Warning: Language, Sexual Situations, Nudity, heavy Cannon x Cannon & OC x Cannon

It's Always Sunny In Highschool

Chapter One: The Gang

High school was not for the faint of heart, especially not when it came to Saint Joe's High school. It was early in the morning and everyone was arriving to school whether by walking, bus, car or otherwise. Middle school put behind them but the peer pressure and social status's remained and did not falter. Everyone knew their place and knew it very well. Muffled yawns, shuffling of books from lockers, mutters and cussing about homework drifted through the hallways. Ingrid Nelson and Dee Reynolds were standing outside by the front steps people watching as the popular kids arrived to school. The two girls had gotten the nicknames "The Aluminum Monster" and "Fatty Magoo" due to Dee having a break brace and Ingrid being over weight but this didn't stop the girls from spending every day talking about becoming famous and such. Dee's twin brother Dennis was hanging out with Bill and Maureen Ponderosa but Dennis had an ego and despite not being as cool as he claimed, Dennis was still more popular than her or any of their friends.

"Its too bad your brother won't introduce you to any of his friends", Ingrid said as the two girls headed inside a moment later.

"You know what, I don't need my brother. He's asshole. I can find myself a decent guy all by myself", Dee told her, making a face. Like she needed her brother or anyone to help her find a boyfriend. Well, she had broken up with Brad Fisher last year due to him having acne. And Dee just glared down the hallway at Brad flirting with several cheerleaders because his face had cleared up over the summer. "God damn it!" She thought to herself.

Charlie Kelly sat on a bench just outside the cafeteria. He was doodling in his notebook, trying to convey innocence as though he hadn't spent all morning huffing super glue after waking up that morning. Which was true. He had. Next to him sat a redheaded girl who was nursing menstrual cramps by drinking hot chocolate from a travel coffee mug. She was pretty too. Blue eyes, fair skin. Today she was wearing knee socks, a plaid skirt, flats and a black hoody, that was pulled up slightly over her head. She hadn't brushed her hair at all that morning. The sweatshirt was a bit baggy for her to start with. Her fingers were barely visible within the sleeves.

"Erin are you sure you don't wanna go to the nurse's office? I think she has stuff for that kind of thing", Charlie pointed out.

"Nah. I'm fine", Erin Burke waved her hand, "I took some pain killers this morning". Though she made a face, looking as though she were in pain still.

A second later a pair of twin brothers with acne and eczema came around the corner from the opposite direction. They slowed their pace as they just neared the bench the other two were sitting on. They and Charlie nodded in greeting. Charlie was mostly trying to keep his head down because he was high and he didn't want to make it painfully obvious. Erin, however, smiled at the two brothers. She got up from her seat, hands clutching her travel mug, messenger bag swinging against her side.

"Ryyaannn", She said smiling, pulling a puppy eyed look, whispering into his ear without hesitation.

Charlie glanced up and saw Erin getting onto Ryan McPoyle's back. She had handed her travel mug to his twin, Liam, who didn't even bat an eyelash at this. Ryan was grinning a little too happily about this and handed his backpack to his brother to carry. Liam didn't seem to mind and the two brothers walked away, Erin getting a free ride to class without having to walk in complete agony from her cramps. Charlie just shook his head, laughing to himself. The McPoyle twins were Erin's best friends and despite being attractive, she was odd. She didn't go after good looking guys nor showed interest in wanting to have sex with any of them. In fact the two brothers seemed to like to hold it over others heads that she paid more attention to them than any other person she knew. Especially Dennis. Charlie had learned, through his best friend Mac (well Ronald "Ronnie the Rat" McDonald but he had stopped using that name last year and decided to spawn the "Mac persona" instead), that Dennis, despite dating Maureen, secretly liked Erin and wanted to bang her.

Mac found Charlie just before the bell rang, "Hey I just saw Erin with the McPoyles", he said, thumbing over his shoulder.

"Yeah, she's got some woman problem, bleeding you know", Charlie shrugged, "Ryan's carrying her to class so she doesn't have to walk".

Mac nodded and the two headed to class. On their way, they ran into Dennis. Now, despite the fact Dennis claimed to be their friend, he was pretty clear he didn't want to socialize with them because they were beneath him. But this only happened in school. Outside of school it was him, Mac, Charlie and Schmitty. They were "The Gang". But Dennis wasn't fooling anyone. Mac and Charlie might as well have been his only friends. He had a habit of going around and calling himself a "gold god" and claiming all of the popular kids were his subjects and minions. Dennis was a narcissist and was delusional but he thought very highly of himself.

"Hey Dennis", Charlie smiled at his friend, always looking for approval from Dennis anyway possible.

"Yeah, hey", Dennis nodded quickly and then looked at Mac, "I have finally decided I am sick and tired of Maureen Ponderosa. We had a good run, some laughs, some good times banging but she's going to ruin my plans to ask Erin to the Sadihawkins dance next Friday and to be honest, Maureen, she just isn't doing it for me", he shook his head.

