Authors Note- The idea for this came from somone post on my face book wall, and as i was walking my dog, i kinda changed it all alround, and, meh, got this... I also listened to 'I bet you look good on the dancefloor' by the Artic Monkeys, which is where the idea of Craig being stoned came from, so yeah... Just enjoy it, and reveiw, they mean so much to me 3
Tweek poked at the mush before him tentatively, since the rat in the mash incident last month he always double checked the meal before putting it anywhere near his mouth. After 5 minutes of picking around, it was clear the meal was safe to eat, before re-joining a conversation with Butters and Kyle. He had been so focused on messing with his food they conversation subject had totally changed.
"….And then he took me out to the middle of starks pond, blind folded, and all across the water were petals and these little boats that had lanterns in them, It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen." Kyle finishes, Tweek vaguely caught the first part, something about a movie.
"Aw, gee, Kyle, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard!" Butters replies. Tweek staring blankly at the both of them, still not fully sure what they were talking about, he was sure it had something to do with Stan.
"I remember this one time fellas, when my parents had just grounded me for misplacing the chocolate milk…..again, and there I was crying in my room. Then there was a tap on the window, and there was Kenny in his Mysterion outfit, he came to save me!"
"R-really? That's so-ngh- romantic," Tweek stutters, taking in a mouthful of carrots.
"Is'nt it?" Kyle agrees, briefly glancing at Tweek.
"What's the most romantic thing Craig's ever done for you Tweek?" Butters asks, taking a sip from his grape flavoured juice carton.
"Well, urm…. I, er, GAH, THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE MAN!"
" Comon Tweek, Craig must've don't something romantic?" Kyle questions.
" Well, I-i guess, this may count…." Tweek asks unsurely.
"Alright, gee Tweek, don't keep us waitin any longer!" Butters says, cheery as ever.
"Well, it was a few weeks ago, and Craig had gone out to a club with Clyde, I could'nt go because I had to work my shift at Harbucks, and then Craig comes in, but he didn't recognise me."
"That doesn't sound very romantic…." Kyle sniggers.
"Well as I was taking off his shirt to change it in the back he said- No stop! I have a boyfriend! I am so proud of him."
Kyle and Butters look at each other and then back at Tweek, somewhat blown away. Before Stan, Kenny and Craig walk up.
"Hey guys" Kenny says, sitting down next to Butters, causing him to drop his fork, not making eye contact with his boyfriend Kenny.
"Hi Tweekers!" Craig says waving enthusiastically before placing a gentle kiss on Tweek's forehead as he sat down.
"H-hi Craig!" He responds.
Butters and Kyle look at each other, rolling their eyes before grabbing their trays and making a swift exit.
"What's up with them?" Stan asks, watching the two leave the hall. Kenny and Craig shrug.
"Oh my god, I don't know!" Tweek panicks, tugging on that messy mane of his
"They've just got sand in their vaginas because Craig's a romantic bastard!" Cartman and Clyde yell from the other side of the lunch hall, grinning manically.
"I am?" Craig asks, oblivious.
"Y-yes, yes you are Craig." Tweek smiles at him, and Craig, smiles back.