Tiny Criminals

Summary: A jutsu gone wrong shrinks about half the Akatsuki down to size of a thumb, about two inches. And the other half is in charge of watching them. What can possibly go wrong when you have irresponsible criminals looking after their shrunken partners, well a lot.

Note: Hidan will be swearing, but to a minimal bit. I feel uncomfortable using the f word but nearly every other word will probably appear.

Chapter 1: The Jutsu

The Akatsuki were gathered around the table in their base discussing an order of business.

"Tobi says he has something to share with us." Pein said.

"Yes Tobi does! Tobi developed a new jutsu!" Tobi said.

"What is this jutsu supposed to do un?" Deidara asked.

"Tobi's not sure yet." Tobi said.

"What? What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Hidan said.

"Shukushō no jutsu!" Tobi said after some hand signs. The people closest to Tobi were enveloped in smoke. When the smoke cleared Hidan, Tobi, Deidara, and Kisame were gone.

"What….did…you…do!" Pein yelled to no one in particular, considering Tobi was one of the ones gone missing.

"TOBI I AM GOING TO KILL YOU-UN!" a voice that sounded like Deidara's yelled. But it was softer. The remaining Akatsuki members looked down at the ground and saw the other four members on the ground, all about two inches tall, thankfully their clothes shrunk with them.

"Tobi is sorry Deidara!" Tobi called before running around the chair leg trying to avoid the bombs that were being thrown, which now had the explosion of a cherry bomb.

"Tobi you freaken idiot bastard. Look what you freaken did. We are freaken two inches tall! We are going to die!" Hidan screamed.

"Stop over reacting Hidan. You're immortal." Kakazu said, he bent down and picked Hidan up by pinching him between his fingers.

"HEY PUT ME THE FREAKEN HELL DOWN!" Hidan screamed.

Sasori picked up Deidara in a similar fashion but quickly dumped him on the table. "Hey watch it Sasori-danna." Itachi did the same with Kisame but more gentle. Zetsu was arguing what to do with himself.

"We should pick him up." Zetsu said. "And eat him."

"No! Tobi doesn't want to be eaten!" Tobi said and ran around some more.

"We can't eat him." Zetsu said. "Of course we can, he is the perfect bite-size snack." "No we really can't. We need to help him." "Oh alright." Zestu picked up Tobi and set him on the table.

Hidan was now extremely pissed off. "PUT ME DOWN, DAMMIT."

Kakazu sighed and dumped him on the table.

"No what to do with the little runts." Pein said.