Angel Problems
By Girl anachronism
A/N: Girl Anachronism is a very unique half human, half dog (or cat, it depends on her mood, or how she is acting) whose heads fills up with ideas that are, and she is not to modest to admit, beautiful, funny, and heartwarming. The only problem is that she cannot usually express what her head is forming and her heart it feeling in words. So bear with her please!
PS: Today she is a CAT!
Chapter one: An Angel with Black Wings
"It was an accident!"
"Accident my ASS!"
Beast Boy cowered upon hearing her cuss. She rarely cussed, only tossing such language when she was REALLY mad.
It seems she's really mad right now.
Beast Boy and Raven were inside her room, which was soundproofed by her magic. They had just come out fresh from one of Robin's long and boring speeches, strategies and all. But the problem wasn't the meeting.
It was what happened during the meeting.
Beast Boy, playing one of his usual tricks, was running around, covering everyone's eyes and yelling 'Guess WHO!' into their ears. He had gotten all the Titans, excluding one; Raven.
But she was next.
When BB spotted her walking into the meeting room, her ran up to her, determined to cover her eyes.
But he set his sights a bit lower.
Instead, he groped her breasts, and yelled out, "RAVEN! Guess-whoops!" the sound of his voice giving away the fact that he planned it.
When he let go, (which was a bit after say...twenty seconds) Raven turned around, murder in her eyes, until Robin stepped outside and asked what the commotion was about. They didn't tell, but Raven was far from forgetting.
Then in the meeting, Raven was sitting behind BB. When he asked if he could go to the bathroom, he fell, landing right in the middle of her breasts.
He smirked, Raven could see, but acted sorry, as if it was an accident.
She kept her temper, but that didn't stop a bunch of little black sparks from going off atop her head every once in a while.
So here they were, in Raven's room, after she dragged him to come, ready to kill him if necessary.
"Just how DARE you! Who do you think you are! If you ever touch me again, I will go to Robin and complain about sexual harassment!"
Beast Boy looked at his shoes, his eyes watery, as if he was about to cry.
"I-I'm sorry Raven. But...but it's the only way I get you to notice me, you know? By... behaving stupidly, by being annoying. It's the only way you give me a second thought. They only way I get you to talk to me, to make contact," he whispered, his voice shaky and scared sounding. He wondered what her reaction would be. He practically confessed his feelings for her right now. What would she do now?
He certainly didn't expect what did happen.
Her pale skin turned a brilliant red. Her eyes were wide, and her mouth a little open.
"YOU wanted ME to notice YOU?"
"Yeah..."
"Oh, Beast Boy! I always thoughts that, well... you didn't...like me... like that..." she mumbled.
"Well, I do, OK?" He said, turning away and blushing.
"Well... I...Umm...I...do...aahhh...I GUESS... I-I-I d-d-o to..." she stuttered.
"What did you say?" Beast Boy asked shocked.
"What, did I stutter!" She yelled, not really wanting to repeat what she said. If she did, it might make something explode.
"Actually yes you did!" He yelled back.
"Did NOT!"
"Did TO!"
"NOT!"
"TO!"
"Go to hell, DID NOT!"
"GODDAMN, WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH-" He took a giant step toward her, until his nose was touching her's "That turns me on," he said, and kissed her so roughly and sudden her knees buckled.
But with the feeling of surprise, the suddenness of the kiss, and the feeling of love for Beast Boy, her powers were bound to get out of control.
And they did.
Her powers engulfed them, and threw them apart, Raven landing on the bed, and Beast Boy flying straight to the window.
"BEAST BOY!"
Everything was going to fast for either of them to think clearly. Beast Boy did not transform to save his life, and Raven didn't fly out the window, or used her powers to catch him.
As Raven watched him fall, a sudden light shone, blinding her, swallowing up Beast Boy. Shielding her eyes, Raven took a step back into the darkness of her room, welcoming it as it calmed her burning eyes.
'Beast Boy...' she thought, and returned to the windowsill to see the faith of her would be lover after the light started shining.
When she stuck her head out of the window, she immediately pulled it back in, hearing a flap of wings, wind rush past her. She sighed. So Beast Boy transformed. That's great. What would she be able to do without him?
