AN: This will be a different type of story, for me at least, it's not so serious like my other story and it will be one of those infamous self insert story's. But instead of a weak little pushover, the main character will be op, and I mean extremely op, some would even say I'm going totally crazy with how op I'm going to make the main characters but who cares? It's my story and I can write whatever I want to, and screw things over as much as I want to! So lean back and just enjoy the ride! And before I forget: I do NOT own One Piece!

Chapter I

I was just done writing another chapter for my fanfiction when I suddenly died. I know, that sucks, but at least I died in a surprisingly spectacular way! A piece of space chunk, the size was just enough that when it was coming down it was the size of a golf ball, and enough speed to crash through my window and hit me dead on in the head and kill me on impact.

When I died I saw nothing, it was dark but neither cold nor warm, I didn't feel anything and there was no light at the end of a tunnel. So the only thing that I could do was waiting. After some time, and I can't tell you how long, some voice spoke to me "So, you're dead!" "You don't say" I deadpaned "so what now, hell, heaven, something in between?" "Depends on you, what do you want? I'm bored so I let you decide" the voice said. "Well then how about reincarnation?" I asked the voice "sure, why not, but where, you've got something in mind?" "How about the One Piece world? But not as just some random no name character, how about someone totally op, who just screws with everything and breaks the rules? That's bound to make things interesting" I said and the voice seemed to agree with me "yeah, that really sounds like a plan, so let's start with the character design!"

And so we designed my new body, who didn't look that much different than my actual body, just a little more muscle and little less fat, the hight still the same, and I still got my tattoo, only a different name, Black D. Phoenix. Until now, there's nothing that screams op, besides that I retain my memories of course. That's something we need to change, so let's go, mastered all three types of Haki, mastered all of the six powers of the marines plus the secret King finger pistol, and to make things totally derail, three Devil Fruit powers! I think you now know why I mentioned that some will say I'm going completely crazy with this op build. So let's come to which Devil Fruit powers in will have, and they are all extremely powerful, first a Logia, the Sun Sun Fruit, which makes my body in my Logiaform as hot as the sun, so even hotter than this little magma puppy Akainu, second a Mythical Zoan, the Dragon Dragon Fruit model Dragon god, picture the Wish Dragon from Dragon Ball Super when using these planet sized Dragon Balls, and last but not least a Paramecia, the Time Time Fruit, let's me have complete control over time itself.

So my character is basically a time controlling Logia Dragon god, that is as hot as the sun! That's so crazy that it's brilliant again, and I'm so going to abuse the shit out of all of that!

"Now that we have done all that, we now need to decide where and when I will appear!" I thought out loud "how about after Rogers execution? There are some things you could do to mix up the story a little" the voice said. "You're right, and I already know what the first thing is that I'm going to change there!"

And so begins my new life in the world of One Piece.

I wake up at the beach of a little village in the East Blue, luckily I know exactly where I am, because I'm right where I wanted to be, in the village where Portgas D. Ace was born. When I looked around me in saw a big Marine Batlleship with a doghead as the figurehead and I instantly knew who was also on this island, Monkey D. Garp. 'I need to be fast now, or I'm going to be too late' and so I shaved through the village right to where Garp was. 'That Observation Haki is really nice' I stood right behind Garp "Monkey D. Garp, I've got to talk to you, and you're definitely wanting to hear what I have to say!" Garp turned around to look at me, he was wary because he didn't sense me coming "who the hell are you and what do you want to talk about?" "I'm Black D. Phoenix, and I think it's best if we talked about it inside, together with Rouge." He was now even more wary because no one was supposed to know who he would visit "alright, let's talk inside" and we entered the house.

