.
Vegetto tried to hide his triumphant smirk as he was finally dismissed. Bulma might have been the most attractive of his old wives but she had also been the one that gave him the biggest headache. Suprisingly, the ever belligerent Chi-Chi didn't put up much of a fight; her husband being dead for seven years had conditioned her pretty well and it was almost like the breakup had been official before they even spoke. Bulma on the other hand had a temper to her, and the circumstances around Vegeta's final demise and their still passionate relationship had left her distraught.
Vegetto understood this, that in a way she was subconsciously expecting him to fix what his birth had ruined, but the son couldn't be faulted for the sins of the father, as weird as thinking of Vegeta as his father felt.
Speaking of father. He thought. He gestured for Trunks to follow him out of the sitting room of the main Capsule Corp building. Trunks hesitated for a second, considering whether he should stay to console his crying mother, but decided to follow his father outside.
They walked out to the front yard, the gravity chamber standing unused just a few feet away from them. Trunks' eyes fell on the torture chamber that now held so many cherished memories.
"Listen son" Vegetto gripped Trunks' shoulder and gave it a squeeze. "I'll be away for a while; I need you to take care of your mother for me, ok?" Trunks sniffled.
"You'll come back, right dad?" he asked with hope in his voice.
Vegetto grinned at him "Of course. No matter where in the universe I am, I can be back here in an instant" He tapped his temple with his thumb and middle finger. "Now I'm sure you'll want to spend your time playing with your brothers eh?" Trunks' eyes lit up at the thought. Gohan and Goten were now his brothers! As an older brother he now had the RIGHT to boss Goten around!
An evil smirk filled the young demi-saiyan's face as he blasted off in the direction of the 439 mountain area.
Vegetto shook his head as his middle child flew off into the distance. Taking one look back at the eerily silent Capsule Corp building, he blasted off into space.
Once he'd killed Buu the Supreme Kai and Dende had gone with him to Namek. The first two whishes had been used to bring back the people of earth and restore all that had been destroyed. There had been no use for the third one, so Vegetto whished for himself and all his friends to have the ability to breathe in space, eliminating his final barrier to total freedom.
It took him three seconds to pass the sun, in less than twenty seconds he'd cleared the whole galaxy.
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A month later found Vegetto in one of the south galaxies, either #2202 or #2207. The planet he was currently in used to be one of Frieza's many planets, one of the few he'd been able to establish outside of his home galaxy before his untimely demise. Decades after the ice-jinn empire crumbled, this planet was now a galactic rest stop where many travelers dropped off to refuel their ships and have a drink at one of the many bars. The planet was a barren desert outside of the dirty and grimy city were all the establishments lay, a perfect place for the kind of character who would stop at an intergalactic rest stop.
Vegetto had never been here, though Vegeta's memories brought forth images of dozens of planets just like this one where he Nappa and Raditz would go after a mission.
He looked out the apartment's only window. where weak rays of sunlight tried and failed to reach the bed. The room had been rented out by some unlucky alien who'd been neither powerful nor respected enough to keep it.
His partner groaned and turned over in the bed, resting her head on his chest. Her hand started scratching Vegetto's tail, which was wrapped around her waist. Her auburn curls blocked his view of her face so he pushed a few of the thick strands away. This planet was full of whores but this woman was different, she was a pirate, Vegetto had been drawn to the coldness in her blue eyes that contrasted so much with the women his previous selves had loved.
The female in his arms stirred and stretched, taking great pleasure in popping the bones on her fingers and neck.
She opened her eyes and looked into his pitch black orbs. "You haven't left, that's a very unusual trait in a man"
"I was thinking of leaving, but there's something special about you" that was a lie. He hadn't left simply because he'd just woken up.
She drew lazy patterns across his sculptured chest and looked at him over her long lashes "Don't tell me I have another stalker, it would be a shame to kill you"
Vegetto had a smug smirk on his face "You couldn't kill me if you tried"
She rolled her eyes and moved away from him, getting ready to pick up her discarded clothing.
"What's your name" Vegetto asked. She looked at him over her shoulder with a raised eyebrow while putting on her underwear.
"You're serious? Listen, it'd be advantageous to your health to not get involved with me"
"Boyfriend?" Vegetto asked.
She frowned in disgust at the thoughts that comment brought on. "Boss, very powerful" she said offhandedly. The fact that he didn't know who her boss was surprised her; last night he'd come off as a very in-the-know individual, not this naïve character.
