The Original Donkey Kong
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: Donkey Kong, Mario, and all other characters are owned by Nintendo. What you are about to read was written by a schoolgirl that has started high school and is fifteen years old.
Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): This is my very first Donkey Kong fiction, ever. Therefore, I will be accepting both positive and constructive criticism; for more information, please see my flame policy on my profile. (You'll get toast, either way.)
Also, this will be based on the theory that Cranky Kong was indeed the Donkey Kong in the original arcade game (where Mario was a carpenter named Jumpman and the damsel in distress was some lady named Pauline) and that the current DK is actually Donkey Kong, Junior.
And without further ado… enjoy!
Chapter One: The Crime
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It was a beautiful day at Kongo Jungle: the sun was shining, causing the treetops to take on an emerald green shade, the bananas were growing and nary had a mishap occurred at the nearby Monkey Mines. The temperature was a bit cooler than normal (especially for a tropical island), and the nearby sea was a rare calm.
As for the temporary occupants of Kong Kollege, it was everything but tranquil. The four students had decided that they didn't need to follow the teacher, Wrinkly Kong's instructions.
"Children!" Wrinkly yelled as she barely avoided being hit in the head by a coconut. "Quit doing this!"
BONK! A barrel flew across the room and smashed against Wrinkly's chest. The ape grabbed a chair to keep herself from falling. She screamed:
"ALL RIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU THREW THAT BARREL?"
Except for Kiddy Kong, who started crying out of fear, everyone looked at her without speaking.
"Very well, then. I did not want to do this, but I believe I'm going to have to punish all four of you since the culprit won't confess."
Dixie panicked. Huffing, she pointed at Diddy and yelped, "It was Diddy, Wrinkly! It was Diddy!"
Wrinkly turned over to her oldest male student. "Is this true, Diddy?"
Diddy shook his head. "No…"
"Are you being honest? If you aren't right now, then your punishment will be far worse."
"Eep! Okay, okay, I did it, Wrinkly!"
"Very well then… Your punishment is to go to Cranky's cabin, listen to one of his stories, and write a full tablet summary about it. Be sure to write it in your smallest and neatest handwriting!"
"Oh, come on!"
"Diddy, if you don't do it by exactly a day from now, you'll be the one hit by a barrel!"
Diddy gulped.
The old ape smiled. "Except for Diddy, no one gets homework. Class is dismissed."
Everyone else quickly ran through the door and into the symbolic freedom that was their jungle home. For the carried away by Wrinkly Diddy, however, it would be his last moment of liberty until Cranky was done with his tale.
End of Chapter One
A/N: I'll see y'all as soon as I can, but until next time, have a great day!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91