But what was that light?...
When she felt a small weight on her head, her thoughts stopped. She took whatever was on her head, and examined it.
It was a feather...must be one of Beast Boy's...
She did a double take.
But this feather is black...not...green?...
She looked outside her window once more, and saw a human figure floating down to level with Raven's eyes.
"What in the world where you thinking!" The figure asked. "The poor guy was so shocked he couldn't think! He could have died! Gosh Raven, where is your head! Then again, your powers are really unstable; I guess I can forgive you..." The person sighed.
But Raven didn't really hear any of it. She was staring at the person. They had wings.
Black wings.
Two black wings, one slightly bigger than the other. The person was female, wearing fading blue jeans, and no shirt. Just a bra. A black bra.
"Hey, what's wrong? Raven? Hey, Raven!"
Raven's eyes rolled back and she fainted.
When Raven woke, she felt warm. Like if someone was sleeping next to her, and they were sharing the other's warmth...
When she cracked open an eyelid, she saw a naked Beast Boy sleeping next to her.
Suddenly wide awake, she sat up, and as the covers slide off her body, she noticed she was naked to.
'Oh my God, Oh my God, OH MY GOD! WHAT DID I DO! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!' She yelled in her head. Frantically searching for her clothes, she pulled the covers off Beast Boy and wrapped them around her.
"The hell?..." he yawned, scratching his head. "Hey, this isn't my room..." he looked around, and spotted Raven, glaring at him.
And naked?...
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" She yelled.
"WHY DO YOU KEEP YELLING AT ME!" He yelled back. "And why are you naked?" He looked down. "WHY AM I NAKED!"
"THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!" She huffed.
"But-but how! Last thing I remember is falling..." He said, confused.
"Falling..." She gasped. "The Person! Th-th-the Angel! Oh my God, Beast Boy! And angel with black wings saved you!" She managed to say, suddenly excited. When she turned back to Beast Boy, he was covering his face with his arms. "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Well... you were really excited, and I thought something was going to explode and uuummm...your blanket...fell off..." He blushed.
"Eeekkk!" She burned red, reaching for the covers.
When they heard the laughter, they jumped, Raven's blanket slipping off a little bit.
"I'm sorry, since I know you both like to sleep without clothes on, I took 'em off. And since I really can't just walk around the T. Tower, I put you in the same bed! Hee hee, but I didn't expect such a funny reaction!" She smiled widely, eyes shining. "Oh, your clothes are in the bathroom Raven. So are Beast Boy's, but I think you want to change first."
Raven, who was once again staring in disbelief, went into the bathroom, and quickly changed. Beast Boy followed suit. When they were both dressed, they asked at the same time, "What are you?"
"Huh? What do I look like? I'm an angel."
"An Angel? Really?" Raven asked, sounding like a little kid, her eyes wide.
"Yeah! C'mon, come here and feel my wing," the angel said, stretching her largest wing.
Raven timidly walked forward, hand outstretched, and touched the angel's wing. She gasped. The wings felt silky smooth, and standing next to it, was taller than Raven. The angel was taller that her to.
"Aaaww, you're like a little kid. That's so cute," The angel said, leaning in to kiss Raven's left cheek. When she did, Raven turned red, AGAIN, and scampered off, surprised a complete stranger kissed her.
Stranger...
That's right! She is a stranger!
"Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?" Raven asked, wondering if she was a threat to her friends.
"What? Oh! Gosh, how rude of me! I haven't introduced myself! The name's Rika," She smiled, extending her hand. "I'm your guardian angel My Little Raven!"
Meanwhile, Beast Boy was sitting on the bed, taking in every word of the conversation with a blank look on his face, but clearly not getting on bit of it.
End Chapter one.
GA: Oh Raven! Master where are you!
RV: What do you want now GA?
GA: Tell me how good my story was! Please! Don't just sit there, reading the newspaper!
RV: Shouldn't your readers be doing the reviewing?
GA: OH yeah. Hey peoples, review! Or I'll... looks around room I guess it'll do. If you don't, I'll pounces on Raven throw master on the ground and savage her body!
RV: How the hell did we end up with a crazy pet like you!
OH, by the way, I don't own the Teen Titans. They own me.