Vegetto smelled an opportunity. It might be fun to mess around with pirates for a few days; it wasn't like he had anything better to do. His partner saw that he had become silent and thought that he'd given the matter a rest so she continued looking for her garments. He silently watched the short beauty dress and concentrated on committing her ki signature to memory. He doubted that her crew would leave the planet today, but it was better to be safe than sorry.
The blue skinned alien headed for the door and paused only once to look over her shoulder. She seemed to be searching for something to say to him, and finally settled on a monotone "Take care".
Vegetto gave her a nod and she exited through the door. He waited a few seconds after it closed before resting his head on the pillow and closing his eyes. Hopefully her "boss" could put up a good fight; he'd been desperate for one of those since his birth.
A few hours later he was walking around the busy marketplace at the heart of the planet's only city. His tail swished happily behind him; the passage of time and being relatively far from his home galaxy made his saiya-jin traits unrecognizable, so Vegetto could walk around freely without worrying about his race being identified.
"Vegetto! My friend!" called the voice of a nearby vendor. An alien the size of Piccolo resembling a cockroach waved one of his many limbs at Vegetto. Vegetto waved back and tried to hide the bile from rising up his throat. He had inherited Vegeta's hate for all squirmy and squishy things, and as likeable as Racha was Vegetto felt revulsion just from looking at him.
Vegetto had saved his entire planet from an army of space spiders; in return they'd offered Vegetto a banquet and a harem of thirty hand-picked maidens… he'd declined. Still, Racha had given him the coordinates for this particular rest station where he worked and as a token of appreciation he'd give Vegetto enough of his profits so that the saiya-jin could pay for his meals while on planet.
"How you liking Station 9 eh?" He asked, his disgusting pincer mouth-like apparatus opening and closing. Vegetto suppressed a shudder.
"It's ok. I think I'm leaving tonight though" he said offhandedly while inspecting the objects Racha had for sale, mostly laser rifles and other kinds of weapons.
"Goin' back to your home planet?" asked the anthropomorphic cockroach.
"Yeah I am, gotta go back to the wife and kids" Vegetto lied; he still wasn't ready to deal with his family on earth again.
"Well then do I have a gift for you my friend" one of Racha's arms searched for something on one of the shelves "Very important to thank you for everything you did. If not for you my whole race would be wrapped up in space-silk. Ah, here we go" He pulled an egg similar in size to those of dinosaurs out to full view.
"This here is one of my peoples eggs, has about two to three hundred hatchlings in it. You take it to your planet and let it hatch, you'll always have some of my people to remind you of your friends, what you think?" asked the insect.
Vegetto didn't even try to hide the horrified look on his face. "T-t-that's very nice of you Racha" He took the egg from him without argument, not wanting to stay here any longer than necessary. He'd dump it in a star first chance he got.
"I actually wanted to ask you something" Vegetto said while gingerly holding the giant egg so as to not get cockroach embryo guts spilled over himself. "Do you know of any famous space pirates running around here?"
Racha's entire demeanor changed. The jubilant space-roach became nervous, giving a look around his booth with his gigantic eyes before speaking in a whisper.
"Y-you, you don't know?" he asked incredulously.
"What?" Vegetto responded, now curious.
"He's known throughout the universe; the most feared space pirate in seven galaxies, he's been going at it for centuries some say." He looked at Vegetto in disbelief "You mean you've never heard of Bojack?"
Vegetto racked his brain for any mention of the name. "ummm…nope"
"You should hope to never cross his path. Some say he's even stronger than Frieza was!" Racha shuddered at the thought.
Vegetto shrugged. "Well, I'll be seeing you Racha" he walked away before the cockroach thought of giving him a goodbye hug or anything like that. Tonight he'd search for the girl and hopefully pick a fight with her boss; right now he had to take a quick trip to the nearest star.
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The main bar in Station planet 9 was actually pretty nice by human standards. Everything was clean and it was very spacious, with many private booths littering the establishment. It looked almost like a nightclub except for the lack of music and lights.
On one booth near the far east wall sat a group of blue skinned aliens. The one in the middle was the tallest, with long orange hair tied up in a bandana. To his right and left were slightly shorter henchmen with similar hair color; one had a beard and a Mohawk and the other had spiky hair and a sword strapped to his back. The final two occupants of the booth sat at each end; a short male with a turban and a short female with long curly red hair.
