"Ranma Saotome, I challenge you!"
"....BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"Hey, it's not funny!"
"I'm (heh heh) I'm sorry, Gos, but (hoo hoo) YOU? Challenge ME? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"
"No, I'm serious! I really wanna have a battle with you!"
At this, Ranma sobered up. "I'm sorry Gos, but in good conscience, I can't fight you."
At this, the voodoo spike known as Hikaru Gosunkugi chuckled and rubbed his hands together. "Ah, but we're fighting on my terms! If you'll follow me, you'll learn the place of your defeat!"
Ranma sighed. "Whatever, Gos. Lead the way."
From the front door of the Tendo Dojo, Gosunkugi lead Ranma on a maze through the city of Nerima, to a place that Ranma had never seen before.
"We're fighting here? At-"
"Yes, THIS is where you will taste your bittersweet end!"
Ranma sighed again. "Whatever, Gos. Lead the way. Anything having to do with martial arts, I'm never gonna lose, and if I do lose, it's only once."
As they neared the designated position, Gosunkugi stopped Ranma. "Hang on, we've gotta wait till Hiroshi gets done kicking the living crap out of Ryoga." Right as he said this, Ryoga slumped to the ground, Hiroshi raised his hands in victory, and a pair of sympathetic by-standers dragged Ryoga off. "NOW, we battle."
Ranma selected a stance that he felt comfortable with, a karate stance actually, and Gosunkugi took up a stance that Ranma wasn't familiar with. Someone shouted 'Fight!' and the combatants leaped into battle.
************ Five Hours Later ************
Ranma slumped to the ground, his body battered and broken, while Gos seemed to have nary a scratch on him. "You really, REALLY suck at Street Fighter, Saotome. One more time?"
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, this is the first story I'm posting on FanFiction.Net. The idea came into my head today while I was out walking the dog, and it only took me like 15 minutes to type out. I'm simply establishing my self as an author, ya know what I mean? Oh yeah, neither Street Fighter nor Ranma ½, not to mention all characters affiliated with said game and anime, belong to me. Street Fighter belongs to the Capcom Kings, and Ranma ½ belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, whom I have EXTREME respect and adoration for.
"....BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"Hey, it's not funny!"
"I'm (heh heh) I'm sorry, Gos, but (hoo hoo) YOU? Challenge ME? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"
"No, I'm serious! I really wanna have a battle with you!"
At this, Ranma sobered up. "I'm sorry Gos, but in good conscience, I can't fight you."
At this, the voodoo spike known as Hikaru Gosunkugi chuckled and rubbed his hands together. "Ah, but we're fighting on my terms! If you'll follow me, you'll learn the place of your defeat!"
Ranma sighed. "Whatever, Gos. Lead the way."
From the front door of the Tendo Dojo, Gosunkugi lead Ranma on a maze through the city of Nerima, to a place that Ranma had never seen before.
"We're fighting here? At-"
"Yes, THIS is where you will taste your bittersweet end!"
Ranma sighed again. "Whatever, Gos. Lead the way. Anything having to do with martial arts, I'm never gonna lose, and if I do lose, it's only once."
As they neared the designated position, Gosunkugi stopped Ranma. "Hang on, we've gotta wait till Hiroshi gets done kicking the living crap out of Ryoga." Right as he said this, Ryoga slumped to the ground, Hiroshi raised his hands in victory, and a pair of sympathetic by-standers dragged Ryoga off. "NOW, we battle."
Ranma selected a stance that he felt comfortable with, a karate stance actually, and Gosunkugi took up a stance that Ranma wasn't familiar with. Someone shouted 'Fight!' and the combatants leaped into battle.
************ Five Hours Later ************
Ranma slumped to the ground, his body battered and broken, while Gos seemed to have nary a scratch on him. "You really, REALLY suck at Street Fighter, Saotome. One more time?"
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, this is the first story I'm posting on FanFiction.Net. The idea came into my head today while I was out walking the dog, and it only took me like 15 minutes to type out. I'm simply establishing my self as an author, ya know what I mean? Oh yeah, neither Street Fighter nor Ranma ½, not to mention all characters affiliated with said game and anime, belong to me. Street Fighter belongs to the Capcom Kings, and Ranma ½ belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, whom I have EXTREME respect and adoration for.