Author note: Dedicated tokayko15 and SADFREDSGURL1988 for their lavvly reviews. I am SO SORRY I took so long putting them up! No more sequels to this story I'm afraid but I hope you enjoy them both. R&R please. Constructive criticism only. Enjoy!
Just as a reminder the regular font is Fred. Italic is George. Bold is Hermione. Underline is Fred and George together.It was a month later and Fred and George were on yet another quest to get up their older brother Percy's nose. This quest, however, had a rather different reason as to why it was happening, for just a month ago they were told by a certain miss Hermione Granger that she, for want of a better phrase, 'wanted them.' Due to finding out this piece of strange and, quite frankly, disturbing piece of information they also wanted to hide away from her…
"Do you think we got away this time, George?"
"Yeah… just about. I can't believe it… Hermione of all people. I always thought it was Ron."
"That makes twos of us. Well, we've just got to keep our distance that's all. I mean, how hard can it be?"
"It'll be fine…there's only a week until Hogwarts students start back anyway. We'll be able to stay away until then."
"We need a plan though… got it. We'll say we're working on some new products for the shop and stay in our room. No one will disturb us then. Not even Hermione."
"How much are you betting on that?"
"Hermione!"
"What in the name of Merlin's pants-"
"-are you doing here?"
"Wouldn't you like to know…?"
"Yeah…"
"…"
"Hermione?"
"…"
"Where did she go?"
"I dunno…"
"…"
"…"
"… George… please tell me that's not you…"
"That what's not me?"
"Oh! I don't know, maybe the hand that's somehow attached itself to my waist!"
"Of course it's not me you numpty! Isn't it obvious who it is…?"
"Hermione…"
giggles
"This is ridiculous… Hermione, what will it take for you to leave us alone?"
"Well, now you mention it-"
"Oh no…"
"There is just one thing…"
"Oh shit!"
"You could…"
Looking Petrified
"Give me one of those Daydream products you make! You know, History of Magic isn't all it's cracked up to be…"
"…"
Just to clarify, Hermione never wanted them in the first place. She was just teasing.