He knew it wasn't the best idea, hell, it wasn't even a smart idea. He knew that what he was about to do could lead to his death… it didn't bother him; he couldn't really die anyway… but It'd hurt like a bitch.
He crept stealthily down the corridor to the grand cast iron doors at the end, slipping quietly through the doors, he snuck up close to the bed… and with a great shout… ripped the covers off of Seras.
Seras woke with a rage filled scream of, "ALLLUCAAARD!" Alucard ran from the irate No-Life-Queen; laughing hysterically. 'Totally worth it' he thought as a pissed Seras shot him with that rocket launcher masquerading as a gun, 'I should really get her some more elegant weapons for her 200th birthday.'
Leaving Alucard bleeding on the floor, Seras went back to bed saying, "I fucking just got to sleep, Alucard! The stupid fucks we're bound to now are nowhere near as good a master as Sir Integra. I'll get up in three hours; why don't you go explain to those perverted geezers that I am not their toy!"
Alucard was a little startled by this rant. Their new master were frightened of him but they foolishly believed that Seras wasn't a threat to them and they seemed to be harassing his Queen… 'Well I have been getting bored…' was the thought as he headed to his "masters'" rooms.
Fredrick Applegate Wolfgang Helsing was happily planning the next "new uniform" he would get his sexy pet to wear. He was pleased with her obedience, he made her wear a "bunny" costume on her last mission; he'd found it very… exciting.
Alucard phased through the wall. 'Shit a brick!' Fredrick thought before recovering his usual perverse demeanour, "What are you after, Alucard?" Alucard stood before his "master" silently as Fredrick grew more and more uncomfortable. As his discomfort peaked, Alucard grinned his sadistic grin, "I am after a reason," he spoke in his usual condescending tone, "the reason as to why my little queen is upset."
Fredrick was sweating bullets now. "sh-she's upset?" he asked, attempting to feign ignorance and escape the situation. 'Stupid fool' Alucard thought. His aura grew dark, flooding the room with his shadows. "You, dare LIE to me?" Alucard stepped forward. Fredrick was panicking now, "y-y-you, you can't hurt me; I hold your contracts. I am the Hellsing heir!"
Alucard grinned, "Foolish man, my bondage died with Sir Integra, I only serve now out of respect to her …" he laughed, terrifying Fredrick further, "that and I was bored." Alucard waited for his reaction, Integra would have performed beautifully; pounding the desk with her fist, a hard look in her eyes as she harshly reprimanded him for his attitude. Truly she was a worthy master.
Fredrick disappointed, doing a marvellous impression of that blonde wannabe in the white suit, what was his name, it had some sort connection to chocolate? He screamed and attempted to shoot him, screaming his worthlessness to the world. Alucard disarmed him; literally. Fredrick lie broken on the floor, Alucard looked down at the pathetic piece of mewling postulant flesh, "you the Hellsing heir? You no more deserve the title than, Integra's treacherous uncle did."
Fredrick gained enough sense in his panic addled brain to question, "What finally made you care?" Alucard bent down and glared at the decrepit old man, "because, you lecherous fuck, you pissed off Seras; only I'm allowed to do that." A shot fired through the bleeding man's skull, "truer words you've never spoken, Alucard, my Darling King."
Alucard turned to see the most beautiful sight; His Queen, framed in the doorway, glaring madly down the barrel of his jackal, sight still trained on where Fredrick's head used to be. Her shadows spinning about her in a mad dance, tossing her hair around face and causing her long, black dress to ripple about her. He bowed, as he once would have to Integra, "Yes, My Queen."