Gum is annoying
By Joshua Carlson
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Smack...smack..chew..smack..chew..Pop! Wario was becoming quite aggravated, why did the speedy blue hedgehog feel the need to chew gum so often? Wario had asked himself this question for the last half hour, trying to watch TV on the big screen.
" Chewing gum is bad for you" Wario stated, not even looking away from the TV.
" I like to take risks." Sonic calmly replied, Chew...chew..smack..chew..pop!
" It makes you unattractive." Wario said.
" I'm not dating right now." Sonic countered.
Desperate was the state Wario was in.
" You should stop chewing, the flavor has probably went away." Wario exclaimed.
" Good point..." Sonic frowned taking the piece out.
Wario felt a wave of relief.
And then, quick as can be, Sonic popped in a fresh piece.
Wario twitched.
Smack! Chew! Chew! Smack! POP! Chew!