I just felt like doing this. ^^;;; Because I'm weird like that.
DISCLAIMER: You all know the drill.
[ ] = Private Monologue
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Weiss and Schwarz arrive at somewhere in Tokyo...for The Real World!
Quick Overview of the Cast:
Aya: Sister-obsessed (Aya: -_- SHI-NE!)
Brad: Guy with glasses (Brad: Well. Gee. =_= I feel so loved.)
Farfarello: Serial killer (Farf: It hurts god. *cackle*)
Omi: Computer geek (Omi: Heeeyy!! ;_;)
Nagi: Scary little d00d who floats things (Nagi: *NOT amused*)
Yohji: Pimp (Yohji: *strikes a pose*)
Schudich: German pimp (Schu: *GRIN*)
Ken: Klutz (Ken: I'll show YOU klutz, you stupi-*trips*)
NOTE: The private monologue is for the people to tell their thoughts or rant or whatever on
the incident or whatever happened.
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The words 'The True Story' float across the screen, with cheesy background music and whatnot. And bubbles. Don't forget them bubbles. *_*
Aya: -_- *thoroughly prodded before he says his line* This is the true story..
Brad: ..of eight strangers.
Schu: Don't we all know each other? *gets whapped* *twitch* Picked to live in a house.
Ken: To find out what happens...
Omi: When people stop being polite.. *holding hands with Nagi* ^.^
Nagi: And start getting real. *grins at Omi*
Yohji: *at the same time with Farf* The Real World.
Farf: *at the same time with Yohji* GOD HURTS!
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Omi: *whines* I need to use the bathroom! *knocks on the bathroom door* Come ON, Schuldich!!
Schu: Go away!
[ Omi: I needed to use the bathroom and Schu was being a..a...bathroom hog! ]
[ Schu: I RULE THE BATHROOM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ]
Omi: -_- *walks away, grumbling*
[ Omi: T__T Schu's a meanie. And Yohji was using the other bathroom. ;_; ]
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Brad: *playing Scrabble with Nagi and Farf* Pocky doesn't count as a word!
Nagi: ;.; It does so! Pocky is great! We must all worship Pocky!
Farf: *eye twitches* Pocky is...like....god? *eye glaze over*
Nagi: Ack! No! Pocky hates god! God hates Pocky!
Brad: *spells an extremely long word which neither Nagi nor Farf can read*
Farf: *stares at the word*
Nagi: o_o...
Farf: *stares*
Nagi: *stares at the word, also*
Farf: *picks up the Scrabble board and throws it into the fireplace* THAT WORD WORSHIPS GOD!!!
Brad: -______-*
[ Brad: I FORESAW THIS!!! ]
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Aya: *stabbing a Takatori picture, very badly drawn* SHI-NE!! SHI-NE!!! SHI-NE, TAKATORI!!!
[ Aya: ...*just glares at the camera man* ]
Takatori Picture: x_x
Yohji: *was standing in the doorway, backs away and leaves Aya alone so he can do his...hobbies*
[ Yohji: Aya's screwed up, man. He needs to get laid. ]
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Ken: *kicking a soccer ball around inside Aya's room, making the ball bounce off the wall and back to him* *he
obviously finds this very amusing* *kick* *bounce* *kick* *bounce* :D COOL! *kick* *bounce* *KICK*
Soccer Ball: *high-pitched voice* I'M FREEEE!!!! *breaks Aya's window and flies outside, hitting a car and the alarm sounds*
Ken: ...I didn't do it.
[ Ken: I guess it was my fault...but no one needs to know. ]
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Nagi: Schu!! Why is your crap all around the bathroom?! Tell me WHY you need eye shadow.
Schu: It's not crap. It's special!
[ Nagi: It was crap. ]
Nagi: Pick up your crap!!
Schu: Pick up YOUR crap!
Nagi: I didn't drop any crap! .xO!!! Asshole!
Nagi: x_x
[ Schu: Teach HIM to insult my stuff. ]
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Schu: *rummaging through Brad's drawers with Yohji by his side*
Yohji: Do you see anything?
Schu: YES! *holds up boxers with little boxers on them* Lo and behold! Brad wears boxers!
Yohji: ...why does his boxers have boxers on them? o.0
Schu: o_o
Yohji: o.o
Schu: o_o;;;
Yohji: Uhm..o_O;
Brad: =___= WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? *came here before they could rummage anymore, as he has
THE SIXTH SEVENTH EIGHT NINTH TENTH ELEVENTH SENSE x_X*
Schu: RUN!!!! *takes three more boxers and runs like hell*
Yohji: WE HAVE HIS BOXERS, WE HAVE THEMMM!!!! *stalls Brad with a pillow to the face and runs*
Brad: ...I hate my life.
[ Brad: I hate you all. ]
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Aya: *staring at the window, unblinking*
Ken: o_o Uhm...Aya?
Aya: *turns to Ken, eyes bloodshot* Yes?
Ken: o_o;;;; Are you okay?
Aya: *eyes narrow suspiciously* Why?
Ken: You're eyes...are...scary....and...bloodshot..
Aya: =_= Are you insulting my eyes?