"You know Zangya, we could have been here earlier if you hadn't spent so much time fixing up your hair" Bujin commented.
Zangya glared at her crewmate and folded her arms over her chest. "Fuck off you little towel-head"
Bido chuckled from across the table. "It's not her fault Bujin. She's just gotten to that age where she's desperate for a litter and starts flaunting herself at any man that comes by"
"Funny how you four seem to be the exception" she retorted. Bido growled at her and clenched his fists. Zangya was one of the more attractive females from their home planet; from the very start of their pirating she had made clear her disinterest in any of them. Bojack and the others went along with it as there were more than enough females to rape in space and they didn't want the hassle of interviewing for a new member.
"That's enough" said Bojack, slightly annoyed. "I called this meeting to discuss a little problem."
Bojack reached into his black leather jacket and produced out an empty crystal case about the size of a human head. He set it down on the table and waited for his crew members to observe it.
"What's wrong with that picture?" he asked after a tick.
The pirates looked at each other for a few seconds wondering what answer their boss wanted. Finally kogu bit the bullet.
"No cosmic egg" he ascertained.
"Exactly" Bojack responded.
The cosmic egg had been an artifact developed by the Arachnos race which they had prepared to use in war. It was some sort of warping device that could transform elements into anything the user desired, though you needed an understanding of the Arachnos' technology for it to work.
It was to be used in their war against the Blattarians. The Arachnos were mysteriously wiped out before they could utilize their weapon.
Bojack had come into some information about the whereabouts of the egg: the Blattarians had found it. He had immediately seeked out the Blattarian working in Station Planet 9's market and leveraged through him an exchange of the egg for his people's continued survival.
Bojack had already planned to auction the egg off, receive the money and then kill the buyer for huge profit.
"So aren't you going to tell us what happened already?" asked an impatient Zangya.
Bojack sent her a glare and decided he'd need to remind her of her station later. "The idiotic roach messed up and gave the egg to some idiot who doesn't even know he has it"
Bido and Bujin tried hard to suppress a grin at the absurdity of such a situation. Kogu raised his eyebrows.
"Did you get the identity of this person out of him?" he asked.
Bojack nodded to his most dignified henchman. "He had a low threshold for pain. The man we're looking for is named Vegetto, I read his mind and got a clear picture of the guy" Bojack's eyes swept around the bar as if he expected Vegetto to show up at any moment. "Look out for any idiot with spiky black hair and two bangs forming a V"
Zangya tensed at the description. It was very doubtful that there were many beings that fit that description on this planet.
"Also, he's got a monkey tail, swings it around like a jackass" Bojack added, his cold blue eyes returning to their scan of the establishment.
Zangya gulped silently and hoped that none of her partners had noticed her reaction. She really shouldn't care about the monkey's fate, he'd just been a one night stand, but she'd seen something in him that interested her like no man ever before.
Vegetto walked up to the bar. After getting rid of the disgusting egg he'd trained for a few hours. He had yet to find a limit to his power; even in base form he had enough firepower to destroy the universe many times over. It seemed that his Vegeta and Goku sides merging didn't just eliminate his double voice; it augmented his power even more.
Opening the door he could sense her presence nearby. Disappointment filled him as he gauged the highest power level in the place; it was barely on par with Perfect Cell. He'd hoped that he could get a good fight out of this guy if he split himself with the multi-from technique but not even that would be enough.
"Oh well, might as well kill him anyway" Vegetto sighed. A strong fighter was still a strong fighter.
He entered and kept his eyes looking straight ahead, though he could already feel the burning gaze of many sets of eyes in one specific table.
"Look at that, ask and you shall receive" Bido quipped. The men at the table chuckled darkly. Many of the patrons at the bar could already see a confrontation coming and moved to leave, not wanting to get disintegrated in the fray.
"Doesn't look like he has it with him" Bujin commented. Vegetto hadn't changed from his customary blue and orange gi.
"Then he'll have to inform us of its whereabouts" Bojack said. He nodded to Bido and Kogu and both stood up, Bido cracked his knuckles ready for a good beating.
Zangya sighed as she prepared for her part in this. Oh, well she thought, I hope there's a good lay in Station Planet 6.
