"Oh Newbie" by Patrick Small
Parody of: "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil
Oh newbie, why you whine?
since you whine ill make you mine
hey newbie
hey newbie
(repeat 4 times)
You've only won 2 times, but you've lost 53
I don't know about you, but that's still newb to me
I've been whoopin' you all night - When will you give up newbie?
You always try to kill me, but you never do
You're givin me the kills, do the job, marines won't
But every night you play me newbie
(Chorus)
Oh newbie, such a newbie, you don't understand
You would have an advantage if you scouted land
Oh newbie, your so naiive that you never expand
It's shits like you newbie
Oh what you try newbie, try newbie
It cracks me up newbie
Hey newbie
I drop in my lurkers, and to your minerals they go
You didn't build turrets so they're never gonna show
You know you're gonna lose, but you don't quit newbie
You call me bastard and showed me you speak a little French
All those dead bodies in your base must cause an awful stench
But please newbie, please airlift your base newbie
(Chorus 2)
Oh newbie, such a newbie, you don't understand
Now that you lifted it's too stupid to land
Oh newbie, you're so screwed
because I have a plan
Oh newbie, no chance for you is there
because i'm starting to get air
Oh newbie
Oh newbie, why you whine
Why you whine, all the time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, said you'll be mine
Bet you believe me this time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, you got beat
by a strat i used first this time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, go wet your pants
Now i have mutas, there is no chance, hey newbie, hey newbie
(Chorus 3)
Oh newbie, it's been fun, really had a good time
Looks like the loss is yours and the win is mine
Oh newbie, sad to say your record will drop even more
You first had losses 53, now there's 54
Oh newbie, you're the guy at the butt of every joke
need to get better at defending your choke
(repeat to fade)
Parody of: "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil
Oh newbie, why you whine?
since you whine ill make you mine
hey newbie
hey newbie
(repeat 4 times)
You've only won 2 times, but you've lost 53
I don't know about you, but that's still newb to me
I've been whoopin' you all night - When will you give up newbie?
You always try to kill me, but you never do
You're givin me the kills, do the job, marines won't
But every night you play me newbie
(Chorus)
Oh newbie, such a newbie, you don't understand
You would have an advantage if you scouted land
Oh newbie, your so naiive that you never expand
It's shits like you newbie
Oh what you try newbie, try newbie
It cracks me up newbie
Hey newbie
I drop in my lurkers, and to your minerals they go
You didn't build turrets so they're never gonna show
You know you're gonna lose, but you don't quit newbie
You call me bastard and showed me you speak a little French
All those dead bodies in your base must cause an awful stench
But please newbie, please airlift your base newbie
(Chorus 2)
Oh newbie, such a newbie, you don't understand
Now that you lifted it's too stupid to land
Oh newbie, you're so screwed
because I have a plan
Oh newbie, no chance for you is there
because i'm starting to get air
Oh newbie
Oh newbie, why you whine
Why you whine, all the time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, said you'll be mine
Bet you believe me this time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, you got beat
by a strat i used first this time, hey newbie, hey newbie
Oh newbie, go wet your pants
Now i have mutas, there is no chance, hey newbie, hey newbie
(Chorus 3)
Oh newbie, it's been fun, really had a good time
Looks like the loss is yours and the win is mine
Oh newbie, sad to say your record will drop even more
You first had losses 53, now there's 54
Oh newbie, you're the guy at the butt of every joke
need to get better at defending your choke
(repeat to fade)