Peter: I've got some bad news guys…I'm afraid we've been canceled
Lois: Oh no
Peter: Apparently they have to make room for other shows…isn't it terrible
Brian: My god…we have so much unfinished business though…I haven't had sex with Lois.
Lois: I haven't told Brian I'm never going to have sex with him.
Chris: I haven't choked the evil monkey and then put a pencil up his ass for fun.
Stewie: I haven't killed Lois.
Meg: I haven't been laid.
Stewie: My god…if we have to wait for Meg to get laid we'll never be canceled.
(Everyone laughs)
Peter: No…I'm just yankin you…I just wanted to know your innermost secrets…
Brian: Well what's yours Peter
Peter: I'm not telling you…I mean I would only tell you if the show was being canceled.
Brian: Ok…umm…the show is being canceled.
Peter: Oh my God…it can't be canceled I haven't learned my innermost secret yet.
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Peter: Ok let's not panic…we all need to complete our tasks before we're canceled.
Brian: But Peter we're not really going to be canceled.
Peter: No time to tell me that we are not going to be canceled Brian, we have to fulfill our wildest dreams before our show is canceled.
Brian: Alright…I'll play your little games…Lois let's have sex
Lois: I'm never going to have sex with you
Brian: Alright…well me and Lois are done…
Stewie: Alright mother…hold still
(Aims a gun at her head)
Lois: Ahhh
(Jumps out of the way as the bullet shoots)
Stewie: Well how the hell am I going to kill you if you jump out of the way.
(Chris is walking down stairs pulling the evil monkey behind him)
Lois: Chris is that a pencil up his ass…
Chris: Yea, I guess I'm done
Peter: Wow there really was an evil monkey living in his closet.
Stewie: My turn
(Stewie stabs Lois in the chest, and she dies)
Brian: Didn't see that coming
Stewie: Well four of us have completed the tasks set before us.
Brian: Well mine really wasn't so…
(Brian drags Lois up stairs into Peter and Lois's bedroom)
Stewie: He's going to fuck her isn't he…
Peter: No time to tell me that Brian's going to fuck my wife…I have to find out what I'm supposed to do before we're canceled.
Meg: Well, since you don't know yours I guess I'm next.
Peter: Haha…I can just picture you…hi I'm Meg, I wear glasses, I look like a fat cow.
Stewie: Oh…Spot on Spot on.
Meg: I'll show you bastards.
(Walks out the front door slamming it behind her)
Stewie: So fat man, it's just me and you here.
Peter: Stewie I can't talk I have to go find out what my density is.
Stewie: Don't you mean destiny
Peter: Yea that's it destiny.
Stewie: We'd be here forever if you had to find out your density…it would take so long to calculate.
(Silence)
Stewie: I don't have to fucking impress you.