My name is Ichigo to the Kurosaki
You'll eat me up faster then Wasabi
I got more swagger
Then Naruto's got in a single dagger!
Come on bring your Arrancars and your Zanpacktou shit
Cause this whole town's about to get lit
Yeah and I'm the fucking lighter
Cause my spirit energy couldn't get any higher!
Come at me bro, cause you'll regret every moment
1st season's so grand, I bet your mom even owns it!
And to you puny punks waving around a sword
But you won't be laughing when I get the last word
Kurosaki freaking mother fucking swagger!
Yeah, I just said it, does it really matter?
Just think about it Aizen
Cause my level's just risen
Oh hell yeah, going past Super Sayian
All you real fans know what I'm saying!
Aizen ain't got nothing besides a curl
Even his smile makes me wanna hurl
No wonder he created another universe
His face set the whole SoulSociety in reverse
I may admit he's got brains
But I'm the one making it rain!
You call this a butter knife, punk?
Prepare to get spread like a lump
Cause when I get done you won't know what hit ya
Piss me off and the beast inside may getchya
And if you are a pathetic Bleach hater
Well, what are doing tonight or maybe later?
I got the reason and I got the time
To go Bankai on your ass, maybe then you'll change your mind!
You fangirls latch on me like a leach
But does it matter? It's fucking Bleach!
When you watch me and your eyes grow big
Just know it's the Kurosaki that you dig
Orange hair swayin through the wind!
Your boyfriend can only pretend!
He may dress like me
Talk and act like me
But he will never be
The one and only Kurosaki
Shonen Jump displays me, cause there ain't no other!
I'm going Shinigami all over this cover!
You want Jershey Shore, well here it is!
The 'Situation' is Kurosaki's biz!
Senses on my head when my hair starts to tweak
So bring it on you evil freak!
Watch me go Hollow on there asses, kids!
Aizen ain't shit without those glasses, kids!
In Hueco Mundo, when my business is done
This place is blowing out and then I've won
I'm walking out with my homies at my side
Then we heading back to the town where we reside
And when Tite brings another season on
You better be right there singing along
Cause Kurosaki's never leaving till it's through!
Kurosaki's never been better, that's how I do!