"Uh dude, girls ask guys to that dance", Mac informed him, "I know because when we were in eighth grade, Charlie and I never got asked".

"Look, I don't care what happened three years ago. Erin Burke will say yes. She might have not said yes the last few years but I think this year...this year will be the one. I can feel it", Dennis informed them.

He walked away once some of the cooler kids came into view and Dennis pretended to know Mac or Charlie. The latter just looked at each other.

"He does know she has no idea he exists right?" Charlie asked Mac, "I mean she's friends with Sweet Dee and knows who he is but I don't think...I don't think she cares about guys who are popular. I'm just throwing that out there. Nothing against Dennis but Erin hangs out with our crowd and is kinda-"

"Lets not mesh words here Charlie. She's practically banged both the McPoyles and probably has secret love threesomes with them", Mac replied, not caring to step lightly on the subject.

Charlie tilted his head, not looking directly at Mac and made a face, "Yeahhh I really don't think Erin will ask Dennis and dude", he sighed, shaking his head rather violently back and forth, getting rid of any images he might have just gotten, "I really don't need the images of Erin feeling up Liam and Ryan's dicks and them doing anything weird with her", he groaned loudly as though he wanted to scream. That was it. He was going to hide under the bleachers during lunch and huff paint until he had gotten rid of all images out of his head. Erin was practically family as far as Charlie was concerned. He had actually loved her secretly once but she had introduced her friend (her friend's name escaped him completely but everyone called her "The Waitress" because she worked part time at the coffee shop in town on weekends) to him two years ago and Charlie had been smitten with the blond girl ever since. The Waitress disliked Charlie and wanted nothing to do with him. But everyone besides Charlie noticed this.

"So who do you think is going to ask you?" Charlie asked, coming back to reality after a second or so.

"Dunno, but I hope she's hot", Mac answered.

Charlie kept it to himself but he hoped maybe Erin could talk to the Waitress for him and put in a good word and then she would ask him to the dance and they could start dating and be happy together but only in Charlie's head was there any chance of a happy ending. In reality, his chances of her asking him were very, very, very, very x10 slim. In fact, it was never going to happen.

Dee was having the opposite luck as Charlie. Although it wasn't a guy she wanted to gain attention towards but a guy giving her attention that she didn't want. Matthew Mara (Rickety Cricket) waved at her as she came into homeroom. Dee just rolled her eyes but smiled in a fake way before sitting several, several seats away from him. The poor bastard was in love with her but Dee didn't return his feelings in any way.

Charlie and Mac entered their homeroom just down the hallway and saw Erin sitting with Ryan and Liam in the back. Charlie and Mac joined them, taking the seats just in front of them. The blond haired waitress came into the class room and Charlie watched as she and two other unknown girls sat on the other side of the room, all three girls looking hung over.

Dennis didn't normally talk to his sister but spotted her as he came into the class room and sat down in front of her, turning around regarding her as he had Charlie and Mac. Dee had a book open in front of her and gave her brother a rather 'what do you want dick head?' look.

"Tell Erin, when you see her, to come meet me by the bleachers today at lunch", Dennis said.

"Tell her yourself", Dee spat back, wrinkling her nose.

"Dee, this is important. I need to demonstrate my value to her so I can win her over and we get married and be happily and rich and perfect together", Dennis replied in a rather obsessed fashion.

"Calm the fuck down. Jeez", Dee muttered, looking disgusted, "Alright, I will mention that you are a sweet guy and are very handsome", she mentioned this quickly and looking irritated.

"Good", Dennis nodded calmly and then got up from his seat and went to sit elsewhere.

"Charlie stop staring", Erin told him, though snickering.

Charlie had been staring at the back of the Waitress's head for the past fifteen minutes. Homeroom was basically like study hall. You could do what you wanted as long as you were doing something productive. Charlie looked at her.

"I was not staring", Charlie lied, "I am just...just casually observing".

He kind of wanted to tell her to stop humping Liam's lap in turn for telling him to stop staring at the other female. Erin had gotten up from her seat and had found it more comfortable sitting in Liam's lap while he talked to his brother. Liam's hand rather dangerously close to the hem of her skirt. Charlie looked away before anyone noticed that he was staring and the fact she was close to getting a hand job right out in the open. Erin didn't seem to care.

"That is so gross", Mac muttered to Charlie in a mouthing whisper.

Mac didn't mind Erin in the least since she hung out with them but he found her so odd just being casual with the two brothers. Ryan and Liam smelled like milk and god knew what else. They were strange and gross and Mac didn't like how weird they were. And how they had gotten an attractive girl to hang out with them and do shit with them was beyond Mac's mental stability. Charlie ignored the weirdness and shrugged it off. He just continued to stare at his crush from across the room once more.