Fluttershy walked to the carousel boutique to ask Rarity something. "How should I go about it?" thought Fluttershy. "What will be Rarity's Reaction? Will she be disappointed?"
Before she knew it, she was there. "R-R-Rarit-ty?" asked Fluttershy. "Yes?" replied Rarity. "I-I-need some help." "With what?" "D-D-Dating." "You've never been on a date before? I'm surprised. You have your personality, your mane, and not to mention your wonderful pelt!"
"You really think I'm that pretty!" Asked Fluttershy now smiling. "Yes, I do. And I'm also wondering… Have any other ponies asked you out?" Said Rarity. "Yes…but I've turned them all down." "Why!" "Because I thought that they were too good for me." "Wait, you said you've turned them all down. How many is that?" "Well, all my time in ponyville it's been 22." "20 FREAKING 2! Well we will DEFINITLEY have to get you colt-friend! I know a place that has a lot of stallions."
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"Pony Express Bar?" Asked Fluttershy. "I really don't come here that often." "Why's that?" Asked Rarity. "Well A: I don't want to get drunk and not feed my animals. And B: The name is dumb." "Well forget those flaws and let's get focused. First you need to get their attention. Then you ask some questions that make them look good. And finally you give off the final compliment such as 'you're cute' got it?" "Yes."
The waiter came over to their table. He had a dark blue pelt with straight hair. "Now's your chance." Said Rarity, nudging Fluttershy. "Here are your lettuce and tomato sandwiches miss Rarity and your extra crispy paprika hay fries miss…" "Fluttershy" answered Fluttershy. "And I don't remember asking for paprika, but these are really good!" "Why thank you" "Do you grow the hay in the back for the fries?" "Yep, that's how we get the fresh taste." "Wow, you're really nice, thank you. Now you need to go serve others." "Thank you for coming!"
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"Wow… I don't know what to say Fluttershy." Said Rarity. "That was amazing. You have a gift." "Thank you Rarity. I plan on using your tips on every pony I wish to date.
POSTLUDE
Rarity's tips worked perfectly and she married Big Macintosh THE END.