Ken: *scared* No...just...asking.
Aya: =_= I couldn't sleep last night. Someone broke my window. It was cold. =_= Very cold. Blankets thin.
*looms over Ken*
Ken: ;-; Don't eat me.
Aya: Take..me..to..your..leader..then. *falls over, knocking Ken to the ground and laying on him* *asleep*
Ken: ...someone help?
[ Ken: T_T Why does all the bad stuff happen to me? ]
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Farf: *throwing paper balls at Nagi, who's sending them back to Farf, hitting him in the head*...*throw*
Nagi: -_o *sends it back, hitting Farf in the face*
Farf: ..._o *throws*
Nagi: *sends it back, hitting him in the face again*
Farf: *throw*
Nagi: *sends back*
Farf: *throw*
Nagi: AHHHH!!! *runs away screaming*
Farf: :D This hurts god.
Brad: *chasing Schu and Yohji for his boxers back* KISAAMMAAA!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!
Yohji: NEVER!!! *waves them*
Schu: OVER MY DEAD BODY! BWAHAHAH!
Brad: *twitch* *gets out his gun* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *shoots at them* *shooting water* *TWITCH*
[ Brad: WHOEVER DID THIS WILL DIE A VERY HORRIBLE DEATH, DAMMIT! ]
Schu: *points and laughs at* *wearing Brad's boxers on his head* ^.^
Yohji: *has a pair on his head too*
Brad: =_= Sweet mother of-
Farf: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! NOOOOOO!! NOT GOD!!! .@ *pounces on Brad and proceeds to shake him furiously*
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Aya: ~.~ *sleeping on Ken, still* *moves around in his sleep* *mumble* Takatori..you bastard...how could you ruin my tea party...
Ken: X_X someone..help...me....
Yohji: *runs past* O_O ) WAY TO GO, AYA! *runs off being chased by a very furious Brad who's being chased by Farfie*
Ken: *tries to get Aya off him* T_T
Aya: *clinging onto his clothes*
Ken: ...LOOK! IT'S TAKATORI!!
Aya: O___O WHAAAAAAAAA??!?! *jumps up* TAKATORI, SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ....there is no Takatori.
[ Aya: TAKATORI SHIIIIIIIIII-NE!!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! *shreds up his seat*
Camera person: ;_; Please...don't...do that. ]
Ken: *scrambles out the door*
Aya: _O DAMN YOU, TAKATORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
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Takatori: *elsewhere* *sneezes about 5 times* ....
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..don't...ask..me..x_x;;.....this is what I get for sniffing chapstick. Btw, I have no idea if I am to be continuing this. It's pretty stupid. o_o
DISCLAIMER: You all know the drill.
[ ] = Private Monologue
---
Weiss and Schwarz arrive at somewhere in Tokyo...for The Real World!
Quick Overview of the Cast:
Aya: Sister-obsessed (Aya: -_- SHI-NE!)
Brad: Guy with glasses (Brad: Well. Gee. =_= I feel so loved.)
Farfarello: Serial killer (Farf: It hurts god. *cackle*)
Omi: Computer geek (Omi: Heeeyy!! ;_;)
Nagi: Scary little d00d who floats things (Nagi: *NOT amused*)
Yohji: Pimp (Yohji: *strikes a pose*)
Schudich: German pimp (Schu: *GRIN*)
Ken: Klutz (Ken: I'll show YOU klutz, you stupi-*trips*)
NOTE: The private monologue is for the people to tell their thoughts or rant or whatever on
the incident or whatever happened.
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The words 'The True Story' float across the screen, with cheesy background music and whatnot. And bubbles. Don't forget them bubbles. *_*
Aya: -_- *thoroughly prodded before he says his line* This is the true story..
Brad: ..of eight strangers.
Schu: Don't we all know each other? *gets whapped* *twitch* Picked to live in a house.
Ken: To find out what happens...
Omi: When people stop being polite.. *holding hands with Nagi* ^.^
Nagi: And start getting real. *grins at Omi*
Yohji: *at the same time with Farf* The Real World.
Farf: *at the same time with Yohji* GOD HURTS!
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Omi: *whines* I need to use the bathroom! *knocks on the bathroom door* Come ON, Schuldich!!
Schu: Go away!
[ Omi: I needed to use the bathroom and Schu was being a..a...bathroom hog! ]
[ Schu: I RULE THE BATHROOM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ]
Omi: -_- *walks away, grumbling*
[ Omi: T__T Schu's a meanie. And Yohji was using the other bathroom. ;_; ]
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Brad: *playing Scrabble with Nagi and Farf* Pocky doesn't count as a word!
Nagi: ;.; It does so! Pocky is great! We must all worship Pocky!
Farf: *eye twitches* Pocky is...like....god? *eye glaze over*
Nagi: Ack! No! Pocky hates god! God hates Pocky!
Brad: *spells an extremely long word which neither Nagi nor Farf can read*
Farf: *stares at the word*
Nagi: o_o...
Farf: *stares*
Nagi: *stares at the word, also*
Farf: *picks up the Scrabble board and throws it into the fireplace* THAT WORD WORSHIPS GOD!!!
