DISCLAIMER: Harry potter belongs to Jk Rowling, but I own the plot
Once
upon a time, Harry Potter came across a big hole. He looked at it,
and said " I am a big nerd. Maybe if I fall into the hole, I wont
be a nerd anymore." So Harry 'the nerd' Potter fell into the
hole. As he fell, he saw all the people from Hogwarts. Even Proffesor
McGonagall, the love of his life, was there. Soon, Harry Potter
reached the end of the hole. Once her reached the bottom, he saw a
table. It had a bag of something on it, and the sign said "SMOKE
ME" and so, Harry Pothead smoked the pot and was high for the rest
of the day. He saw many Illusions, like a smoking caterpillar (He
wanted to light it on fire.), A stupid bird, 2 really fat twins ( He
wondered if Fred and George had somehow gotten REALLY fat). Then,
near the end of the day, he went back to the table took some more of
the pot, and climbed back up the hole. When Harry Pothead got back up
to the top, he stuck a note on the pot and shoved it under
Dumbledore's door.
The next day, Dumbledore woke up and read
the note. It read: Dumbledore, this is a great new muggle sweet. You
light the end on fire and blow in some of the smoke. –Harry.
Dumbledore did as the note said, and got high on pot. He walked
around the room, and ate Fawkes's Ashes, because he hallucinated
them to be Fizzing Whisbees.
The next day, When he woke up his stomach was gone, and Fawkes was flying around, covered in blood and mucous. Dumbledore cast a spell to restore his stomach. He went down to the great hall, and distributed the joints to the student population..
The next morning, they were all high. This is why Harry Potter went out with Cho Chang, Because he was high.
The next morning , all of Hogwarts went down the hole, except for Harry The nerd, And Mione the nerd, so the started Snogging, and they all live happily ever after. THE END