Okay, please don't kill me. I know it's short, but I couldn't get it out of my head. My friend, book lover, gave me the idea.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN STEPHANIE PLUM! I AM NOT A 67 YEAR OLD REDHEAD.

"Can you show me a picture of what a white men dress like?" Morelli asked.

Lula held up a picture.

"Okay. What do black men look like?" Gazarra asked.

Lula held up another picture.

Another cop asked, "Is there any other type of men?"

Lula nodded. "Gay men."

"Do you have pictures of any gay men?"

"Honey, go look in the mirror."

Morelli and Gazarra had to cough to keep themselves from laughing.

SO... I know it's really short, but R&R!