A/N: I was thinking about the guards and justice system in Oblivion one day, and wanted to write something about it. So, this little scenario came into my head and I thought I'd write it down.
This story'll be a space for any stupid little oneshots I come up with about Oblivion, the Shivering Isles and Knights of the Nine. Enjoy!
Reviews are always loved
The first one is based on a comic I read a while ago. I thought it was hilarious ^_^
Number One: Justice is Served
Twang. Whoosh. Thok.
This sequence repeated until the Dunmer man looked like a humanoid porcupine, and he fell, gasping, to his knees. The two guards that had been following rushed over, drawing their swords. A little girl cowered in terror as they hacked and slashed the man to pieces. Later on she would swear that their eyes had glowed with manic glee all the while.
The man gasped and gurgled, making hideous sounds, rasped in his last breath, and was silent. The guards, their job done. Looked up and found a little girl standing, watching them with sheer horror on her delicate face, tears staining the ground where she stood. The face of one guard lit up in understanding, and he handed her a bloodstained doll that was on the thief's body. She stared at the doll in her hands as the guards returned to their posts.
"Justice" was served once more.
Aren't those guards completely unrealistic? I swear they want to kill me…O_O
Please review! More coming soon!