Disclaimer: (CD) I don't own Bionicle, my friends, and, sadly, my sister (GW: cackles)

Lewa, Tahu, Gali, and all the other Toa Nuva (and Takanuva) were gathered around a strange-weird (gahhhhh! Tree-speak!) door that they had found in the Coliseum. Onua Nuva twisted the knob. It wouldn't budge. Then, he kicked it with all his might and power, and the door opened. Suddenly, a strange-weird…

CD: Greenswind! What did I tell you about putting Tree-speak in my story?

GW: Nothing.

CD: Oh. O.o

Suddenly, a strange light illuminated the spots each Toa was standing, then Toas' world blew up in flame and darkness…

Meanwhile, a group of kids were in school, taking the last, and hardest, spelling test of the year. They were: Cheesedude, GermanX, GBFan, CandyMan, Woozle, Quasit, and Greenswind.

GW: Hey! I don't do spelling anymore!

CD: This is MY story. Deal with it!

GW: -mumbles words under breath-

Anyway, tomorrow would be the day of report cards. Yay, woo hoo! (not enthusiasticly)

I (Cheesedude) had made a special "school's almost out" sleepover meeting. Greenswind didn't have anything to do, so she popped up in odd places. (Behind the couch, in our sleeping bags, ect.)

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Suddenly, a light flashed and the power went out. I swore under my breath. That earned me a slap from my sister. She has strange hearing. She can hear mimes… Anyway, a storm started outside.

"The weather called for a calm night," said GermanX, rather stupidly.

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The "Toa Nuva" were some place… different, to say the least. They all had flesh and stringy hair. "Gahhhh!" said Pohatu. "We're humans!"

"What's wrong with that?" asked a voice. The lights suddenly flickered back on. The Toa were in a large room. In that room; excluding them, the TV, a couch, three chairs, and a mountain of Girl Scout cookies; were seven humans. To be more precise, six eleven-year-old boys and a teenage girl.

"What kind of crazy Matoran are you?" asked Kopaka.

The girl's right eye twitched. "Matoran?" she said. This chic evidentially had a temper to match Tahu's. "Matoran, my scrawny behind!"

One of the boys –he had brown hair, pale skin, and freckles- clamped a hand over the female fire ball's mouth. "Who are you?" he demanded.

Lewa stepped forward. "We are the Toa Nuva!"

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Greenswind fainted dead away. I fanned her while GBFan ran to get a bowl of water to put Windy's (Greenswind is too long, and I'm bored with GW, so now she's Windy) hand in (hee hee). Windy woke up suddenly! "Aw man," GBFan said, just as the water got full.

Windy raced towards a "Toa" that had a white t-shirt and pale blond hair.

CD: Seriously, my sister is that oblivious.

"Um… I'm Kopaka Nuva," he said. Windy suddenly realized this, and being a Toa of Air fanatic, kicked Kopaka in the shin with a booted foot. "OUCH!" he yelped.

GW: When did I get boots?

CD: On our last shopping trip to Wal-Mart.

GW: Oh yeah. You mean the one that Mom bought you all those new undies at?

CD: Shut-up.

"Ok, which one of you is Lewa?" Windy demanded.

Lewa raised his hand enthusiastically. "Oooh! Me! I'm Lewa Nuva!" Windy yelped with glee, shot forward, and hugged him. "Can't… breath…" said Lewa, barley getting the words out. Windy then dragged (literally) him upstairs (ouch). To the readers, you don't want to know what happens to Lewa next.

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About two or so hours later, Lewa came downstairs with lip-gloss marks all over his face. Then, Cheesedude suddenly yelled, "Got any threes?"

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Author's Note: This story is completely random. Also, beware! The next chapter is even weirder! And now, a few parting words: I LIKE PIE!!