The burly henchmen walked up to Vegetto, who'd sat down in a stool at the bar and waited for them to come to him. The place had emptied out already with only a few brave bystanders peeking from outside the door. The bartender had retired to a secret bunker hidden in the shelves and was watching through a peephole.
Kogu stood back a few feet behind Vegetto and Bido sat down on the stool next to his. He drummed his fingers on the bar and took a few sideways glances at Vegetto.
Not even worth my time. Vegeto sighed but decided to play along for now.
"Hello there, friend" Bido began.
Vegetto turned to look him in the eye "What can I do for you?" he asked.
"Heh. I'm about to find out" He clenched his fists and punched Vegetto in the face at the same time that Kogu put the saiya-jin in a stranglehold.
Something weird happened. Instead of the bleeding monkey Bido had expected the bones in his right hand shattered spectacularly. He gasped in pain and leaped off the barstool, nursing his right hand in his left.
Kogu's choking wasn't going any better. Vegetto's face remained impassive as the alien's burly arms tried in vain to constrict his wind pipe. Kogu grit his teeth and tried applying more pressure before the breath was snatched away from him. Chocking in pain he looked down to see a brown furry tail impaling his abdomen.
Kogu's grip on him loosened and the saiya-jin stood up, pulling his tail out of the pirate's stomach and slapping him across the face with it, twisting his neck. Kogu fell to the floor chocking on his own blood. Bido rushed him, shooting off a ball of ki. Vegeto's tail swatted it directly at Bujin, who had attempted to sneak up on him. The short alien was knocked back by his partner's blast.
Bido flew straight at Vegetto, trying to hold down the fear that was threatening to surface. He saw Vegetto's tail swipe coming and dodged it at the last possible second, the soft fur only grazed his shoulder. He grinned triumphantly at this small victory before his vision went off center, his body had been sliced in half.
Something grabbed a hold of Vegetto's tail and he turned to see a sweating Bujin, thinking he'd gotten the drop on him. Vegetto tensed up and the hairs of his tail stood on end, stabbing through Bujjin's hand like splintered wood.
The short gypsy shrieked out in pain, releasing his grip on Vegetto's tail. Vegetto smashed his tail over Bujin's head like a mace, caving it in.
There was silence for a second, the soon-to-be-corpse of Kogu still gurgling in agony on the floor.
Bojack looked over at the still sitting Zangya "And you didn't attack him why…?"
Her face paled and she looked her boss in the eye, shaking in fear. "I'm not fond of dying"
Bojack frowned at her. "Too bad"
He brought his hand up to blast her away.
His hand exploded outwards in a shower of gore and bones.
Bojack snapped his head towards Vegetto. NOBODY was that strong. His henchmen were small fries and seeing them get killed wasn't too much of a surprise, but for someone to blow his hand up?
"So this is your boss huh?" Vegetto asked Zangya, who could only stare at him in shock and awe.
"You bitch!" Bojack growled out at Zangya. "You fucking traitorous whore. You set us up?" he shot off a powerful blast at Zangya, which Vegetto lazily intercepted and reflected.
"You stupid whore! I'll kill you and your little monkey" Bojacks anger exploded outward as he transformed into his super state, incinerating the building around them.
Vegeto felt the increase in raw power, though it was still only on par with Cell. He picked Zangya up bridal style and leapt away from the blast radius.
Zangya blinked, one moment she watched as her boss transformed into his ultimate state, surely killing her in the process, the next she was being dropped off on the ground a few miles away from the bar. She looked up at Vegeto, who had a disappointed look on his face as the only city in Station Planet 9 was destroyed in Bojack's rage.
"What the hell are you!" Zangya yelled at Vegetto, who was keeping his eyes on the explosion.
"Is that as strong as he gets?" he asked her.
"What?" she was flabbergasted.
"Is that his strongest form?" Vegetto reiterated.
Zangya narrowed her eyes at him, just what kind of lunatic was this guy? "It is" she replied.
Vegetto looked like his dog had died. "I'd hoped…ahhh. It's not even worth it" the saiya-jin's shoulders slumped in defeat as he raised two fingers, using a move that Nappa had originated.
Zangya felt it as the earth around her was subjected to enough force to level a galaxy, while she herself was protected by a force field. She could feel as the very fabric of the universe was stretched to its limit around her. The blinding white light of the technique soon became the only visible thing in the landscape.
