A/N: Historygeek and I would like to wish all of you lovelies a very Happy Thanksgiving and as a sort of Thanksgiving present, we present this marvelous beautiful sequel to you all. We can promise that it's going to be just as TWISTED as the first one *Ba Dum Tss*
Anyway, enough of DKP and her bad jokes. Here's our story we give to you.
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the unoriginal characters in this story. If we did…well, it'd be awesome.
Kim walked into her lounge and groaned, she had been hoping that her friends were joking about throwing her a bachelorette party, "Must we do this?"
"Yes." Replied Alex handing her friend a sour apple shot, "It'll be fun."
"You're idea of fun and mine differ greatly." Huffed Kim wincing as she downed the shot. "That stuff is vile."
"Be glad Serena's not here, she wouldn't let you take a green drink from a stranger and face it they don't come much stranger than Cabot." Smirked Abbie as she refilled their glasses.
"Watch it!" Warned Alex before raising her glass, "A toast, to Kimmy and her Princess Serena."
Rolling her eyes at her friends Kim downed her shot and tuned them out as she remembered the day she proposed to Serena.
Kim had spent weeks trying to find the perfect way to propose to the blonde, she had the ring hidden in the back of her closet for months until she came up with the perfect plan. One afternoon she was standing in her office staring out of the window at the snow, trying not to laugh at the people sliding on the ice, when the perfect idea hit her. Several phone calls later her plan was in place, now all she had to do was not get her friends to help.
Heading across to her friends office she knocked on the door, "Hey Case, you have a minute?"
"For you, I have two." Smiled Casey.
"Okay before I start, there will be no hugging and no squealing. Understand?" Seeing Casey nod she went on, "I need your help with something. I want to propose to Serena and I have a plan but it requires a little help from you." Explained Kim.
"Kim that's fantastic, what do you need?" Replied Casey in an excited voice.
"I've booked the ice rink in the park for tomorrow night, Serena knows I hate ice skating so if I ask her to go, she'll be suspicious, so can you invite her skating and then bring her to the rink?"
"What time?"
"It should be dark be seven and that will give me time to set everything up."
"Who knew you were so romantic, Serena's a lucky woman." Smiled Casey as she typed the email to Serena.
"You can talk, your wife sends you flowers every week and worships the ground you walk on." Replied Kim.
"I know, she's kind of wonderful." Smiled Casey, "Serena agreed, so everything is set."
"Good." Replied Kim.
The following evening Casey met Serena and the two headed to the ice rink in the park, as they got close Serena frowned, "Case, I'm not sure it's open it's really quiet."
"Lets just check." Replied Casey.
As they rounded the corner, they could see the rink lit by candles and fairy lights, soft music playing in the back ground. Kim standing in the middle of the rink a path of rose petals leading from the edge of the rink to where she was standing.
"Have fun." Whispered Casey before walking away.
Taking a deep breath Serena stepped on the ice and headed towards where Kim was standing, "Hi."
"Hi." Smiled Kim, pecking Serena on the lips before handing the blonde a mug of hot chocolate. "This is for you."
"Thank you." Smiled Serena, moaning as she took a sip of the rich drink. "Kim this is beautiful, what's the occasion?"
Dropping to one knee, Kim pulled the small velvet box from her jacket pocket, "Serena, I know I'm not always the easiest person to be with, I can and distant, I don't always show my emotions, it take me a while to pick up on your suggestions and I can be hard work, but I love you, I love you more than anyone else in the world could possibly love you. I have loved you for so long and whenever I think I can't love you anymore you prove me wrong and I fall for you all over again. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't feel blessed that you love me and want to be with me. I want to marry you and have children with you, even if that means watching endless Disney movies. So, Serena Elizabeth Southerlyn will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"
"Yes, God yes." Whispered Serena pulling off her glove so Kim could slip the princess cut diamond ring on her finger before pulling her close for a deep kiss.
She was pulled from her thought by a knock at the door, "Who else are we expecting?"
"That's probably Liv." Smiled Alex, heading to answer the door, "Hey, Liv come on in, you're a few drinks behind."
"Well then, catch me up." Replied Liv, with a wide grin.
Several drinks later the buzzer sounded letting them know their car had arrived, as much as Kim wanted to protest she knew it was futile and it would just be easier to just go along with her friends. Heading outside she groan at the giant pink Hummer her friends had arranged, "Really?"
"Hell yeah!" Cheered Abbie.
Groaning again Kim climbed in next to Abbie and Liv whilst Alex got in last after giving the driver directions, "We need to make one more stop." Grinned Alex.
