OK. So, I'm trying to create the WEIRDEST pairing EVER, and I'm starting with one that's not-too, but it could happen if done right. The pairing here is AlexxDelphine. Yes, Tak, AlexxDelphine. And it's one-sided. So there. sticks tongue out. Uh, ta da. And oh yeah, Delphine…uh…oh God, I can't say it…she calls Cicada pathetic…
There's Nothing Wrong with Me
As I lay dying on the cold floor, I look up and see you are already dead. Oh, Alex. Alex. Please…when we both meet again, give me a chance. I will explain everything. What I've done, why I've done it. And I'm so sorry…Alex…oh, Alex…I shall explain everything to myself now…so I can get it together the next time we meet.
Why did I kill your love? I was jealous of her. Yuris. I hate that name. I hate that woman. She took you away…she took you away from me. If I could have shown you who I was, you would have surely fallen for me instead.
After all, I am more beautiful, even though I am younger.
I smiled when she died. I thought you'd come to me. I thought there'd be nothing left for you on land, so I thought you'd want to be a Guilder, like me, and come to me…and love me…
But that Yuris still took you away from me.
Her memory drove you away. It drove you to scorn me and spurn my love. I hate her. I hate Yuris. I hated every woman who drove you away, and that's the real reason I hated the royal houses. There was a suitable woman in every other house. So who am I, when there are woman more beautiful than even myself? Lily Rose Dagobel even had a talent and could entertain you. Christina and Alvis Hamilton…even Alvis was suitable, when she grew older, of course. They both had personalities that would draw you in like that Yuris did. But you fell for a Bassianus, (forgive my spelling; I am loyal to House Eraclea and the wonderful DIO!), and for that I hate them all.
Yuris.
You fell for Yuris.
Damn Yuris.
So I took revenge and had her killed. She survived the Grand Stream, the blasted woman, but then we had her killed. Would it make you feel better if I said she didn't go without a fight?
She was brought in kicking and screaming. I daresay no one would think she would be from a royal house the way she performed. So she died. And I thought there'd be nothing else I'd have to do.
But you just hated me more.
Alex…
Why do you still hate me? There's nothing wrong with me, is there? You made it your life-long dream to kill me…that's hate…and I couldn't help myself. I had to get more revenge and made you suffer the way I had to. So I tied you to the roses, not knowing that they would eventually kill you. I'm…I'm sorry…
I didn't mean for them to kill you.
I was hoping that once you had seen what I could do, what the one from house Eraclea could do…that you'd forgive me and love me.
But, alas, that was just my life-long dream.
But at least I got a kiss.
The idiots standing around me thought I was trying to weaken you. But instead I had to accomplish what I had been meaning to do for…ten long years…and I could tell that imbecile Cicada was jealous…but he's just a servant, and you are so much better…
And I got my kiss.
You didn't kiss back, but at least I got a chance to feel your soft, smooth lips…
Oh, Alex, I just want the chance to tell you all this, in hopes that you would finally love me the way I love you…there's nothing wrong with me, Alex, my brain has to scream it's last words…
There's nothing wrong with me!
Fin.
Whoa, that came out better than I thought. So…uh…R&R…