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I don't own ANYTHING I'm writing about, not Bleach, not Maximum Ride; Hell I don't even own the Night Timers, they belong to a friend (Wildstar25 on Deviantart). I'm writing for pure entertainment.
This is a basic story of parody of everything and anything. It's got Wildstar25's characters mixed with any Fandom I can imagine. So basically lots of good funny stuff that shockingly enough does have a plot under it all.
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I probably should have guessed that something would happen today. There was something in the air, something telling me not to get up this morning. But being me I got up anyway. I was sure Tsume would be up to somthi- wait a minute, you don't know who we are do you?
Well this isn't going to work; I'll just have to tell you about us won't I? Well first off this Tsume character is a 14 year old girl with red bangs and purple hair (I swear she must dye it…). She's also got crow wings and usually has goggles on so she can fly fast without having to worry about getting bugs in her eyes. There's also Yuuki, she's a shinigami with orange hair and though she looks and acts fourteen there is no way, I know how the age thing works up in the soul society, she could be over a hundred! And of course there's me, Hatori Nyx. If anyone asks the wings I have are bat wings but really the wings are part of my whole "daughter of Satan" thing. I tend to keep it quiet though because, let's face it there would be no end to the trouble if it was common knowledge.
Now that you're all caught up I think I can continue.
I got up and shut my window so my stalker didn't get the chance to do her stalking thing.
What? You don't have a stalker? And they say I'm sad…
I slipped into a black hoodie, some jeans and pulled on a black skullcap. Now I was ready to bare my teeth at the world in comfort. I headed down stairs from my attic room. I was hungry and I assumed that walking down the stairs wouldn't pose an immediate threat to my life. Boy, was I wrong. No sooner had I gone down the first step, I was glomped cheerfully by the stupid bird-kid who lives in the same house as me. Basically I was pushed down two flights of stairs and almost broke every bone in my body.
"Good morning Hatori!" Tsume chimed.
All I could manage was a groan. You know, seeing as there was a hundred pound bird kid on top of me.
"Aww is our little Satan spawn having a bad morning?" Yuuki mocked as she stepped out from the kitchen with a box of Fruit Loops in her hand.
At least I could take comfort that she must have gone through the same thing less than an hour ago.
"You know," Yuuki continued, "the one thing I love about this place is the tails, they're so fuzzy!"
No doubt she was referring to her fox tail with matching ears that had been added to her gigai, since they where kinda normal here.
"Shut up, get off me, and go jump off a cliff." I retorted as I shrugged Tsume off of me and rose to my feet. "where's breakfast?"
"You're too late!" Tsume answered " we ate it all!"
At this point in time I was wondering how hard it would be to hide two bodies of stupid kids from the cops.
"You can have mine Hatori-sama."
And there she was, our stalker, right on cue. Meet Emri; this time she was actually suspended from the ceiling by a tiny black cord. Her silver ponytail hung down with her raccoon tail and ears as she handed me a bowl of cereal that was probably older than Yuuki.
"No thanks" I said as I pushed her and the bowl away from me. Well apparently I push a lot harder than I realize seeing as at that moment the cord snapped and Emri tumbled on to Yuuki. I was already bored of listening to them, when I remembered something. Up in my closet there was a box filled with my stash of candy goodness. I immediately set out for upstairs and told everyone that I would be right back. Of course they had to follow me up there, but I was too tired and hungry to argue so I just gave Tsume the usual'; don't touch anything, don't break anything and don't do anything stupid speech. Before letting her in my room. I opened my closet doors and was immediately pushed back by a wall of magazines, videogames, unearthly artifacts and CDs. I forged ahead to find the box that must have been somewhere in there. But I never did get to find it.
Because suddenly Tsume, Yuuki, Emri and I where all standing in a field.
And our Adventure started with the same nine words that they always seemed to…
"DAMNIT TSUME I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!"
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So do you know what's going on? No? That's what I thought.
Want a hint? Check out Deviantart and look into my friend's accounts:
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They've got pictures of the characters, a little extra info and as always there's a little look at just who this story is about.
And if you really love me you can check out mine as well, but there isn't much on there… but if anything comes up then it will be there
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Anyway see you next week for the next chapter!