A/N: Allo! My name is Cicada and I'm an alcoholic. Well, not really. You may already have heard of me from my other story, A Family Secret. You may have heard of my from my cousin's and my shared story Pirates of the Caribbean:Curse of the Mary Sue. You may just have heard of my from your friends complaining about 'that fanfiction writer who never updates' or 'that really bad writer who's stories you should never read.' Maybe you've never heard of me before and were just unlucky enough to stumble upon my story. Nevertheless I now have you within my clutches! The "Back" button cannot save you now. Wait don't leave I was just joking. Enough rambling; here's my minion Minion to read you the disclaimer.
Minion: Cicada does not own Lord of the Rings or anything already owned (Cicada: DUH. Obviously). She owns only Lila Brandybuck who IS NOT a Mary Sue. She also owns someone else but he's not important.(Mysterious Voice: HEY! I RESENT THAT!)
Cicada: ROHIRRIM! TO THE FIC!!! *The Rohirrim, lead by Éomer charge down a hill with Cicada in their midst.*
The Adventures of the Hobbit That Was Never Meant to Be.
In a land called Middle-Earth things seemed normal. A man named Aragorn questioned his past and searched for answers to his future. Valar in the shape of men broke their ancient oath to assure destruction did not reign. In the land of Mordor and ancient evil stirred. All was going as it was fated to. Suddenly something happened that was never supposed to happen. Another hobbit was born. To the average person this doesn't seem as if it would matter. The horror struck Valar, however, understood the enormity of the situation, for soon, as everyone would learn it took only one hobbit to change the destiny of an entire world.
On the 27th of Afterlithe, in the year 1395 S.R. Lila Brandybuck was born. An alternate universe was born with her.
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A small cry issued forth from the newborn as she slept rather fitfully. Her mother, Esmerelda held her close and cooed softly to her. Her father Saradoc looked on proudly at the newborn child and his beautiful wife. A young Meriadoc looked at the scene with some confusion. 'Who is this new baby and why are my parents doting on her so?' he thought with worry.
"Merry," his mother called. "Do you want to see your new baby sister?" Merry, being as curious as ever inched toward his mother. He looked down the sleeping face of the baby who was his sister. Some of his friends had little sisters. They said that they were pests and always got you into trouble. They break your toys and call you names. Plus they never get in trouble. Merry looked at the angelic face of the sleeping baby and decided, she wasn't a pest. She was actually rather cute. He took a vow, right then and there, to always protect the darling little angel. Of course babies are always cute… in the beginning.
Cicada: Well how do you like it so far? This chappie is rather short but I promise it will get longer in the meantime however… *evil grin* Please review.
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