When the light cleared there was no smoke, the ground was surprisingly intact despite there being not a single living thing outside of her and Vegetto.
"That's good progress" Vegetto said in a jovial voice reminiscent of Goku. "I should be able to master my ki to the point that even my most powerful blast won't break a boulder unless I want it to"
"This was all a training exercise to you?" Zangya couldn't believes it. Her boss, the most powerful being in the universe, had been taken out by some bored idiot.
"Well, I wanted a good fight, but he just couldn't provide it." Vegetto stretched and yawned.
"I never caught your name" he said offhandedly, already thinking about the nearest station planet to spend the night.
Zangya looked into his eyes for the longest time, weighing the pros and cons of getting involved with this maniac. In the end, one side outweighed the other.
"Zangya"
…
"Two months and he still isn't back" Bulma lamented, she was having tea out in her garden along with Chichi.
"I thought you got over it Bulma" Chichi said between sips of tea.
"I have!" Bulma responded a bit too loudly. She composed herself and continued "It's just that, Trunks really needs his father. Don't you feel the same about Gohan and Goten? "
Chichi shook her head. "Goten knew his father for a couple of days, Gohan has been without him for seven years, they can cope. You must have known this would happen Bulma, he has Goku's tendency to run away and Vegeta's tendency to be a jackass all rolled into one." Chichi looked at her friend over her tea, a serene smile on her face. "He'll be back sooner rather than later, he won't want to abandon his sons; he just needs some time to sort himself out" Bulma nodded but remained silent. Chichi decided a change of subject was in order.
"So are you and Yamcha going to go out?" Chichi asked in a gossipy tone.
Bulma made a face at that suggestion. "I'm trying to move forward in my life Chi, not backwards" Bulma's face lit up into a smile. "There's this new intern…"
…
"…and there's a mystical ruby somewhere in this quadrant" Zangya quipped as she hovered over a map of the galaxy, trying to locate the planet that housed said ruby. A pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist and abruptly pulled her back onto the large bed. Zangya yelped and let go of the map, which fell on the floor.
Zangya growled as the jerk behind her nuzzled into her shoulder.
"You'll never be a good pirate if you can't keep your mind on the job you buffoon" Zangya said in mild annoyance, though in reality she loved it when Vegetto got frisky.
Vegetto kissed her shoulder. "The ruby is in a planet called Radia about three light years distance from here." He levitated the map and put his finger over a spot near the center of it.
Zangya grumbled, Vegetto wasn't anything if not a smart ass. They were in one of the West galaxies, on a spaceship they'd stolen from some unfortunate fool weeks ago.
Vegetto had found an outlet in plundering. While he found no one to challenge him in martial arts, stealing things gave him a thrill and a mental exercise. Whatever he and Zangya stole, he made sure to attempt to do it without being detected and without using any powers, so as to make it challenging. That isn't to say that he wasn't still obsessed with training, it was just that he was also interested in new ways of sneaking into high security facilities. He got a rush from it, though in the back of his mind he knew he wasn't in any danger and he could easily take whatever he wanted.
This was all new for Zangya too. Pirates weren't known for their subtlety, she was used to just going to a planet, killing everyone off and taking what she wanted. Now it was almost more about the act of stealing than the prize itself. She'd had to relearn the use of subtlety, though she was much more adept at it than the saiya-jin.
She was brought out of her musings by Vegetto's ministrations, which were very distracting. Zangya had begrudgingly grown to have a deep affection for him, though she'd initially planned to ditch him the first chance she got.
There was still his past to take care of though. She wouldn't have believed the story of his creation if… well she still didn't believe it; but if true, dealing with his children and ex-wives would be a bit troublesome. Not that she cared, she had the most powerful man in the universe within her grasps and she wouldn't let him go.
Vegetto, Can you hear me!
Her head shot up in surprise as she heard the disembodied voice. She didn't look around, knowing it was telepathy, but glanced over at Vegetto. She was relieved to see him smiling and looking slightly up. If he'd had a serious expression it would have meant bad news.
What's up king kai! She heard Vegetto's voice reply.
We need your help Vegetto. Buu's spirit has been causing a lot of trouble down in hell and you're the only one we can turn to.
Vegetto shook with excitement. Even though Buu was considerably weaker now that he didn't have anyone absorbed, it was still a challenge. He grinned over to the confused looking Zangya and put his hand on her shoulder. Before she could question his actions he'd teleported them over to other world.
