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xxxhainekoxxx note: My first fanfic. I still don't know many things yet, so please guide me with your review.Thank you.

Today is Ichigo b'day, but he wake up with a very disturbing look.

"Good morning my son!!" shouted his father, Isshin.

"Keep your mouth shut won't you? I'm so darn sleepy!"

"How can I do that? Today is my son's b'day! You know…You know…" he then started sniffing "how can you get older huh Ichigo? Daddy is so sad. How if one day you will leave me and get married with a woman?"

"Huh? Are you mad or what? It stills a long time to go! Beside, forget about marriage won't you? I don't even have a girlfriend!" he said while changing his clothes.

Suddenly knocking sounds interrupt their conversation.

"Daddy, onii-chan, breakfast is ready!" Say Yuzu.

"I'll go there in a minute. Dad, go first, I'll catch up later."

"Well, ok" said his father while sniffing.

"Well then, I'm off!"

"Onii-chan, please get home before dark ok? We're having your party today."

"I'll try to."

"Be careful on your way."

"Kurosaki-kun, good morning..." said Orihime while she is walking with Rukia.

"Ah, Inoue, Good morning." He answered

"How can you're not saying good morning to me?!" shouted Rukia.

"Huh? Why I have to?" he shouted back.

"Because the rules said that boys have to say "good morning" to girls before the girls."

"Oh yeah? So if I see a cat passing through, I have to check if it is a girl or a boy? And if it is a girl I even have to say 'hello' to them?"

"Hell yeah!"

"What are you trying to say?"

"Good morning, Orihime." Say Tatsuki while approaching them.

"Good morning Tatsuki."

"Why don't we go to the class first? It'll take eternity for them to stop fighting."

"But…"

"It's alright."

"Ok, then. Let's go"

Then both of them went inside the school.

"Ichigo, good morning" said a red hair boy sitting in front of his table.

"Good morning." He then calmly sits down. Then he realize, and shout," Why the hell are you here, Renji !?"

"How rude! I already come for your b'day party. Appreciate it won't you"

"Why I have to?"

"Because the rules say so!"

"What rules?"

"My rules"

"Since when can you create rules?"

"Since yesterday"

"Liar"

"Can you cut it out you two!!" say Ikakku who appeared from nowhere. Yumichika is behind him seeing the mirror that he brings with him.

"Shut your head?! Baldy!"

"What did you say?!"

"We say 'Baldy', Baldy!"

"How dare you say Baldy three times?!"

"Baldy, Baldy, Baldy"

"How dare you!?"

Then, out of nowhere (again?) Hitsugaya and Rangiku suddenly appear. Hitsugaya look that he endure his madness and it looks like that he can, until a table nearly hits him and then he shouts," If you don't cut it off in a second…" he then take a pills from his pocket.

"I will…"

Then the three of them suddenly stop fighting and sit down quietly.

"So then why are you here?"

"Well, Rukia said that today is your b'day."

That bastard Rukia… Wait until I see you… You'll be a dead girl!

"And why the hell are Toshirou, Rangiku, Yumichika and Bald-, I mean Ikakku are with you?"

"It's Hitsugaya-taichou!" correct Hitsugaya.

"Ok, ok, so then, why?"

"Is there any rule that banned us to come for your b'day party?"

"Be quiet won't you? I don't want to be an ice statue"

"Ok, it is because we are bored. So then, Rukia phone us, and then we asked Yamamoto-taichou if we can come to your b'day party. Since he is bored after the arrancar war finished, he then said yes. We did asked Hinamori and the other to come but it seems that they have work to do. And Zaraki-taichou with Yachiru-fukutaichou are somehow haven't came home after the war. It seems that they are lost so…"

"Ow… I'm glad that he is lost."

"Why?"

"I don't want my b'day ended up as a fight between me and him"

"I see..."

A.N: I know what you want to say… I'm sorry. The story stops in the middle. But there will be next chapter, so just please wait.