My name is Ichigo to the Kurosaki

You'll eat me up faster then Wasabi

I got more swagger

Then Naruto's got in a single dagger!

Come on bring your Arrancars and your Zanpacktou shit

Cause this whole town's about to get lit

Yeah and I'm the fucking lighter

Cause my spirit energy couldn't get any higher!

Come at me bro, cause you'll regret every moment

1st season's so grand, I bet your mom even owns it!

And to you puny punks waving around a sword

But you won't be laughing when I get the last word

Kurosaki freaking mother fucking swagger!

Yeah, I just said it, does it really matter?

Just think about it Aizen

Cause my level's just risen

Oh hell yeah, going past Super Sayian

All you real fans know what I'm saying!

Aizen ain't got nothing besides a curl

Even his smile makes me wanna hurl

No wonder he created another universe

His face set the whole SoulSociety in reverse

I may admit he's got brains

But I'm the one making it rain!

You call this a butter knife, punk?

Prepare to get spread like a lump

Cause when I get done you won't know what hit ya

Piss me off and the beast inside may getchya

And if you are a pathetic Bleach hater

Well, what are doing tonight or maybe later?

I got the reason and I got the time

To go Bankai on your ass, maybe then you'll change your mind!

You fangirls latch on me like a leach

But does it matter? It's fucking Bleach!

When you watch me and your eyes grow big

Just know it's the Kurosaki that you dig

Orange hair swayin through the wind!

Your boyfriend can only pretend!

He may dress like me

Talk and act like me

But he will never be

The one and only Kurosaki

Shonen Jump displays me, cause there ain't no other!

I'm going Shinigami all over this cover!

You want Jershey Shore, well here it is!

The 'Situation' is Kurosaki's biz!

Senses on my head when my hair starts to tweak

So bring it on you evil freak!

Watch me go Hollow on there asses, kids!

Aizen ain't shit without those glasses, kids!

In Hueco Mundo, when my business is done

This place is blowing out and then I've won

I'm walking out with my homies at my side

Then we heading back to the town where we reside

And when Tite brings another season on

You better be right there singing along

Cause Kurosaki's never leaving till it's through!

Kurosaki's never been better, that's how I do!