I got this idea from warriorprincess27, she has a Fruits Basket version of this story. Thank you, warriorprincess27, for letting me use your idea!

Roxas was born without any memories of his past. So….he would probably have a good chance to ask about weird things.

Roxas: Where do babies come from?

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Xemnas: Don't bother me during my "Adoring Kingdom Hearts" time

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Axel: Well…um…it has to do with a woman and a man.

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Lexaeus: … (walks away)

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Vexen: It is a long process from people to produce an offspring. First there is an attraction between a male and a female…

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Demyx: A stork!

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Xigbar: Dude? I don't even want to touch that subject.

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Larxene: (hits Demyx) They don't come from storks, idiot!

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Demyx: They don't?

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Zexion: That is a very trivial question, but I can show you an illusion of it.

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Axel: (covers Roxas's eyes) Don't poison his mind, Zex.

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Demyx: If storks don't make babies, then who? If no one else does…It'll be the end of the world!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (runs in circles)

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Vexen: …Then the two commence a process called "Intercourse." It is normally taken place on a bed…

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Luxord: Not now, I'm playing online poker.

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Marluxia: I know how flowers reproduce, but not humans.

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Demyx: (still running in circles) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Larxene: Someone shut him up. (referring to Demyx)

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Venxen: The male then injects these "sperms" in to the woman's v-

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Axel: OK! That's enough Vexen.

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Vexen: I am merely telling him knowledge.

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Larxene: (zaps Demyx)

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Axel: I suggest you don't ask that question anymore. Got it memorized?

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Roxas: Uh…ok.

Yes...weird OOC-ness here. xD Well, I had fun making this. If you have anymore questions that you want Roxas to ask the Org, just tell me.