Danzo POV
In the darkest tunnel under Konoha, a man dressed like a mummy sat at a desk. He cycled from report after report with inhuman speed. His homeland had just been attacked a month ago by the ninetailed fox. His root operatives had worked tirelessly to do his bidding for the good of his village.
"Danzo sir, I have your report." The mummy stopped what he was doing. There was one part of the day that he enjoyed. He used hand signs to allow his operative to continue.
"Sir, the child has latched on to Saya Uchiha and she has bonded to him as expected." Danzo nodded. Women were unusually easy to manipulate when given a child. He took the updated file from the operative.
They had nicknamed the child Natsu because of his scaly appearance. It was feared that an orphanage would take the child but Danzo fought for him. This child was the next Orochimaru he could feel it.
Known abilities accelerated healing, extremely durable skin, and abnormally strong muscular system.
That didn't appear impressive on its own until you knew more about the child. Every day the child became a little bit tougher, his body healed more quickly, and he became stronger.
"Danzo sir, there has been a development." Rina said. The woman had sweat beading down her face. She was one of his better medic nin. If she was nervous then there was a problem. He would have to make her training more rigorous to stamp out her emotions.
He picked himself up and followed her.
They entered the medical clinic to see one of his medic nin covered in vines. Already the vines grew from every orifice drinking the man dry of nutrients. The child sat on one of the med beds several broken needles lay on the ground. Saya Uchiha lay was nocked out cold. More than likely from Fuji's attempt to rape her again. He turned his gaze to Rina.
"What happened?" Danzo said.
"Fuji was forcing himself on Saya again but this time Natsu was in the room. He opened his mouth and pollen spewed out. It avoided Saya and latched onto Fuji. From there it grew rapidly." The woman continued to shake. Danzo shook his head at her incompetence. He would have to triple her training. A smile flashed over his face. The boy was a much better prize than the Uzumaki brat after all. It was a shame he couldn't have gotten them both.
"Take Natsu and Saya back to their cells then go to the training center for reconditioning." Danzo said.
"Yes, Danzo Sir." He smiled and walked out of the medical center.
John POV
For the record my name is John not Natsu. The teary woman like to call him little dragon we he sucked the nutrients from her tits. That was one of the rare times she didn't cry. I think I has something to do with pair bonding.
She was in a sense my mother on this world. As good as I would get without a doubt. Especially in a place like the root. My name is John, well I said that already.
Right, as an infant my mind isn't quite as powerful as it normally is. To think I was kicking ass and taking names in a dungeon before this. Heck my level was over 180, before I was dropped here. Just twenty more levels and I would have another unique skill.
Sorry, I lose track of time like this. A month has passed already and all it seems I do here is suck tit and listen to my new mother Saya. I'm an infant did I say that yet? Of course, I did.
My powers transferred with me, but my infant body wasn't strong enough to handle them. Most of my stats were still in the double digits. Way better then the run of the milk toast human. Bad when my intelligence was well in the 500ks.
The root medic nin loved their needles. They couldn't find veins and focus on piecing my constantly hardening flesh. So, they broke a bunch of needles. I watched the creepy doctor a break dozen, then turn to my mother. He tossed the needle on the ground and put his rape face on.
"Fuji no, not here not in front of the baby." He took her head and slammed it twice in the ground. I sucked in a breath and blasted him with a little black rose vine pollen. A trick I learned from a flower on the 7th floor. Did I mention I trained in a dungeon? Yea, I was op as heck.
The man barely turned his head before vines started growing from his eyes. He started screaming and his nurse ran up and started punching me in the face. Yea the bitch defended her rapist boss by trying to beat me to death. Chakra enhanced blows really hurt. That and who hits an infant, I mean come on.
"Die demon child die." Fuck you too bitch, I babbled in baby speak. My voice wasn't up to banter yet.
The medic nin ran off teary eyed to find the boss of this place Danzo. I picked a scalpel out of my face. From where she was stabbing me.
When the boss walked in, I went back to baby mode. I acted like I was playing with the needles. The old bastard sentenced the cunt to reconditioning after she dragged my mother and I back to our cell. I could practically feel the old man rubbing his hands together and going yes, I came out with the better boy toy Hiruzen take that.
This was getting exhausting. Three months have passed since then. My mother's nipples were fantastic as always. Uchiha nipples are the best nipples in my opinion. I figured out while I groped and sucked on my new mother why she couldn't escape. Her chakra channels were heavily damaged. She couldn't even direct chakra to her eyes. Her ovaries were pulped along with a kidney. If I had the motor control to crack my knuckles I would have. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I know a thing or two about healing.
Month five in the hell holes under the great tree.
I was getting my big boy powers back. To be more precise, I was growing stronger at an accelerated rate. At this rate, I would be back to my full strength by 21, yea. That's when my full power would be most convenient at 21.
Month 6
Captain the mother ships chakra channels are fully operational. Working on the kidney and ovaries. The mother unit is getting much livelier. Her eyes flashed to sharingan red and spun with three comas.
She has begun pick pocketing guards and storing kunai and shuriken. I'm all for a prison break. I just hoped she didn't leave me behind in the process.
Month 7
Her kidney is back to normal. Mana wasn't the issue humans were pretty fragile. I couldn't just put them back together with magic. I had to put them back together right with magic. That is a very important difference. When I tried to fix the broken arm of one of the medic nin her arm turned into a bone tree. The nerves were fully intact because she could be heard all around the caves.
Month 8
My mother is getting antsy. She keeps pacing and feeds me sparingly. She has memorized the guard patterns. Even though they guard's think their being clever changing up the pattern. Mother laughed while teaching me to talk. She knew how the guards randomized it, so it was more predictable than random.
That's a wrap
Yea, I'm trying something small. This is something of a gag fic and I will update it sparingly. But its fun so enjoy the parody.