---Please don't ask about the valkyrie thing. Please. Oh, and the Ed I know is the japanese one because i've only seen dubs of the first 4, whereas I was actually in Japan when I started watching it and have seen about 3/4 of the eps only unsubbed in japanese, so I use some japanese terms and stuff where I can't imagine the characters saying anything else. Sometimes the characters might seem OOC because I have interpreted their characters through unsubbed jap, other times because I suck. Sorry.---
Ai-chan: Well I just decided, randomly, that I would write this fanfic. I don't usually write fanfics because I suck and unlike many other people I do not wish to inflict this on other people. But I read something - i'm naming no names - that totally ground my Ed's name into the mud.
Ed: Valkyrie, since when did you start calling me 'your Ed'?
Ai: Since I read that fanfic. It made me more and more and more of an Ed fangirl by the second. Now you're stuck with me, i'm afraid.
Ed: I thought I was stuck with you already? You mean I wasn't? I could've just gone back to Munich and worked on a way to get home instead of being an einherijar for no reason!
Ai: Um. Anyway, on with the fic...
Hagane no Renkinjutsushi - Fullmetal Alchemist
'Ed is nice'
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed or anyone else from Hagaren. And you thought I did! Ha ha ha, FOOLS!
Ed: So! It seems some of you think I'm evil incarnate and a total pervert and an ultra hyper super chibi! Points directly at screen in you-called-me-short rage Well I'll show you!
Ed transmutes a stick and points it at the blackboard - which was one he made earlier.
"This is a list of the nice things I've done!" Ai sits down in a chair and turns it to face blackboard at an angle. Ed takes a deep breath;
"When I was 6 I made Winry a present using alchemy! I used to go and get kaasan's groceries all the time! I gave up my arm to seal Al's soul to the armour! ...ok, so that wasn't exactly nice as such, but at least he isn't dead... well anyway!" he pauses to take another breath. "I beat up that Cornello guy and stopped him swindling all those townspeople! ...ok, so that kinda destroyed their economy, but it had to be done and that adds up to nice!" Ai chips in;
"No it doesn't."
"It does too! Anyway, there are lots of other nice things I did. Me and Al stopped that pickpocket who stole that woman's purse when we were on our way to see Col. Mustang for the first time. Then I saved Claus from falling into that river by freezing it and THEN we stopped Majiharl from killing any more girls and revealing Karin." Ed stabs the board with his stick and points at the screen again. "That's three nice things in one day! What do you say to that, huh?"
"Majiharl ended up dead!"
"I didn't mean for the sword to stab him! I was just knocking it out of his hand..." Edward looks sad for a minute. Then he recovers and looks cross again - "Whose side are you on, anyway!" Ai sighs.
"Yours. I know, I know. I just feel like we ought to be fair."
"Wasn't it was your idea to prove I was nice in the first place?"
"Well... yeah. Anyway, carry on." Ed waves his finger at the TV screen.
"I played with Nina and Alexander, even though I was busy doing research and kept getting jumped on. I helped Hughes-san's wife when she went into labour! Apparently it was someone else I helped in the manga, but Valkyrie hasn't read that yet, so she doesn't know." Ai grins and puts in -
"You were probably just as useless in the manga, anyway." Ed Pouts and replies;
"Shut up. I'd like to see you do better."
"I'm a woman, of course I would've done better. Plus I live on a farm and have had to help lamb ewes and stuff..." Ed pulls a face then continues;
"I let Winry come with me to that town full of automail stuff. I beat that guy who was swindling everyone there. Then Winry got mad at me for some reason..." The reason was that she was pleased with her automail and then she found out Ed had sorta kinda cheated. Just so you know. Do not piss off your automail mechanic.
"There's always some swindling guy, isn't there?"
"Yes. And I exposed all of them! Take that, Ed-haters! I wouldn't do that if i wasn't nice, right? I went to rescue Wrath as well, even though he's kinda creepy and has my mmph!" Ai claps her hand over Ed's mouth and tuts at him.
"That's called a spolier, Ed. People won't like me if I let you go spouting spoilers. In fact, after this is going to be all spoliers for the nice people." Ed wrenches her hand away.
"They might like spoliers."
"And they might not." Ai strikes a pose "It is time for phase 2 of the 'Ed is nice' fanfic!"
"But that means I can't tell them about the super nice thing I did at the end!"
"Well they'll just have to wait til the end to find out how nice you are."
"Mou, takumou!" Ed pouts , then sighs. "Let's get on with it then..."
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---'Mou takumou more or less means 'geez, that annoys me' - i did have him saying 'thats so unfair' but he popped into my head saying 'mou, takumou' and that was it. It couldn't be any other way. Sorry if its a bit weird, i wrote it in script format but then found out doesn't do that anymore. Sorry if its a bit weird.---
Ai: Now I shall write Chapter 2, wherein Ed performs a puppet show!
Ed: I do what? Valkyrie? What was that about a puppet show?
Ai: gone