I love Bionicle and I love randomness so... I give you...
MATAU AND THE DONUT!
HIT IT, LEWA!
"Levelupluigi does not own-have Bionicle"
Matau eyed the donut sitting on the table. He then looked at the little slip of paper reading "Nuju's donut. Do NOT eat." Of course, it had been torturing the Air Toa all afternoon. Its perfect form, beautiful glae. His mouth watered just looking at it. Matau looked to his right, then to his left.
"I don't think Nuju-brother will mind if I just quick-lick some of the frosting off!" He slowly extended a finger toward the pastry to wipe a bit of glaze off when a large fireball smashed into him from the side. "Oh, hi fire-spitter!"
Vakama crossed his arms. "Nuju said not to eat the donut."
"Yeah, but he didn't say to not poke-touch it!" Matau huffed.
"Well, in that case..." Vakama rushed forward to snatch the donut. Matau blew him back with a gust of wind.
"That taste-treat is mine!" He lunged for it, only to be stopped by a large rock wall. Onewa leaped down from his perch on a balcony and landed in between the other Toa and the donut.
"Listen you two, this donut will not be eaten by either of you!" He spun around and licked his lips. "It will be eaten by me!"
Vakama quickly pulled out his disk launcher and fired a disk at Onewa before he could touch the donut. Onewa disappeared, then reappeared behind Matau, who kicked him aside and sprinted towards the donut.
"Save some fun for me!" A deep voice sounded just as Whenua ran into the room and barrelled into Vakama, who had almost reached the prize. Chaos broke loose when Matau unleashed a mini-tornado, and Vakama started the table on fire. A torrent of water gushed down on the fire, putting it out.
"Brothers, peace! What is the meaning of this fight?" Nokama stepped in the room, her view of the donut blocked by Whenua's bulky frame.
Matau grinned at her from beneath Onewa's foot. "You mean you don't think-know, sister? We're trying to snatch-take that donut!" He pointed at the pastry.
Nokama blanched. "What donut? There's a donut! WHERE?"
Whenua stepped aside two feet, revealing the glorious donut.
Nokama started backing away slowly, whistling to herself. The others watched her with odd looks. Suddenly, with swiftness like a raging river, Nokama dashed past them, crashing into the table and sending the donut flying. They all raced for it. Matau quickly placed his aero-slicers on his back and they turned into wings. He flew past them all, reaching for the donut.
"I got it! I got!" He held out his hands, but the donut went straight through his hands. "I don't got it." Matau landed and tried to pick up the donut. His fingers went straight through it. "It's an illusion! Nuju must have made this to sneak-trick us!"
A cold laugh could be heard from the doorway, where the Ice Toa was standing. Nuju shook his head. "I'm living with a bunch of idiots." He laughed again and walked away, leaving the chaos of the utterly destroyed room.
Matau sighed, then brightened as he got an idea. "Who wants to go to Krispy Kreme?"
This was fun to write. Yes, I realise there is no Krispy Kreme and probably no donuts in the Bionicle world, but hey, this is just plain random. R&R please!