For us canadians thankgiving just passed and that equals the countless suffering of turkeys from the company butterball, google peta2 for more info. They are tortured, hung, and its just terrible. So here my next redo of a song dedicated to the turkeys!

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FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE
Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying!
At butterball headquarters!

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living

ALL FIVE HOMELESS
Can't You people buy some damn tofu!
These turkeys are slaughtered just for you
They won't be merry
I wont be Merry
Tho Merry is In My Vocabulary

No Turkey
No Torture
No Agony
No Misery

No Ache
No Anguish
No

"Hurting the poor turkeys"

ALL FIVE
Hurting the poor turkeys

No more, Oh woe
And All they do is grow

VENDORS
Fat, cats, Abuse, Bruise
Strikes, Spare thee
Red flags, Body bags
knivews, here our plea

VENDOR #1
Tortured and dying
Feel Like Crying

ALL
There lives seem grim- Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDOR #2
How About A feather
In Perfect Shape
Owned By An MBA From Uptown
I Got A boa
Broken In By A Greedy
Broker Who Went Broke
And Then Broke Down

COLLINS
You Don't Have To Do This

ANGEL
Hush Your Mouth, It's Christmas

COLLINS
I Do Not Deserve You, Angel

COLLINS
Give - Give
All You Do

Is Give
Give Me Some
Way To Show
How You've Touched
Me So

ANGEL
Wait - What's On
The Floor?
Let's See Some
More
No - No - No...

ANGEL
Kiss Me - It's Beginning To Snow

MARK
... She Said, 'Would You Light My Candle"
And She Put On A Pout
And She Wanted You
To Take Her Out Tonight?

ROGER
Right

MARK
She Got You Out!

ROGER
She Was More Than Okay
But I Pushed Her Away
It Was Bad - I Got Mad
And I Had To Get Her Out Of My Sight

MARK
Wait, Wait Wait - You Said She Was
Sweet

ROGER
Let's Go Eat I'll Just Get Fat
It's The One Vice Left-When You're
Dead Meat
There - That's Her

MARK
Not turkey!

ROGER
Mimi!

MARK
Woe!

ROGER
I Should Go

BOTH
Hey - It's Beginning To Snow

COPS
I'm Dreaming Of A White thanksgiving

MIMI & JUNKIES
Follow The Mans - Follow The Mans
With His Pockets Ful Of The yams
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
Help Me Out, Daddy
If You Can

Got Any D Man?

THE MAN
I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES
Got Any C Man

THE MAN
I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES
Got Any X
Any Smack
Any Horse
Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow?

ROGER
Hey

MIMI
Hey

ROGER
I Just Want To Say
I'm Sorry For The Way --

MIMI
Forget It

ROGER
I Blew Up
Can I Make It Up To You?

MIMI
How?

ROGER
Dinner Party?

MIMI
That wont Do

THE MAN
Hey Lover Boy - Cutie Pie
You Steal My Client - You Die

ROGER
You Didn't Miss Me - You Won't Miss Her
You'll Never Lack For Customers

JUNKIES
I'm Willin'
I'm Illin'
I Gotta Get My Sickness Off

Gotta Run, Gotta Ride
Gotta Gun, Gotta Hide -- Gotta Go

THE MAN
And It's Beginning To Snow

BENNY
(On cellular phone)
Wish Me Luck Alison -
The Protest Is On

COAT VENDOR
L. L. Bean,
Geoffrey Beene
Burburry Zip Out
Lining JUNKIES
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man
Got Any Crack
Got Any X

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living -

ROGER
Mark, This Is Mimi -

MARK/MIMI
Hi

ROGER
She's Be Dining - (With Us)

COAT VENDOR
Here's A New Arrival

THE MAN
That Is An Ounce

VENDORS
Fat, Cats, Rats

COLLINS
That's My Coat!

COAT VENDOR
We Give Discounts

MARK
I Think We've Met

ANGEL
Let's Get A Better One

COLLINS
It's A Sham

MIMI
That's What He Said

THE MAN
I Said It's A YAM!

COLLINS
But She's A Thief!

ANGEL
But She Brought Us Together

BENNY
Which Investor Is Coming?

COLLINS
I'll Take The feather

BENNY
Your Father? - Damn!

HOMELESS & VENDORS
Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying!
At butterball headquarters!

Once You Protest You Can Go
Celebrate thanksgiving
You'll Feel Cheery not hurting
I'll Feel Cherry
Tho' I Dont Really Know That Theory

No Tukey
No torture
No anguish
No pain
No MURDER!

COPS
Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying!
At butterball headquarters!

Fa La La La - Fa La La La
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent Night Holy Night

Fall On Your Knees On Night Divine
You'll Do Some Time
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La La

JUNKIES
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man?
Got Any X? - Crack?

Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying! Turkeys are dying!
At butterball headquarters!

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Five

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
No Way
Twenty Four

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Four

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Four

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Not Today
Twenty Three

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Three

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Three

ANGEL
Fifteen
It's Old

COAT VENDOR
Twenty Two

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Twenty One

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Seventeen

ANGEL
Fifteen

COAT VENDOR
Fifteen

ANGEL & COAT VENDOR
Sold!

MARK & ROGER
Let's
Go
To
The Lot - Maureen's Performing

MIMI
Who's Maureen?

ROGER
His Ex

MARK
But I Am Over Her

ROGER
Let's Not Hold Hands Yet

MIMI
Is That A Warning

ALL THREE
He/You/I
Just
Need(s)
To Take It Slow
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I...

ALL
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To---

MAUREEN
Joanne, why musth they be in a cage?

ALL
Snow!