Hello again! Sorry I haven't updated in so long. School, no story ideas (or working on … a bunch I hope to put on FF in the future), school, anime, school, and…did I mention school? Yeah. Don't like it. Can't wait until next year to get out of this hellhole. XDD I came up with this at around 10:00 at night. I was thinking of France at the time and this song and thought-I should make one! I don't own Hetalia (sadly) and I don't own the song, just the remixed lyrics. Thanks for reading!
The Country-Intruder Song
Well, obviously we have a rapist in the Northern area.
He's climbing' your windows,
Snatching your countries up.
Tryin' to rape them so you need to
Hide your Italy,
Hide your Britain,
Hide your Italy,
Hide your Britain,
And hide your Russia,
'Cause he's raping every country out here.
You don't have to come and confess,
We lookin' for you.
We gonna find you,
We gonna find you.
So you can run and laugh at that,
Run and laugh at that,
Run and laugh at that.
Francy-pants.
France,
France,
Francy-pants.
We got your army and your leaders.
You are so blonde.
You are really blonde,
For real.
The country got away,*
Laughing while he was fleeing.
I was attacked, **
By some country that is European.
So blonde,
So-
He's climbing' your windows,
Snatching your countries up.
Tryin' to rape them so you need to
Hide your Italy,
Hide your Britain,
Hide your Italy,
Hide your Britain,
And hide your Russia,
'Cause he's raping every country out here.
And then it repeats. So…yeah.
*= I imagine the reporter is Germany or Canada (just to be noticed XD)
**= I imagine Britain or Austria saying that.
Thanks for reading!
Also to Victoria (and some random numbers I can never remember) and anyone else who reads my poems, I will have a whole series of poems posted on FF. It will be called The Meaning Series and each poem title will start with the…well Okay. I can't explain it. Here are the first two titles:
A is for Apathy
B is for Below
C is for Catastrophe
And so on. I have A, B, and F (random, I know) finished and in the middle of C. The reason why I am giving Vicky-T (can I call you that? XD [Victoria]) a heads-up is because that some of these poems will actually have HAPPY ENDINGS, not the whole "I'm-sad-so-I-will-cut-myself-and-jump-out-of-a-window-because-it-feel-good" crap. So…yeah. Also, expect two Junjo Romantica stories for you Junjo fans out there, (both will [hopefully] be rated 'M' (: ) the next chapter of "Maybe you could be my love?", a Kingdom Hearts story (It's about a board game, all I can say ;))