The Dorm at Shiz

Elphaba shouted, "Shut up Glinda! I wish you would shut it, I did mean to turn your pink dress black."

Glinda yelled, "You did too and now I look horrible."

Elphaba rolled her eyes, "You're over-reacting."

Glinda yelled, "I'll show you over-reaction, why I'm so angry that I could just turn you into a pencil!"

At that Elphaba turned into a puff of red smoke and left. Glinda looked around in shock to find Elphaba but couldn't see her anywhere. That was when she spotted a pencil on the bench. Glinda walked to it slowly.

Glinda whispered softly, "Elphaba, is that you?"

The pencil made no noise.

Glinda squeaked, "Oh no Elphaba, I'm so sorry."

At that Glinda clutched the pencil to her chest and began to cry. Fiyero walked in to Glinda crying.

He spoke softly putting his hand on her shoulder, "Glinda what's the matter?"

Glinda moved forward hugging Fiyero, she squeaked, "It's Elphie, I turned her into a pencil."

She pulled out the pencil crying harder.

Fiyero blinked in shock, "Don't worry it'll be fine." He then spoke very slowly and loudly to the pencil, "Don't. Worry. Elphie. We'll. Help. You. Somehow."

Glinda smacked Fiyero on the face, "Don't act as if she's stupid. Just because she's a pencil doesn't mean she doesn't understand us."

Soon Pfannee and Shenshen walked in.

They spoke together, "What's wrong Glinda?"

Glinda wailed, "I turned Elphaba into a pencil."

They smiled, "Good job."

Glinda cried harder. Fiyero scowled at the both of them.

They both frowned, "What did we do wrong?"

Honestly they spoke at the exact same time as if they shared one brain or something.

Boq walked straight away to Glinda's side, "What's the matter?"

Fiyero replied, "Elphaba turned into a pencil and we don't know what to do."

Boq nodded, "I tell you, I sleep in just once and I miss god knows how much. Has anyone tried turning her back?"

Glinda sniffed, "I'll try a reversal spell."

She put the pencil on the table and tried a few spells and when happened she cried harder.

Milla walked in, "What happened?"

Boq sighed, "Elphaba turned into a pencil.'

Milla blinked, "What? I sleep in once…"

Boq nodded, "I couldn't agree more."

Nessa walked in, "What about a pencil?"

Everyone answered, "Elphaba turned into one."

Nessa blinked, "Again, Glinda could you please stop turning people into objects on a daily basis."

Glinda cried harder, Milla put her arms around the girl and frowned at Nessa, "Must you be so heartless?"

Nessa shrugged, "This place is too hard to catch up with, I gave up when Fiyero turned his tie into a goldfish two months ago."

Avaric walked in at the back door, "If anyone asks, I was not in the Philosophy Club and I slept here all night."

Shenshen and Pfannee smiled, "Who with?"

Avaric smirked, "I don't care, oh who got turned into what?"

Nessa shrugged, "Elphaba, pencil."

Avaric nodded, "Again, that girl really is sharp."

Fiyero raised an eyebrow, "You really should stay away from the jokes."

At that Elphaba walked through the door and asked, "Why in Oz are you all talking to a pencil."

Glinda then ran forward and pulled Elphie into her arms, "Oh Elphie, I'm so sorry; I thought I had turned you into a pencil."

Elphaba hugged the girl tightly patting her on the back, "Its fine my dear, I'm fine. I just went out because I went for a walk. Don't over-react Glinda, I'm fine."

Glinda wept into the girls arms and Elphaba glared at everyone as they slowly backed away out the back door.