Chapter Number One!!!!! 新暁 (New Akatsuki)
From The NewAkatsuki Fan Fiction by Ava-Sama and Shiori-Chan
Mornings were tough in the New Akatsuki base. Hard to wake up, hard to jump out of bed and say, "I'm gonna get a mission today that might get me killed!" But Suiteki Sakamotora was always trying to be optimistic. She leaped out of bed, got dressed, and greeted Sasori's ghost (who was the only ghost that could stay for more than a day), as she ran down the stairs to the dining hall. She lived on the fifth floor, and it wasn't too long of a way down, unlike the leader, who lived on the top floor. She ate some cereal for breakfast, and milk on the side, because putting it in the cereal made it mushy. She also ate a small cup of fruit and a protein bar, because she doesn't believe in eating meat or eggs at breakfast time, unless it's a holiday. Her partner, Ki, was there too, eating eggs, bacon, and toast, with what looked suspiciously like blood on it. But that didn't bother Suiteki, she was used to Ki's eating habits by now.
The only thing she was really dreading was the meeting at 10:00. Many members would be grumpy, because they liked waking up at noon, but that wasn't was she was anxious about. She was extremely nervous about what she was going to put in the evil plan box. It was a Monday, which was the day every member put in an evil plan for the week. Suiteki only had two hours to think up her evil plan, because her faulty alarm clock woke her up at eight instead of six! Now she didn't have her usual four hours to think up a plan! Now she was going to have to thing doubly fast! She needed the extra time, because, since she wasn't as evil as most of the members, she couldn't think up an evil plan on the spot. So, after breakfast, she set to work, writing down at least twenty evil schemes, and weeding out the crappy ones.
Soon, she was down to one plan; Operation Chakra Theft, which involved stealing all the Kage's chakra and jutsus, but it seemed like a waste. She would get around to it anyway, even without it being picked. But, it was the best she had, so she memorized it anyway.
Later, at the meeting, after the leader's many rants about changing which way the toilet paper rolls faced, they got to the scheme part of the meeting. "So, you all know the rules. Write down the scheme, put it in the box, and I'll randomly draw one. If I think it's crappy, I'll discard it, and pick a new one. I know it's review, but the newbies don't know the rules yet." the leader stated. He/she was referring to the 2 new members standing against the walls, eyes glittering dementedly. "Okay, you can start writing now" the leader nonchalantly said. Next thing you know, the sounds of 13 pens scratching paper were chorusing throughout the room like gospel music. since Suiteki had pre-written hers, she handed it in right away. The leader stared at her with those freaky rinnengan eyes, and she sat back down. And she still hated Monday mornings.
After every piece of paper was handed in, the leader shook the box up, then pulled a piece of paper out. "It's been decided that we're getting more members this week. Or, at least, that's what it says to do on the paper. I say, let's go for it. We still have seven rings left." the leader stated. Suiteki was just glad hers wasn't pulled out. Because only she could of done that mission. But now she'd have friends who could go with her. And that made her predicament better.