Disclaimer: I do not own bleach at all. Not even one of these characters. I am writting this just for fun.

A/N: This fic is just humour fic. It has nothing to do with romance and descriptive things. It will be like a script. Nothing else. I would really appreciate some reviews as to if you liked my humor and such.

Chappie 1

friendly conversations between Kon, Aizen and Ichigo.

Ichigo: So Sousuke, what are your plans?

Aizen: It is Aizen-sama to you low Shinigami.

Kon: Yes yes, Aizen-sama for you.

Ichigo: Don't be stupid and pumped up Sousuke, we are not acting now!

Aizen: A serious actor takes his role seriously and practises even when he sleeps.

Ichigo: Is that so? You practice even when you sleep? And even when you have sex?

Aizen: Of course!

Kon: He took the whole thing seriously.

Ichigo: I know.

Aizen: I wonder, do you have sex Ichigo?

Ichigo: Why would I answer your question baka?

Aizen: So you don't!

Ichigo: The hell i am gonna tell you bastard.

Kon: I haven't had sex for a long time now!

Aizen: You will never have it no matter what.

Kon: Ha, and here I was supporting you, maybe I am a stuffed animal but my charisma is still there. Do you wanna see.

Aizen: I think I will pass.

Ichigo: What Aizen? Maybe you are afraid that you are not a man huh? Maybe you are just gay. Now I knew it, the hairstyle, the white, certainly gay.

Aizen: I happen to have a video of me and Halibel with me. She is pretty hot and I am sure that watching it you will see that I am not gay.

Ichigo: The hell i would see that. Don't be ridiculous.

Kon: You are ridiculous. Aizen-sama, let sweet Kon see it for him.

Aizen: Of course. But no charisma showing off ok?

Kon: Deal.

Ichigo: You are both so pumped up.

Aizen: You should watch it with him. Since I am sure you have never seen a naked woman.

Ichigo: Huh, now you are wrong I have!

Kon: Are you reading th magazines Karin's friends gave me?

Ichigo: No. I have seen Yoruichi!

Aizen: I am jealous. I wish I was you now.

Ichigo: Hahahahaha I knew you liked her.

Aizen: If you haven't noticed everyone does. Urahara is a lucky man.

Ichigo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Aizen: You didn't know? They are a couple.

Ichigo: How do you know that? Don't tell me...

Aizen: Yes... I am telling you.

Ichigo: Aizen a peeping Tom? Yoruichi has to hear this.

Aizen: seathes his Zanpakuto Now now boy, don't make me kill you. If she finds out I am pretty much doomed.

Kon: He is really afraid of her?

Aizen: Every man is afraid of her. Her abilities are legendary, her reiatsu was and is the greatest.

Ichigo: Are you in love with her?

Aizen: Idiot, I don't have to answer your question.

Kon: Ichigo, he is still holding his Zanpakuto, do not anger him.

Ichigo: Kon, I am not afraid of him, remember, this is a fake one. We are not acting now! Relax!

Aizen: I can still hit you though!

Ichigo: Give me a break baka.

Kon: They have to stop that. (thinks)

Aizen: Do not challenge me Kurosaki or you will feel the blade right in your stomache.

Ichigo: Bring it.

Kon: Relax people. You are really annoying. I knew I was the only sane character here but I thought that at least you two were more sane than me.

Ichigo: I am sane of course!

Aizen: Me too!

Ichigo: That comes from a guy who is acting when he is having sex. comes near the screen

Kon: I know.

Aizen: I just take my job seriously.

Ichigo: Too seriously.

Aizen: I am tired of you!

Ichigo: Bring it boy!

Aizen: Funny, you are 15 and I am 200 years old and still you think you are older. Pretty much idiotic.

Ichigo: You take your role very seriously. You are just 23. You are not Shinigami, open your eyes.

Aizen: Non professional arrogant!

Kon: Stop it you two. You annoy the hell out of me. kicks both and they fell down unconsious

Kon:Ha, I knew you stood no chance against my manliness and martial ablities. Boys. You are both too young to talk to me. HA!

to be continued.

So... a review would be nice. I will write the next chappie soon :D Please don't flame me :)

NOW REVIEW AND TELL ME... Who should I put up next?

Hitsugaya Ulquiorra and Orihime

Rukia Byakuya and Ichigo

Byakuya Kenpachi and Matsumoto?

Isshin Byakuya and Shinji?

Urahara Isshin and Ryuuken?