Prussia: *sigh* Apparently Canada says we need "relationship counseling" I disagree.
Canada : *Rolls eyes* You always disagree with me. ALWAYS!
America: Dude? Why am I here again? What did I do wrong?
England: EVERYTHING! God you're such a child sometimes.
Hungary: This is stupid! Austria can we leave now? *Watches the guys arguing* OH! I sense sexual tension! 'Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi'
Austria: *Facepalm* I'm right here! Why must you intend on observing other men?
Russia: *wakes up*eh.. where am I? last thing I remember was Belarus- oh no!
Belarus: marry me marry me marry me marry me!
Romano: *ranting* And THAT Spain, is why I hate you!
Spain: *About to cry* Y-you don't really mean that Lovi!
Italy: ve?Come on! Just one bite Germany!
Germany: Italy this pasta obsession needs to end!
Cat'nDaHat: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!
*everyone turns around*
Cat'nDaHat: *clears throat* We are gathered here today to discuss each and everyone one of your stupid problems. Obviously you are all here because you have relationship problems you need to work out. I'm here because I also have fangirls to please. I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement here?
*everyone argues again*
Cat'nDaHat: *Pulls out rifle*
*Everyone agrees*
Cat'nDaHat: Good. *turns to fangirls/guys* Here's how it works. These guys need to work out their love issues and need YOU to help them out. Send us questions and stuff and help them work out their problems before it's too late. Personally I don't give shit about their problems.
Everyone: hey!
Cant'nDaHat: So just send/ask/dare them anything really. Also if your favorite character isn't here guess what? I can edit them in buwahahahaha 4th wall *kicks dat shit down*