Vince McMahon chose 15 superstars to go to a trip to a Haunted Mansion.
There will be mysteries to solve and also, there will be deaths. 10
superstars will DIE; the remaining 5 will win
$500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 each. Don't know where Vince will
get the money.
Undertaker The Rock Stone Cold Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle Kane Booker T Chris Jericho Shawn Michaels Rey Mysterio Jeff Hardy The Hurricane D-Von Dudley Bubba Ray Dudley Triple H
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During the Plane
Rock: Rock says this, The Rock will win this thing.
Austin: What?
Kurt Angle: Don't start!
Angle hits Austin over the head with a plane pillow.
Austin (laughing): WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Flight Attendant: Please remain in your seats.
Austin: WHAT?
Flight Attendant: Remain in your seats.
Austin: WHAT?
Flight Attendant: REMAIN IN YOUR DAMN SEATS.
The flight attendant who was a woman came and kissed Austin in the lips: Please remain in your seat baby.
Austin: WHAT?
The flight attendant just left.
Lesnar (smiling): WHAT?
Everyone looked at Brock.
Lesnar: What? I haven't said anything in a while.
Undertaker: Those ghosts will respect me.
HHH: I am the game and I am not scared of monsters.
Hurricane: If you are scared, raise your hand!
HHH raised his hand.
Hurricane: Don't worry, Ill help you. I got super powers!
HHH: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!..I mean, I don't need your help. I am not scared.
Hurricane: Then why did you say you were scared?
HHH: Uhhh...hey Hurricane, got any comics?
Hurricane: I don't lend comics to bitches.
HHH: What you call me?
Rock: Rock says this, if you don't sit HHH, The Rock will lay the smackdown all over you candy ass.
Hurricane: And I won't lend you my comics.
Rock: Gimme that comic. The Rock says this, The Rock will take this comic, shine it all up, turn it sideways, and shove it DI-RECTLY your candy ass!!!!!
Hurricane: Not the Superman issue. You can use the Spiderman comic to shove it.
Rock: So you are the Hamburglar.
Hurricane: I thought we were friends.
Rock: You stole my HAM!!!!
Rock tosses Hurricane out the door.
Hurricane is now dead......
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Ferrari: You didn't like that part huh? Sorry, you have to live with it.hee hee.
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Mysterio: ESE!!! Porque tiras a Hurricane?
Rock: What in the blue hell is wrong with you.
Mysterio: Why'd you throw my good friend Hurricane out the door.
Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth before I toss you out too.
Mysterio: Yes sir.
Attendant: We have reached Parts Unknown City!
Kane: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attendant: You may now unbuckle your seatbelt.
5 minutes later, they were in the airport.
Someone: Hey Kane. How is my little demon doing?
Kane: Hi mom.
Kane's dad: Hey sport, I saw you on TV, you got your ass kicked.
Kane: That's nice. I gotta go.
Kane's mom: Are those your friends?
Kane: Uhhhh.no!
Kane's mom: Yes they are.
All the superstars come over.
Kane's mom: Who wants to see Kane when he was a little baby?
Superstars: WE DO
Kane: MOM!
Kane's mom takes a picture from her purse. It's funny that everybody in Parts Unknown City were wearing masks.Just like Kane's.
Kane's mom: Look.
Superstars: EWWWWWW.
Kane: MOMMMM!!!!!! NO!!!!!
It was a picture of Kane's mom holding Kane. Kane had leaves growing from his body. Believe it.
Kane grabs his parents and choke slams them.
Undertaker: Are you all right dad?
Undertaker then choke slams Kane.
Undertaker: It ain't over boy.
Undertaker then Last Rides Kane.
Taker still hadn't had enough.
Undertaker tombstones his brother.
A referee came running, 1-2-3!
It was weird because Undertaker's song began.and it was just an AIRPORT.
Kane: OWWW.
Undertaker: You still hadn't had enough?
Brock Lesnar taps Undertaker in the back.
Undertaker turns around into an F5!
Lesnar: Let's all go to the damn mansion.