Brad: -______-*
[ Brad: I FORESAW THIS!!! ]
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Aya: *stabbing a Takatori picture, very badly drawn* SHI-NE!! SHI-NE!!! SHI-NE, TAKATORI!!!
[ Aya: ...*just glares at the camera man* ]
Takatori Picture: x_x
Yohji: *was standing in the doorway, backs away and leaves Aya alone so he can do his...hobbies*
[ Yohji: Aya's screwed up, man. He needs to get laid. ]
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Ken: *kicking a soccer ball around inside Aya's room, making the ball bounce off the wall and back to him* *he
obviously finds this very amusing* *kick* *bounce* *kick* *bounce* :D COOL! *kick* *bounce* *KICK*
Soccer Ball: *high-pitched voice* I'M FREEEE!!!! *breaks Aya's window and flies outside, hitting a car and the alarm sounds*
Ken: ...I didn't do it.
[ Ken: I guess it was my fault...but no one needs to know. ]
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Nagi: Schu!! Why is your crap all around the bathroom?! Tell me WHY you need eye shadow.
Schu: It's not crap. It's special!
[ Nagi: It was crap. ]
Nagi: Pick up your crap!!
Schu: Pick up YOUR crap!
Nagi: I didn't drop any crap! .xO!!! Asshole!
Nagi: x_x
[ Schu: Teach HIM to insult my stuff. ]
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Schu: *rummaging through Brad's drawers with Yohji by his side*
Yohji: Do you see anything?
Schu: YES! *holds up boxers with little boxers on them* Lo and behold! Brad wears boxers!
Yohji: ...why does his boxers have boxers on them? o.0
Schu: o_o
Yohji: o.o
Schu: o_o;;;
Yohji: Uhm..o_O;
Brad: =___= WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? *came here before they could rummage anymore, as he has
THE SIXTH SEVENTH EIGHT NINTH TENTH ELEVENTH SENSE x_X*
Schu: RUN!!!! *takes three more boxers and runs like hell*
Yohji: WE HAVE HIS BOXERS, WE HAVE THEMMM!!!! *stalls Brad with a pillow to the face and runs*
Brad: ...I hate my life.
[ Brad: I hate you all. ]
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Aya: *staring at the window, unblinking*
Ken: o_o Uhm...Aya?
Aya: *turns to Ken, eyes bloodshot* Yes?
Ken: o_o;;;; Are you okay?
Aya: *eyes narrow suspiciously* Why?
Ken: You're eyes...are...scary....and...bloodshot..
Aya: =_= Are you insulting my eyes?
Ken: *scared* No...just...asking.
Aya: =_= I couldn't sleep last night. Someone broke my window. It was cold. =_= Very cold. Blankets thin.
*looms over Ken*
Ken: ;-; Don't eat me.
Aya: Take..me..to..your..leader..then. *falls over, knocking Ken to the ground and laying on him* *asleep*
Ken: ...someone help?
[ Ken: T_T Why does all the bad stuff happen to me? ]
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Farf: *throwing paper balls at Nagi, who's sending them back to Farf, hitting him in the head*...*throw*
Nagi: -_o *sends it back, hitting Farf in the face*
Farf: ..._o *throws*
Nagi: *sends it back, hitting him in the face again*
Farf: *throw*
Nagi: *sends back*
Farf: *throw*
Nagi: AHHHH!!! *runs away screaming*
Farf: :D This hurts god.
Brad: *chasing Schu and Yohji for his boxers back* KISAAMMAAA!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!
Yohji: NEVER!!! *waves them*
Schu: OVER MY DEAD BODY! BWAHAHAH!
Brad: *twitch* *gets out his gun* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *shoots at them* *shooting water* *TWITCH*
[ Brad: WHOEVER DID THIS WILL DIE A VERY HORRIBLE DEATH, DAMMIT! ]
Schu: *points and laughs at* *wearing Brad's boxers on his head* ^.^
Yohji: *has a pair on his head too*
Brad: =_= Sweet mother of-
Farf: NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! NOOOOOO!! NOT GOD!!! .@ *pounces on Brad and proceeds to shake him furiously*
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Aya: ~.~ *sleeping on Ken, still* *moves around in his sleep* *mumble* Takatori..you bastard...how could you ruin my tea party...
Ken: X_X someone..help...me....
Yohji: *runs past* O_O ) WAY TO GO, AYA! *runs off being chased by a very furious Brad who's being chased by Farfie*
Ken: *tries to get Aya off him* T_T
Aya: *clinging onto his clothes*
Ken: ...LOOK! IT'S TAKATORI!!
Aya: O___O WHAAAAAAAAA??!?! *jumps up* TAKATORI, SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ....there is no Takatori.
[ Aya: TAKATORI SHIIIIIIIIII-NE!!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! *shreds up his seat*
Camera person: ;_; Please...don't...do that. ]
Ken: *scrambles out the door*
Aya: _O DAMN YOU, TAKATORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
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Takatori: *elsewhere* *sneezes about 5 times* ....
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..don't...ask..me..x_x;;.....this is what I get for sniffing chapstick. Btw, I have no idea if I am to be continuing this. It's pretty stupid. o_o