"What are you planning Cabot?" Asked Kim through narrowed eyes.
"Nothing, we just need to pick one more person up and then we can hit the club and get our groove on." Grinned Alex giving her shoulders a wiggle.
"I'm going to hate this aren't I?" Sighed Kim.
In response to her question Liv handed her a glass of champagne, "Probably, but a few of these will help!"
"Come on Kimmy, it'll be fun." Grinned Abbie, taking the bottle from Liv and refilling everyone's glasses, "Let's get this party started!"
Twenty minutes later they had picked up a smirking Elizabeth Donnelly who had blackmailed Alex into an invitation after catching her and Casey in a heavy make out session and pulled up outside a burlesque club.
"No! Absolutely not!" Hissed Kim as she realized where they were.
"Come on Kim! It'll be fun." Pouted Alex.
"Come on Greylek or I'll tell them about finding your panties in the conference room." Added Donnelly.
"Kimmy you dog." Drawled Abbie.
"I hate you all." Hissed Kim as she marched towards the club, "And for the record you did just tell them about the panties and they weren't mine….they were Serena's."
"Go Kimmy!" Called Abbie, Alex and Liv, making the attorney flush a deep shade of pink.
Heading inside they headed to the table Alex had reserved and ordered a round of drinks, "I know, lets play never have I ever." Suggested Abbie, "I'll even go first."
"How do you play?" Asked Liz.
"Some makes a statement such as, never have I ever seen a Disney movie and then anyone who has seen a Disney movie has to down a shot." Explained Liv, "But knowing Carmichael it's not going to be clean."
"Then I'm in." Grinned Liz.
"I'm not sure I want to play this with my boss." Mumbled Kim.
"Oh shhhh, I'll teach you young Padawan's a thing or two." Replied Liz.
"Okay then master teach us." Smirked Liv handing each woman a shot glass.
"Never have I ever used handcuffs during sex."
Rolling her eyes Kim downed her shot as did all her friends.
"My turn." Grinned Abbie, "Never have I ever had to go to A&E with a sex injury." Laughing as a scowling Olivia was the only one to down her shot.
"I hate you." Muttered the Detective.
"Details." Asked Alex.
Sending Abbie another glare Liv replied, "You remember that sprained wrist I had a few months back? It wasn't from the gym. That's all you get, my girlfriend is like the reincarnate of Annie freaking Oakley and I don't fancy being a feature on an episode of Snapped."
"Okay…" Drawled Alex filing that information away for the next time one of them needed to stay and do paperwork. "Never have I ever had sex to a Disney sound track."
Both Abbie and Kim downed their shots before looking at each other and saying, "Serena." In unison.
"Liv, you're up." Grinned Alex.
"Never have I ever flashed my boobs at a judge." Replied Liv with a smirk at Abbie, who scowled and downed her shot as did Liz.
"Wait, what?" Asked Kim looking between the two women.
"Christmas party a few years back I flashed Judge Ross." Replied Abbie.
"Why?" Asked Kim.
"I was drunk and Liv dared me to." Replied Abbie with a shrug.
"Idiots." Muttered Kim with a shake of the head before she remembered Liz had also downed her shot, "Don't tell me you flashed Ross too?"
"No, Lena." Replied Liz.
"Lena as in Lena Petrovsky?" Asked Liv.
"Yes, I lost a bet and that's all you get." Replied Liz.
"That's all I want." Mumbled Abbie, "Okay Kimmy, your turn."
"Never have I ever had a one night stand." Replied Kim, shaking her head as everyone but her downed their glass.
They continued their game for several more rounds the questions getting more and more personal as they consumed more alcohol, "Your turn Kimmy." Slurred Abbie.
Thinking for a second Kim replied, "Never have I ever had a lap dance you have to pay for." Rolling her eyes as all but she and Liz downed their shot, she excused herself to the restroom.
As soon as Kim was out of sight Alex flagged the hostess over, "My friend Kimmy is getting married and she's never had a lap dance, we need one."
"I'll send someone over." Smiled the hostess.
Coming back from the bathroom and a large glass of water Kim realized she was actually enjoying herself. Sitting back in her chair she smiled at Alex, "I'm having a good time, thank you."
"You're welcome." Grinned Alex handing Kim another drink just as the lights dimmed and a spot light shone on her.
"What the…" Started Kim as a buxom blonde walked towards her in a small corset and high heels, "Alexandra!"
"Relax." Grinned Alex.
