Title: The Hair
Length: 113 words
Warnings: It's crack; don't want your sanity twirling down the drain? Don't read it, push the back button. On second thought it's so short that you've probably already skimmed through it even before you saw this warning, my bad. -slap-
A.C.: Because every account needs a crack story... and I couldn't write anything that looked remotely sentient.
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Kanda, Allen and Ravi stared at the now, altogether too familiar scene. Komui lee slept half-buried in a mountain of paperwork while River tried vainly to awaken him. As the three exorcists entered the room however, the blonde Aussie seemed to get an idea. Cupping his hand he deadpanned,
"Kanda says he's going to get a haircut."
The effect was instantaneous.
"Kanda!!!" Komui stretched his hands towards the shimmering black locks before breaking down sobbing. "How could you! Your pretty, pretty hair!!"
River strained to make his voice be heard over Komui's blubbering cries and Kanda's irritated 'It's my hair you idiot' to explain.
"See, that's one other way to wake him up."
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A.C.: This isn't funny as I thought it would be humm, in fact it kinda looks reasonable .