The house wasn't big, it only consisted of a kitchen, a bath and a living room and in that living room was only a table with two chairs, a bed with a nightstand and a lamp on it and a small bookshelf filled with books. "Hello Garp, I see you brought a guest with you" a female voice said, it was Portgas D. Rouge, she was highly pregnant and by the looks of it she would soon be giving birth to Ace. "Hello Miss Portgas, I'm Black D. Phoenix and I'm here to help you, or to be more precise to help you survive and watching your child growing up!" And suddenly all eyes were on me, besides Rogue, Garp and me, there also was a nurse who was going to help with the birth. "Why would she need your help with that?" Garp asked with a low tone. "Because if I don't help, she won't be surviving giving birth, she's already to exhausted from carrying her baby for so long" that raised more than one eyebrow. "How do you know that?" Rouge asked surprised "let's just say I know things that only very few people know, and that is a very good thing, because if others knew the things I knew, than there would be absolute chaos ore even worse the World Nobles would get wind of it, that would be the end of the world, and that's something you should take literally!" I looked at Garp who had a frown on his face but he sight and said "alright, how do you plan to help?" "I'm going to revert her body in time to a state where she has more energy without altering the baby in her womb, I think a year should be enough, but be warned, it will be extremely painful, but you will survive giving birth and you can watch your child growing up!"

Rouge looked at me for a few moments before she determinedly said "let's do it, I want to see my child grow up!" I walked over to her bed where she laid on and kneeled down, I placed my hands on her arm and concentrated. My hands started glowing in a blueish hue and soon her whole body started to glow in the same light. After a few seconds she started to squirm around in pain, but she gritted her teeth and never let out even a single tone of pain. It took a few minutes before the light dimmed down and so did the pain, but I was done and Rogue was now a year younger and with that she now had enough energy to properly give birth.

"Alright, that should do the trick, you're ready to give birth to a healthy child" I smiled widely like only a D. could and so did Garp and Rouge. And like that was the cue, Rogue was going to give birth, and boy I wished I wasn't still standing right beside her when it started. Even though I used Tekkai and Armament Haki, my hand was being crushed by Rouge as she was gripping my hand and the birth process started, and it took nearly twenty minutes until the baby was out of her, that where the longest and most painful twenty minutes in my whole life.

"So, you know how you will name your son?" Garp asked her "Ace, he wanted to name his son Ace!" I could only smile, it was a really nice scene, Rouge with her little son Ace in her arms. "Well I hate to ruin this wonderful moment, but we have to get started to move you to a safer location, if we don't the Marines will find out about you and your son and they will come after you" Garp looked at me with a pointed look and said "he's right we have to move, the sooner the better, but I got the right place for you to hide.

Only a couple of hours later we started to pack up some stuff for Rouge and brought it on board of Garps ship. At first the Marines on board the ship were confused about who I am and why I'm there but Garp quickly told them some story and they could do nothing but good with it. When we finally moved everything onto the ship, Garp motioned to me to follow him into his cabin. "Will you ever tell me who you really are, and why you're really here?" I looked at him and sight "well you're the only person I could ever trust with the truth, but you have to promise two things, you will never tell anybody anything I tell you, and whatever your grandchildren decided to become when they grow up, you will respect that and will not forcibly try to change that!" Garp looked at me but after a while he sighed, and let himself sink into his chair behind his desk where he stood until now before he said "fine, I will never tell anybody anything, and I will respect the wishes of my grandchildren"

After about half an hour in told him nearly everything, how I died in our world, met some voice and was rebirthed into this world with knowledge of nearly everything that happened and will happen in the future and that I'm powerful enough to destroy the World Government singlehandedly, what I didn't tell him however, was that I have the power of three different Devil Fruits.

We sailed for quite a long time before we reached Foosha Village, before we were docking in the port I said to Garp and Rouge "Well our ways part here, I need to go somewhere else, there is an island that's about to get wiped of the face of the planet and I will go and stop that from happening." Rouge chuckled a little , she didn't know if was serious with that until she saw Garps face which was a deep frown, he only knew one thing that was powerful enough to destroy an entire island, a Buster Call, he hated it. "I would say be careful boy, but after all you told me, I don't think that's necessary, just try not to overdo it, they're also just doing their jobs, with the exception of a few higher ranking maybe"

A few moments later, I was already on my way to Ohara, using a combination of shave and moonwalk 'don't worry Robin, I will stop the Buster Call and teach the World Government a lesson!'

AN: End of the first chapter. I won't update this story as frequently as 'A new and better start', it's only a side project and I will focus on my main story. I hope you enjoy the new story and will keep reading.