As the woman reached Kim she bend over fully exposing her ample cleavage to a wide eyed Kim, before proceeding to grind against Kim in a series of erotic moves.
"Make her stop touching me!" Hissed Kim, much to the amusement of her friends as the stripped continued to grind against her. Kim could feel herself blushing as the blonde pressed her breasts into her and abruptly stood up, knocking the blonde to the floor as silence spread through the club, "I am so sorry." Mumbled Kim.
"What the hell!" Snapped the dancer from her spot on the floor.
"I'm sorry." Muttered Kim as her friend's laughter reached her ears.
"What's going on?" Demanded the hostess as she helped the dancer to her feet.
"She kept touching me. I don't like to be touched." Muttered Kim.
"Unless it's by Southerlyn, last time I walk into an office without knocking." Shivered Liz.
"Oh God." Muttered Kim, putting her head in her hands, "I'm really sorry."
"Sorry isn't good enough, I want you out now." Replied the hostess.
"Ah, come on she said she was sorry." Replied Abbie with a flirty smile.
"Leave now or I call the police." Ordered the hostess.
"Fine, were going. I'm sorry." Apologized Liv as she tried to stand up only to trip over Abbie's purse, sending her and the hostess crashing to the floor.
"Dude, you totally just fell over." Smirked Abbie.
"No, I attacked the floor." Replied Liv as she used Alex to pull herself back to her feet.
"Backwards." Snorted Kim.
"I'm freaking talented." Replied Liv as she attempted to buff her nails on her jacket.
"That's it." Snapped the hostess as she climbed back to her feet.
"Is there a problem here?" Asked a uniformed office that had just arrived on the scene.
"No problem officer." Hiccupped Liv, "Just a miss understanding."
"Wow he is young!" Muttered Abbie, "Are you even old enough to be in here?"
"Yes Ma'am I am. Now let's go." Replied the Officer with a blush.
"If we show you Kimmy's boobs will you let us off?" Asked Abbie attempting to grab Kim and missing sending herself and the young officer to the floor, "If you wanted me on top, you shoulda just asked."
"That's it, you're all under arrest." Snapped the Officer.
"Come on there's no need for that, I'm a Detective and so is Blondie. We'll just go home and have a sleep." Replied Liv, only to find her wrists being dragged behind her and placed in cuffs a fate quickly shared by the others.
"I can't believe you got us arrested." Hissed Kim as she was shoved in the back of the squad car next to Alex.
"Chill, I'll call Casey and she'll smooth it all over." Replied Alex as they started their journey to the drunk tank.
Arriving at the station they were quickly printed and shoved it to a holding cell, as she looked around Liv gave a low whistle and whispered, "Might not want to mention what we do for a living."
"Oh really? Because I was about to announce that two of New York's finest have just got us thrown in here with a load of cheap rate hookers." Snapped Kim her voice traveling around the cell, making her eyes widen in horror as she realized everyone was staring at the five of them.
"Hey ladies." Smiled Alex giving a small wave.
"Detective Benson, that you?" Asked one of the older looking woman.
"Precious!" Replied Liv throwing her arms around the woman.
"She's okay, she's one of the good guys." Replied Precious.
"Thank God for that, I was worried we'd have to have a dance off." Replied Alex a smirk in place.
"Like your skinny ass can Twerk." Challenged Precious with a raised eyebrow.
"Thank you for saying my ass is skinny, but I can Twerk." Replied Alex, "Come on Abbs lets show them how it's done."
At almost four months pregnant Casey Cabot was not happy as she marched down the familiar corridor towards the holding cells, she noticed the stares of the officers milling around. They weren't used to the aloof ADA looking anything but put together, yet here she was at almost one in the morning, hair wet from the rain, no make-up, sweat pants, paired with one of her wife's NYPD hooded jumpers, complete with a small hole in the sleeve and her icy mask firmly in place.
Reaching the door she flashed her ADA badge and gave the guard a small smile as she stepped through. Heading towards the holding cell she scanned the occupants for her wife, growling when she saw her 'Twerking' with an equally as intoxicated Abbie Carmichael who appeared to be blending Twerking with some kind of line dancing cheered on by what appeared to be several prostitutes.
"Alexandra Cabot! What the hell do you think you are doing?" Asked Casey her voice filled with icy fury.
Alex paused mid 'Twerk' and straightened up her eye's growing comically wide when she heard her wife's voice, "Case?"
"Look everyone its Mrs. Cabot." Called Abbie, "Say hi."
