Shrlock w nd milk
-John
Do try to type intelligibly, John.
SH
My ky is brokn.
-John
Well, replace it.
SH
It's not that asy for my phon
-John
Then get a new phone.
SH
I can't bcaus somon spnt my mony on cruis tickts
-John
It was your birthday present.
SH
You bought thm with my crdit card!
-John
Thought you'd have liked that I remembered your birthday.
SH
YOU USD MY MONY!
-John
For your birthday present. And I didn't get one for myself.
SH
Bcaus I didn't hav th mony.
-John
No, because I thought I'd put effort into making you enjoy yourself.
SH
Wll, thn, you ow m a nw phon.
-John
Fortunately for me, I'm capable of figuring out what that nearly-illegible text meant.
SH
You'r hoplss.
-John
What would it take to appease the wrath of John Watson?
SH
Nw phon. That'll mak m happir.
-John
I'm not going to buy you a new phone.
SH
Ys, Shrlock, you ar. Today. With your mony.
-John
Fine.
SH