"Kankurou, what are you doing?"

"!"

"The hell! Kankurou, are you oka-"

"Come, Robin! We must save Gotham!"

The puppet master grabbed the Kazekage's hand and jumped out the window.

Out.

The.

Window.

"KANKUROU WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Temari yelled, reaching the window just in time to see her two brothers land and Kankurou roll around like a complete retard while Gaara screamed at him.

"Come, Robin!"

"I'm not your Gad damned Robin!"

Kankurou gasped, "Robin, why would you say that!"

"Because I'm not R-"

"!"

"Ugh! You're not Batman!" Temari yelled.

"Shut up, random citzen number one! Can't you see you're not important to the storyline!"

"No one loves you, Batman!"

"Now you call me by my name!"

"Kankurou-" Gaara was cut off.

"Who is this 'Kankurou' you speak of?"

"YOU! Your name is Kankurou No Sabaku. You like girls. You have a puppet named Karasu. You hate brats. You love Pocky. You're semi-addicted to World of Warcraft. You think green Jello can eat our souls. You love watching Who's Line is it Anyway; You're favorite character is Ryan because he always makes fun of Collin's baldness-"

"What!" Kankurou/Batman interrupted.

A long pause, "You hate Sasori. You think Sakura is cute but his far too flat chested-" At this Temari burst out laughing "You love the color purple, hence the reason you wear it on your face. You like listening to Hilary Duff while singing to it in a hairbrush."

Passers-By were now listening to the Puppet-Master's secrets, while said person was just sitting there, just staring at the Kazekage -Er, Robin- in desbelief that someone as retarded as this actually existed.

"You think Naruto Uzumaki is annoying. You love puppies, especially that Inuzuka boy's giant white one because you can ride around on his back pretending to be a cowboy. When you were drunk once, you burped in some random guy's face, resulting in a nice black-eye. You think you can play flute but honestly... You suck."

Temari listened intently. Kankurou never told her most of this, she guessed it was just brotherly trust between the two that Kankurou would trust Gaara more then her. It was understandable.

"Need I continue?" if Gaara had eyebrows, one would be raised.

Kankurou tackled Gaara and dangled a loogie over his face, "YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE, ASSHOLE! NOW HALF THE VILLIAGE KNOWS HALF MY SECRETS!"

Gaara patted Kankurou's back, "You're back."

"Why the hell am I wearing a cape?"

"... I dunno." Gaara said, pushing Kankurou off and walking in the house as Temari's laughs could be heard from even inside.

Kankurou looked at the by-standers, "What the hell! Get out of here!" Kankurou yelled, flipping them off and slorming inside, making sure to slam the door.