Chapter 1
I was in my bed thinking about the move.
My mom said a boy claims there's an alien in his class. Great, just what I need to be normal for a change.
I thought I was going to stop being a paranormal investigator.
The Next Day
"We're here"
I look up from my journal to see a red and black looking haunted house.
Then I saw the neighbor's house.
It was green and purple, it had about six lawn Gomes and I Heart Earth flag.
"Great" I mummer.
I went up to my room to unpack.
It had black walls, red ceiling, and black carpet.
When I got done unpacking, the room was just the why I liked it.
I went over to my computer to do some research on this town.
It turned out professor Membrane lives here and his son and daughter go to my new skool.
The Next Day At Skool
I walk down the hall to my class when...
"Zim I got you now!" a big headed boy yelled to a green skinned kid
"GET AWAY FROM ZIM, YOU SKINKY HUMAN" answered the kid apartly Zim
"STOP!" I yelled louder than them. They stopped.
"Listen, both of you I don't want any paranormal in my life anymore. So, don't come near me"
"Bu-t-t he's an alien" the big head boy told me.
"I don't care if he's an alien" I replied.
"Really? You don't care if he's an alien?"
"No"
Lunch Time
Zim was an alien but I don't care
I sat next to a girl named Gaz,
"Hi" I greeted her.
"Hello" she said back (Gaz think Grace is someone who is like her)
"What's your name?"
"Grace Tall"
"I'm Gaz Membrane"
"Don't you have brother?" I asked
"Yes. He's over there." She pointed to the big headed kid I saw earlier.
"That's the kid who was chasing that greened skinned kid" I pointed to the kid sitting alone.
"You mean Zim? Yeah that's normal. Dib is ALWAYS trying to prove Zim's an alien, which he is." Gaz explained.
"Great. I guess I won't stop being a paranormal investigator." I signed.
At Home
I decided that I wasn't going to stop.
I went over to my DNA scanner And accidently prick my finger on it. It was now running a DNA scan on my blood.
I looked at the scan it said I was half Irken, half human!
"WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled scaring the birds away.
My mom came up stairs and into my room.
"What dear?" she asked.
I showed her the DNA results.
"Oh my, I thought I wouldn't have to tell you." She replied
"You knew?" I asked.
"Yes."