Once upon a time PewDiePie was doing wild radical things in his computer chair and he Said, "Oh No! There is no beer for me to drink!" PewDiePie needs beer to do his lets plays! So PewDiePie went to the store and started looking for his favorite beer, Miller Lite. He smiled happily when he saw his favorite beer. His girlfriend called and told him that he needed to buy dog food for their adorable pug. PewDiePie went to the dog aisle where they sell dogs. He noticed the food for the dog and picked it up. He messaged his girlfriend on his phone, "I have the dog food." Before leaving, he decided to look around the store for a while more. There was a suspicious man in a black suit looking at him. The man whispered, "I'm gonna mug you, kid." PewDiePie ignored him because he thought that the man was joking with him. PewDiePie left the store, and while he was walking home, he entered a dark alleyway. As he was walking, the man from the store came out of the shadows with a baseball bat. The man whispered, "Give me your money, kid." PewDiePie screamed and ran away. the man chased after him and hit him on the head with the bat. PewDiePie woke up three hours later to find himself naked in the alleyway. The man had stolen all of his things, even his clothes! He then realized that he was bleeding heavily from a wound on the back of his head. He slowly and painfully bled to death in the alleyway, and his body was found three days later by a homeless person, who used the corpse for food and a firestarter.
The End.