Zangya blinked in confusion on finding herself in front of a fountain of blood, but that expression transformed into one of anger.
"Hey asshole! The next time you're going to teleport us away you better warn me first!" she emphasized it with a punch to his chest. She was going to follow it up with a few choice words, but then she felt it.
It was a huge, huge ki signature. The biggest one she had ever felt and the only one here.
"What is this place?" she asked as she got a good look at the landscape. Besides the blood fountain there were green fields, trees, gigantic spikes and other assorted elements. She'd never been on a planet like this one.
"It's hell. We're in the afterlife" Vegetto responded, a thoughtful look on his face as he deciphered what the single power level meant.
"So I'll be seeing my family and friends?" Zangya asked with sarcasm. She didn't really want to bump into Bojack or her family at the moment.
"I don't think so. There's only one being left here" well, not exactly, everyone was technically still there.
"Yes I can te-" Zangya was cut off when the blood fountain burst. A geyser of burgundy colored liquid towered over them, spraying them with blood.
The burgundy morphed into pink, the blood became denser and gooier until it stopped flowing completely and froze in place for a second. Finally all the goop receded, vaguely forming a humanoid shape.
"Buu!" she heard Vegetto yell out before a golden light engulfed him.
Vegetto couldn't believe his luck.
Buu had absorbed every other being in hell, causing his power to grow exponentially.
The being that emerged from the fountain looked nothing like previous incarnations of Buu. He was twitching and grimacing with his teeth bared, a vein pulsing violently on his dome-shaped skull and a very thick antenna that reached several feet behind him.
"What is that thing?" Zangya asked, having regained her eyesight and deciding that asking about the monster was more pertinent than asking about Vegetto's transformation.
"Majin Buu" Vegetto replied while staring Buu down. It seemed that all those absorptions had made Buu insane, as his eyes looked every which way and his hands clenched at random intervals.
"I suggest you head back" Vegetto told Zangya before he rushed forward.
While Buu didn't seem to be in this world, he was definitely powerful. Vegetto's attempted punch flew right through an after image. He gasped out and barely dodged a pink fist from clocking him in the jaw. He brought his legs up to dodge a sweep from the pink menace. With a growl he brought his fists down on the top of Buu's head, sending him crashing to the ground, creating massive shockwaves.
Buu burst from the ground almost instantly, blasting a large ball of ki out of his mouth. Vegetto dodged easily and flew higher up, waiting for Buu to follow.
They burst through the clouds and broke through Snake Way, coming out into open space. Vegetto shot off a succession of ki blasts which Buu weaved around, trying to get closer to the Saiya-jin.
Zangya flew through the hole made by Buu in Snake way, amazed that she was actually in the afterlife. She looked over to where her lover and the pink blob were currently duking it out, exchanging blows.
Vegetto traded blows with Buu, impressed that the monster was keeping up with his Super Saiyan form. Buu tried an uppercut but Vegetto leaned back and shot a knee at the monsters stomach. Buu growled out in pain but kept soldiering on, receiving more hits than he was giving.
Vegetto kicked the monster on the side of the head, following it up with a knee to the other side and a backhand that sent buu flying off into the distance.
"How the hell do you move so fast?" Zangya yelled out at him frustrated. She could barely keep up with either of them.
Vegetto landed next to her on snake way, deciding to let Buu come to him. "Is it really that shocking?" he asked cockily.
"You're training me the moment you kill that thing" she told him. She knew he was powerful, but this was beyond what she'd imagined.
Vegetto responded with a grin and turned around on the spot, delivering a kick to a jet of pink goop. Buu had turned himself into a sort of missile. Vegetto's kick sent it careening sideways but Buu quickly changed forms and expanded, trying to engulf Both Vegetto and Zangya. Zangya eased up back to back with Vegetto, knowing that she wasn't very useful in this situation.
Vegetto fired up a ball of ki in his hands and waited until the last moment. Just when Buu was going to close in on them he used instant transmission to teleport himself and Zangya away from the monster, who enveloped the ki-ball, which promptly exploded. Many bits and pieces of Buu flew off into the distance; Vegetto deftly detonated them one by one telekinetically, his eyes moving rapidly from pieces to piece.
