TITLE: Cravings
AUTHOR: Alimoo
E-MAIL: G
SPOILERS: None
CATEGORY: Humour
PAIRINGS: Jack & Sam
SUMMARY: Sam has cravings and every one in the mess hall watches.
ARCHIVE: SJD, Yes. S/J NC17 Fanfic Archive, fan fiction
DISCLAIMER: Ok, don't own characters. Made this story up, didn't make any money out of it, yada, yada, you know the rest.
FEED BACK: Yes Please
NOTES: I was thinking about this story during milking, so I decided to write it. Thanks to Jo for beta reading it for me.
SONGS:
Jack and Sam had been married for over a year, and Sam was six months pregnant with their first child. They arrived in the mess hall where Daniel and Teal'c were having their breakfast. Once Jack and Sam got theirs, they went to join them.
"Morning Teal'c, Daniel," said Jack as he put down his tray.
"Morning Jack, Sam."
"Morning." Sam put her tray down.
The three of them looked at what she had on her tray. There was four pieces of toast; a bowl of fruit loops, with no milk in it; blue jello; two large glasses of chocolate milk; and a plate of bacon and eggs.
Sam put two slices of toast on the plate, and spread mustard on the two slices. She then poured fruit loops on top of the two pieces of toast, then her two fried eggs, then the jello, and then the bacon on the top.
Once finished there, she put tomato ketchup on the last two pieces of toast, and then put them on the top of the pile. She picked one of the toasted sandwiches up and bit into it, letting out a moan. The three men were watching Sam. But they weren't the only ones watching. When she finished her first sandwich, she drank the first glass of chocolate milk.
When Hammond walked in he noticed that everyone was looking at Sam. He asked one of the Major's close by what was going on. So he told him what Sam was doing to her breakfast.
He stood there and watched as well. When Sam finished her second sandwich and drink, she leaned back in the chair, rubbing her swollen stomach. Then she did a big burp.
"Excuse me, ah, that feels better. The little one is happy now." Sam looked at the three men.
"What?"
"Sam, remind me to stock the cupboard with packets of fruit loops and jello, and the fridge with chocolate milk, mustard sauce, tomato ketchup, bacon and eggs tonight when we get home."
Daniel noticed everyone was looking at Sam.
"Ah Sam."
Sam looked at Daniel, then she looked around the room.
"OK, the show's over. Get back to whatever you were doing." Hammond walked over to their table with a grin on his face.
"Major, I have never seen so many green faces before in my life."
"Oh, sorry, it's cravings sir."
"I know, carry on," then he left the mess with a grin on his face.
The end :-)