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Ferrari: This was just a start, hope you liked it. The more reviews I have, the more I will continue with this EXCITING STORY.Really.
Undertaker The Rock Stone Cold Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle Kane Booker T Chris Jericho Shawn Michaels Rey Mysterio Jeff Hardy The Hurricane D-Von Dudley Bubba Ray Dudley Triple H
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During the Plane
Rock: Rock says this, The Rock will win this thing.
Austin: What?
Kurt Angle: Don't start!
Angle hits Austin over the head with a plane pillow.
Austin (laughing): WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Flight Attendant: Please remain in your seats.
Austin: WHAT?
Flight Attendant: Remain in your seats.
Austin: WHAT?
Flight Attendant: REMAIN IN YOUR DAMN SEATS.
The flight attendant who was a woman came and kissed Austin in the lips: Please remain in your seat baby.
Austin: WHAT?
The flight attendant just left.
Lesnar (smiling): WHAT?
Everyone looked at Brock.
Lesnar: What? I haven't said anything in a while.
Undertaker: Those ghosts will respect me.
HHH: I am the game and I am not scared of monsters.
Hurricane: If you are scared, raise your hand!
HHH raised his hand.
Hurricane: Don't worry, Ill help you. I got super powers!
HHH: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!..I mean, I don't need your help. I am not scared.
Hurricane: Then why did you say you were scared?
HHH: Uhhh...hey Hurricane, got any comics?
Hurricane: I don't lend comics to bitches.
HHH: What you call me?
Rock: Rock says this, if you don't sit HHH, The Rock will lay the smackdown all over you candy ass.
Hurricane: And I won't lend you my comics.
Rock: Gimme that comic. The Rock says this, The Rock will take this comic, shine it all up, turn it sideways, and shove it DI-RECTLY your candy ass!!!!!
Hurricane: Not the Superman issue. You can use the Spiderman comic to shove it.
Rock: So you are the Hamburglar.
Hurricane: I thought we were friends.
Rock: You stole my HAM!!!!
Rock tosses Hurricane out the door.
Hurricane is now dead......
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Ferrari: You didn't like that part huh? Sorry, you have to live with it.hee hee.
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Mysterio: ESE!!! Porque tiras a Hurricane?
Rock: What in the blue hell is wrong with you.
Mysterio: Why'd you throw my good friend Hurricane out the door.
Rock: Know your role and shut your mouth before I toss you out too.
Mysterio: Yes sir.
Attendant: We have reached Parts Unknown City!
Kane: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attendant: You may now unbuckle your seatbelt.
5 minutes later, they were in the airport.
Someone: Hey Kane. How is my little demon doing?
Kane: Hi mom.
Kane's dad: Hey sport, I saw you on TV, you got your ass kicked.
Kane: That's nice. I gotta go.
Kane's mom: Are those your friends?
Kane: Uhhhh.no!
Kane's mom: Yes they are.
All the superstars come over.
Kane's mom: Who wants to see Kane when he was a little baby?
Superstars: WE DO
Kane: MOM!
Kane's mom takes a picture from her purse. It's funny that everybody in Parts Unknown City were wearing masks.Just like Kane's.
Kane's mom: Look.
Superstars: EWWWWWW.
Kane: MOMMMM!!!!!! NO!!!!!
It was a picture of Kane's mom holding Kane. Kane had leaves growing from his body. Believe it.
Kane grabs his parents and choke slams them.
Undertaker: Are you all right dad?
Undertaker then choke slams Kane.
Undertaker: It ain't over boy.
Undertaker then Last Rides Kane.
Taker still hadn't had enough.
Undertaker tombstones his brother.
A referee came running, 1-2-3!
It was weird because Undertaker's song began.and it was just an AIRPORT.
Kane: OWWW.
Undertaker: You still hadn't had enough?
Brock Lesnar taps Undertaker in the back.
Undertaker turns around into an F5!
Lesnar: Let's all go to the damn mansion.
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Ferrari: This was just a start, hope you liked it. The more reviews I have, the more I will continue with this EXCITING STORY.Really.