Told you I was going to make a comedy. Here goes nothing. I don't own anything and I'm glad I don't because running a cartoon has got to be hard.
Robin woke up late into a Sunday morning and walked into the kitchen. Starfire was sitting on the counter giggling like always and Beast Boy was helping himself to left over tofu.
"Where's Raven and Cyborg?" Robin asked drearily.
"Morg maxin far." Beast Boy said with a full mouth. Robin just looked at him and shook his head. "Cyborg is waxing the car and Raven is still in her room." Starfire beamed.
Robin looked out the window and wasn't surprised to see some monster attacking the city. "Titans go." he yawned. This was all getting old.
"No, I don't feel like fighting anybody today." Beast Boy shrugged.
"What!" Robin wheeled around to look at Beast Boy.
"It's getting old saving the world and everything. I think I'll join the circus today." Robin just stared his mouth wide open. "Yes and I have a date." Starfire pitched in.
"With who!" Robin nearly shouted. "Hey babe ready to go?" Slade had just walked into the room. "Yes I am ready!" Starfire jumped off the counter and Slade took her by the arm.
"How did you get in here!" Robin asked rubbing his eyes. "Cyborg opened the door." Slade stated simply. Just then Raven joined the group.
"Raven thank god what is going on with everyone!" Robin was shaking Raven by the shoulders. She saw Slade and Starfire a weird look.
"OMIGOSH! You two look so cute together! Let me get a camera!" Raven ran from the room.
Robin backed up against the wall. This was insane. Cyborg walked up to Robin and tapped his shoulder.
"Robin there is something I have to tell you. I'm pregnant and it's yours!" said Cyborg with an excited grin.
"How is that even possible you're a robot! And you're a dude! And I'm a dude!" Robin stuttered.
"I thought you of all people would be happy!" Cyborg cried. "How could you Cyborg? I thought what we had was special!" Beast Boy sobbed.
"Oh please he is sooo ova you!" Raven explained walking back into the room.
"That isn't true is it Cyborg?" Beast Boy pleaded with his eyes.
"Of course it is! If it wasn't why was he in my room last night?" Raven laughed.
Beast Boy jumped on Raven and they started to fight. After a few minutes of fighting Starfire interrupted them.
"Friends glorious news! Slade and I will be married!" Robin fainted.
"Robin Roooobin? Wake up Robin!" Robin awoke to see Starfire sitting on the edge of his bed. "Come on silly you'll be late" she giggled tugging at his arm. "For what?"
"My wedding to Slade of course!"
"AHHHHHHHH!" Robin screamed sitting up in bed. He wiped the sweat from his fore head. "Glad that's over." He sighed. Something moving in the corner caught his eye.
"Who's there?" he shouted into darkness.
"It is batman."
"Oh..okay batman…wait a minute what is batman doing here?" Robin questioned.
A giant blue teddy bear stepped into Robin's line of vision. "Will this ever end!" Robin screamed putting the covers over his head.
Robin felt someone pulling him up. "Come on we have to get you back to the cave."
Robin could see dark figures moving around him. "He'll be okay right?" "Of course he just needs some rest." Two men were having a conversation. That's when Robin blacked out.
When he woke it was to the familiar faces of Bruce Wayne and his faithful butler. "Batman what happened?" he asked. "You inhaled some of the joker's gas."
"I had the weirdest dream. It was about the Teen Titans." "Who on earth are the Teen Titans?" Batman questioned.
Robin thought for a moment. "I don't know. After all it was just a dream."
If you laughed yay! If you didn't then maybe you should stop working so hard. Review or I'll…..Well I can't really do anything because you probably live in Canada or across the country and I don't have money for gas. Sorry about that.