Beware of this one, it will warp your mind!

by Meeper

I warn you now. This is, and probably will be one of the weirdest and oddest stories you will ever read. It will make no sense the first time around, and you must be careful. It will mess with your sanity! Otherwise, it's pretty dang funny, just becuase i

A Weird Story to End All Weird Stories

I ran into a golden goose. Lying in the road. I flattened it like a pancake. It said a curse on you. And it died, With half of it's guts roasting on the road. And I drove further. And picked up my chicken Betsy. The chicken clucked. Then it started raining grape juice, And it stained my clothes purple. My chicken Betsy turned into a chicken monster, Because it saw Hilary Clinton. And it began to fly away. I grabbed its leg, And we flew through the grape juice, And there was the finger from Nowhere, Oregon. It had a mouth, The mouth was a camera. It tried to call us a retaad, But it couldn't, So it gave us the finger. The chicken clucked.