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Disclaimer: Hello, I do not own Harry Potter a very rich lady called J.K.Rowling does.
Harry Potter 3 Remix
Harry Potter was sitting on the train happily speeding to Hogwarts when the train came speeding to a halt. Everything went icy cold. Someone out side was creeping along. A dementor was creeping through the icy stillness. Slowly and evilly the dementor entered the compartment listing up his hood…
"Hey you author thingy I am a girl," cried the Dementor.
Harry looked up into the eyes of the strange girl and fainted. When he eventually woke up Lupin was leaning over him shouting or singing very loudly.
"Eat chocolate it has no purpose but it is YUMMY," he said chocolate pouring out is over loaded mouth.
"Ha Ha sucker you fainted," laughed the girl.
"Who the hell are you," Ron shouted at the strange girl.
"Well I am Laura or Stumpy but my friends call me Snoz." The girl replied.
The rest of the journey was spent with Ron and Harry asking Laura to go out with them, only to then get the reply "NO" or "FK OFF" shouted at them.
At Hogwarts a stupid frog sat gulping the school choir's song as off tune as you go. (This frog is jess to anyone who knows that story.) After a few ear splitting minutes Laura kicked jess the frog all the way to France where she was made into frog's legs by Lara the Leprechaun.
Then Dumbledore stood up and told the school to "eat our rotten pumpkins and fill yourselves up on fresh air it is good for you. Oh, and the dementor on the train was Laura our new student, who is in Gryffindor."
After eating (or not) the fat lady was smashing glasses on Harry's head. In Harry's dorm they were eating those stupid sweets that make you sound like an animal. Harry had just eaten one that made him sound like a pig, when Laura burst in.
"Oh, I am sorry, I thought there was a pig in here," Laura cried.
"That was just Harry," replied Ron.
"Oh, so it was a pig then," Laura said whilst walking away.
"Oink, Oink," Harry shouted after her.
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