Barret: Yay, it's a save point foos!

Cloud: I'm outta MP.

Yuffie: I'm outta hp-I'm hungry

Tifa: Shut up, your dead. You can't be hungry.

Yuffie: Oh yeah, forgot. -shuts up-

Tifa: Oh no, not again.

-A Malboro pops up and casts bad breath on everyone-

Cloud: Ahhhh.I can't see!

Tifa: Watch where you're swinging that thing, you almost sliced my boobs!

Yuffie: Well maybe if they weren't so big.

Tifa: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Yuffie: Oh yeah, right. X_X

Cloud: Vincent, Cid, you can help ya know.

Cid: No we can't, only three at a time remember?

Tifa: Someone get rid of these statuses, cast Esuna!

Cloud: You have the heal material dumbass!

-Clouds whacks himself with his own sword and dies-

Vincent: Go Tifa, punch it!

Yuffie: Bite it!

Cid: Run!

Tifa: Ok!

-Tifa tries to run, but ends up running head first into a boulder knocking herself out-

Barret: Use a Phoenix down! Hey wait, I can do that!

-uses a Phoenix Down on himself-

Cid and Vincent: ...

-Tifa regains consciousness, but as she stands up, Barret shoots her a bunch of times -

Barret: Haha! I killed it!

Cid: You idiot.

Vincent: Ditto. I hope your soul will forever burn in the fiery pits of Hades.

Barret: Wow man.that's deep.

Vincent: Uh huh.

-the Marlboro shoots booger juice at Barret killing him, cue Game Over screen-