"Shhhh!" Hissed Olivia Benson as she tried to stand up, only to fall back down on her ass with a giggle, "She's pissssed! If we stay very still she will go away, I saw it on the Animal Planet."
"Oh Casey, thank god." Mumbled Kimberly Greylek as she headed to the bars, "Get me out of here, people keep touching me. You know I don't like to be touched by people."
"What the hell happened?" Asked Casey, "It was supposed to be a few drinks."
"It's a long story." Sighed Kim running a hand through her hair, "But it's all Abbie and Alex's fault."
"What if Donnelly finds out about this?" Demanded Casey, not at all surprised her wife was one of the ring leaders.
"Oh, I think you'll find me surprisingly understanding." Added a new voice.
"Seriously?" Sighed Casey as she looked at her boss holding an ice pack to her face. Sighing again she turned to the officer next to her, "Those five are mine."
"Ahh Case, we have to take Precious with us." Hissed Alex in a 'quiet' voice, "She's my sister from another mother."
"Don't push it Cabot." Muttered Casey.
"But pleaseeeeeee." Whined Alex.
"Now Alexandra." Ordered Casey.
Giving a petulant sigh Alex replied, "Fine. I'm sorry Precious, but next time I'm in the hood, I'll stop by and if it's a girl Precious is totally going to be a name we consider."
"You got it girl and you weren't kidding your wife is smoking." Replied the prostitute known as Precious.
"I know and her boobs keep getting bigger and she constantly horny! I love pregnancy!" Grinned Alex only to wince as she received a hard kick in the shin, "What the hell Kimmy?"
Slinging her arm around Kim's shoulders Abbie turned back to the cells occupants, "Thanks ladies, it was a pleasure getting to know y'all."
"You're welcome to stay Abigail." Hissed Kim shrugging Abbie's arm off from around her shoulders.
"And miss time with you, not a chance slugger." Grinned Abbie, almost falling to the floor without Kim's support.
"I hate you!" Muttered Kim.
"Yes, yes we all hate Carmichael, but can we please get out of here." Replied Liz.
"Hey, you all keep blaming me when it was Kimmy who threw the first punch." Protested Abbie as she followed the others out of the cell.
Casey span on her heel so quickly Kim jumped back knocking into a wobbly Liv, who fell over taking Alex, Abbie, Liz and one of the officers to the ground with her.
"Opps." Giggled Liv.
"I'll give you oops Benson." Muttered Liz as she got to her feet attempting to maintain the small amount of dignity she had left.
Ignoring the four women and one officer on the floor Casey pinned Kim with an icy glare, "Kimberly?"
"It's not how it sounds." Replied Kim with a gulp.
"Then how was it?" Demanded Casey, trying to hold back her smile as she watched Liv, Alex and Abbie trying to detangle themselves and climb to their feet.
"As Serena is away these idiots thought they would throw me a bachelorette party."
"Because you and Serena are getting married and then you're gonna have lots of babies because you're whipped." Replied Alex in a sing song voice.
"Anyway, it got a little out of hand." Finished Kim with a glare at her so called best friend.
"Whatever." Sighed Casey as she led them to the main desk, where Amanda and Erin were waiting having arrived whilst Casey was arranging their release.
"Manda." Called Liv, throwing herself in to her girlfriends' arms, "I love you, you're so sexy, I think it's the accent or your ass or your boobs. I love your boobs!"
"Wow, you are super drunk." Replied Amanda, holding her lover upright whilst stopping the older woman's wandering hands.
"Haha, I always knew you were a boob woman!" Smirked Abbie, Benson the boob!"
"Abigail." Hissed Erin.
"That's it baby say my name!" Smirked Abbie.
"Say my name, say my name. When no one is around you say baby I love you." Sung Alex as she and Abbie started Line Twerking again.
"Oh God. I'm going to kill her." Groaned Casey.
"I'll help you hide the body." Muttered Kim.
"No, you'll be in the shallow grave next to her." Hissed Casey, making Kim gulp.
Arriving home Casey put a singing Alex to bed before making sure Kim was comfortable in the guest room, sliding into bed she smiled as her wife pulled her close, "I love you Mrs. Cabot."
"I love you too Detective Cabot, but be warned if I ever have to come bail your drunk ass out of jail again I will show Kim those pictures of you with a Mohawk. " Replied Casey, giving a laugh when she got a soft snore in response.
Little comedic intro there. I'm sure you all cracked up reading it. We know we did.
Also! To the Guest who asked awhile back: No Historygeek and I are not a couple…though she desperately wishes that we were, alas, we are not. I'm out of her league ;)
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