Buu's main mass coalesced into a humanoid shape again. A now enraged deranged monster attacked Vegetto head on with rapid-fire punches. He fired off a mouth blast at Vegetto's head. Instead of dodging Vegetto punched the blast back into Buu's mouth, sending the monster once again careening backwards.
Buu glared at Vegetto as the back of his neck reformed; then the monster got an idea. He had absorbed more than just strength, after all.
The realization hit Vegetto just as Buu took a deep breath and held it, freezing time instantly. The pink demon chuckled in triumph; he didn't need to breathe so he could hold air in his lungs forever if needed.
He focused on the man in front of him. Many of his consciences had hatred for this being; but the great majority had no opinion of him. Absorbing that many spirits had been a mistake, but once he got past ten he simply couldn't stop.
He thought about what he would do to this monkey. Turn him into candy (a part of him was sure that hadn't worked before) turn himself into goop and fly down his throat or simply punch him.
Punch him it is.
Buu flew triumphantly at the saiya-jin, took a mighty swing and came up with nothing but air.
The bastard had made an after image.
Buu gazed around and found him, attempting to fly off into the distance. He charged again, brought his fist back and swung.
And missed.
He repeated this several more times; coming up to what appeared to be Vegetto and punching nothing but air. This was getting very frustrating. Many of him thought about simply destroying other world, but others were against it so he was undecided.
After punching through the hundredth after-image, a smart thinker inside his head formulated a plan.
Kill the bitch he's with and get time moving again. He'll be so distraught he'll stay in one place long enough for you to kill him.
Genius! He found the red-head floating a few meters above Vegetto's original after-image.
The evil djinn grinned maniacally as he powered up a kienzan and threw it at the blue skinned alien. The energy disk easily cleaved through her torso. Buu jumped excitedly but contained his laughter; he'd need to be silent so that the first thing Vegetto notices would be the dead body.
Buu let go of the breath he was holding in. The environment returned to its coloring; the fluffy white clouds, the blue sky, the shining purple light.
Buu only had enough time to look down before he was engulfed by a massive Big Bang Attack. The blast incinerated every element of his body down to its essence, and every tenant of hell met complete deletion from existence.
"Uh-oh" Vegetto grimaced.
"Don't tell me that blast didn't get him?" Zangya protested from her seat on his back.
"It did, but I might have put a little too much juice in it" he furrowed his brow before flying off behind the beam of ki. Zangya was blown back from the impulse and he could almost hear her curse him under her breath.
The blast was flying off into the distance at insanely high speeds. Vegetto kept it's trajectory in his line of sight before using instant transmission to teleport a long distance in front of the blast.
Bracing himself and tensing up, he sent a mighty yell at a stretch of open space in front of him. Augmented with ki, the yell broke a hole through the dimensional barrier. Vegetto stepped aside just as the blast went through the hole, which closed up harmlessly.
He landed back on Snake Way, where Zangya was inspecting her body double.
"I can see that you molded the body from part of this… highway" She said while tossing away a piece of rubble. "But where exactly did you find this wig?" she asked at the red wig of curly hair.
"We'll you know, I remembered this place on earth that sold wigs so I teleported over and looked for it. I found the shop after a little searching and got this little number" he stated while wriggling the wig around.
"Do you really have to be so smug about it?" she asked him crossly.
"Yes"
At that moment, Kibito Kai materialized in front of them along with King Kai and the Grand Kai.
"Well Vegetto" Kibito Kai began. "You've saved the universe once again. I was going to say that we owed you one, but seeing as you've just decimated an entire aspect of the afterlife and it'll take centuries of paperwork to get everything back in order, I'd say we're even" kibito Kai nodded solemnly and materialized away with the Grand Kai.
"What crawled up his ass and died?" Zangya questioned. Vegetto was thinking the same thing, what happened to the pushover he knew and had been planning to abuse for even more privileges in the afterlife?
"Don't speak about him like that!" King Kai snapped. Zangya looked down at him with a raised eyebrow, not knowing that this man's death had actually led to her release.
"He's just bummed because of all the work us Kais will be doing to fix hell back up, now that we don't have onis or occupants." He sighed.
"Well, we'll be seeing you later King Kai" Vegetto said.
"Yeah, yeah sure" replied a defeated Kai as he left for the Grand Kai's planet.
"Hopefully your life is always this exciting" Zangya said as she lazily fixed a strand of her hair.
"Believe me babe, you haven't seen anything yet"
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